• Let me tell you something about Mitt
Romney. We were best friends in middle
school. I know, right? It's SO embarrassing.
I don't even... Whatever. So then in 8th
grade, I started hanging out with Barack
'Obama who was totally gorgeous but then
he moved to DC, and Mitt was like, weirdly
jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off
to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why
didn't you support my idea?" And I'd be like,
"Why are you so ignorant of America's
needs?" So then, for my birthday party,
which was an all-Democrats pool party, I
was like, "Mitt, I can't invite you, because I
think you're a Republican." I mean I couldn't
have a Republican at my party. There were
going to be Democrats there with their
human rights. I mean, right? He was a
REPUBLICAN. So then his mom called my
mom and started yelling at her, it was so
retarded. And then he dropped out of
Politics because no one would talk to him,
and came back in the fall for the presidential
election, all of his hair was cut off and he
was totally weird, and now I guess he's on
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    • Obama is one of the worst Presidents in US history, if you support him still, you're a traitor to the true America, nothing more.
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