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    • Well I’m 19 and still haven’t accepted drugs or alcohol from anyone and Also haven’t done anal. That’s where shit comes from. Why do you like chocolate on your hotdogs?
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    • If you’re a dude who prefers sticking your dick in a girl’s ass you might as well just go gay
      CRS6132 15 aug
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    • I signed that DARE contract in 5th grade, I’ll be damned if I break that promise.
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    • 20 years old, haven't had sex, haven't done drugs, haven't drank. It's not that hard to say no to all of that. Hell, you're smart if you do.
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    • Sure, let’s just skip the purpose built hole an inch away that’s been developed to perfection over eons of natural selection, and stick it where the poop comes out... No thanks, I’ll pass.
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    • Why would I stick it in a poo hole when there's perfectly good, poo free pussy 2 inches away?? Its like saying here's a delicious and beautiful taco and then sticking a turd in it before you eat it. No thank you please
      dJAMES 18 aug
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    • I tried anal and I’m 20 but it was super unpleasant and awful and I hated it. However I was on the GIVING end of anal and pegged my bf once and he fucking LOVED that so
      Raxe 16 aug
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    • I love all the dumbasses on here saying anal is gross but probably jerk their dick to anal porn. Also, do you actually think someone who likes anal isn't smart enough to go to the fuckin bathroom before hand and clean themselves up a bit first? maybe stop assfucking idiots who don't know how to prep
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    • No sex in college gang, where u at
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    • Anal... the only time a man intentionally downplays the size of his penis
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    • My dick isn't penetrating the chocolate starfish, shit's unsanitary
      Showboat 16 aug
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    • It's strange how it's become so normalized to drink. Like we know of all the health risks and yet it's still expected that people drink. I've had my parents offer me drinks and they question me and look at me strangely when I say I don't want alcohol
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    • I'm 18 and still have a strong hate for alcohol, guess growing up around alcoholics really affected me.
      kheuzi 15 aug
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    • I'm 24 and I've never had a single drink, not to mention no drugs and shit. What matters is discipline, you dumb bitch.
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    • I mean there’s a whole preparation for it- you don’t just stick your dick in a dirty booty hole. Chicks gotta be clean first ✌️
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    • Bitch I haven't even gotten vaginal yet
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    • Nah i cant handle fucking alcohol, any mind altering substances scare me, its like a phobia i just hate the feeling of lack of control
      Violence 17 aug
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    • ImBoYo 15 aug
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    • I’m 19...I like anal ._. What’s wrong with anal
      PoOpTaRts 15 aug
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    • When you realize this life is short and as you get older things become less taboo....it will happen again and again
      aliJz 15 aug
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    • As a straight male I can honestly say it has never tempted me
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    • Well as an eight year old I said I'd never drink alcohol and I've been legally able to for two years now and I still haven't
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    • Anal is like vaginal except worse in every way. The sphincter opening is tight sure after that it's an empty balloon if your lucky and a poop filled balloon if your unlucky and your dick is over 3 inches. You think asshole getting gaped smells good?
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    • kanep0e 19 aug
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    • shut up you alcoholic whore
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    • Anal sex is something every woman should try at least once. It can actually feel great when you do it correctly.
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    • Not gonna lie, my first time was anal. When done right it is very very enjoyable for both people. Not gonna lie, I've pegged my boyfriend. When done right it is very very enjoyable for both people. It's a trust thing, a discovery thing, and something you shouldn't be ashamed of. Keep it kinky people
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    • Ngl I hate it when guys say “let’s try anal” and then the girl pulls out a strap on and the guy gets scared like? Okay? How do you think I feel? I don’t want your dick in my ass. It hurts enough going in the place it’s supposed to go.
      JemoDemo 16 aug
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    • People who need to drink alcohol or rely on drugs have a dead personality
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    • So many sex features. I thought ifunny was supposed to be something I can relate to
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    • The thing about butt sex is the girl is always anal about it.
      2BitThief 16 aug
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    • The two top comments are literally trash tier statements of two very inexperienced people.
      tilearian 16 aug
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    • I’m 23 still don’t drink or do drugs. DARE kids rise up
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    • Why do anal when the vagina is literally right there
      WeThoomin 15 aug
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    • Still haven’t drank alcohol. Don’t plan to either. Too many addicts in my family.
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    • Blowjobs, Nice. Handjobs, Nice. Tittybang, nice. Vag, nice. Plenty of ways to get off. Poop on my johnson ain't one of em.
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    • I'm not gonna get shit dick.
      AO_Edits 15 aug
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    • Why do people think putting your dick in a girls ass is gay? Guys have mouths too. Are blowjobs gay?
      Pilate 15 aug
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    • I convinced my girlfriend to do anal my ass still hurts
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    • I eat ass.
      TheS1nner 15 aug
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    • I once blacked out when I was five years old because I thought my mom's margarita was a smoothie (I drank the whole thing in one sitting). Basically, I had asked her for choccy milk and she, I guess, forgot…and she came back with just her own drink. I was fuckin thirsty and would drink that too idc.
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    • I don't understand why so many people prefer to conduct their intimate business on the one very specific part of the body designed to remove the concentrated waste rejected by the body.
      Drevkin 15 aug
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    • There are tools that can clean out ur asshole for anal. N-not that I’ve used them... heh... 👀
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    • Fucking amateurs. Thats why you have a girl enema her ass before you fuck so its nice and clean. No shit
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    • I convinced the tinder girl to do anal just to cross it off the bucket list
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    • Anal is lit but it kinda hurts i
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    • My girlfriend really likes anal, so top comment is wrong
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    • Disclaimer. You get poop on your dick everytime you do anal. ( I didn't realize this). You have been warned
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    • If you expect anal from your gf you're legally required to be pegged as payment I dont make the rules
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    • Listen here noons you only get poopoo on your peepee because yall hoes is nasty
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    • Ya know I really wish people offered me drugs as often as my parents said they would
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    • Given I'm a guy, 18, and not gay I won't try anal. I have tried alcohol and I absolutely hated it and despise people who get drunk and decide to drive themselves home. So I will never like alcohol. Checkmate assbasket
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    • Bruh some nasty things have come out my ass
      Futuramma 16 aug
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    • It's not that some guys prefer anal than vagina, it's just a fun little change every now and then. And, if done right (and for me the perfect amount of alcohol in my system) it doesnt feel so bad and your boyfriend will be pleased and who doesnt love pleasing their special someone?
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    • Never wanted to try anal but my gf did. So I relented and we did it once and I'll admit it was actually pretty fucking good. Plus I could cum inside. Now we do it regularly
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    • Well I’m 19 and I still struggle to even lose my virginity, let alone find a woman.
      BassJesus 15 aug
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    • i’ll never do anal. that shit wack.
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    • I'm 30 and alcohol free
      Khrot 15 aug
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    • Still haven't smoked weed
      Alexa7 15 aug
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    • I bet she'll be a "free women" then hate herself in her 30s
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      BIGMAG 15 aug
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    • I’m a man and i never want to try anal. Why would I stick my dick where shit comes from?
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    • I never drank alcohol and I'm 22
      Z_Doctor 15 aug
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    • Look at all these people posting about never drinking or doing drugs or anal. You aren't special. And you are boring. Get a life
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    • I mean im 23, and never drank or used any drugs. Once you see how it fucks up someones entire life, it kinda loses all appeal.
      Galaxxies 15 aug
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    • I still swear if you eat booty your a poop eater
      scott9118 15 aug
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    • I haven't even had a serious relationship yet. Real virgin hours
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    • I want to get high and let the D.A.R.E lion fuck me in the ass.
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    • Oh my. It appears that there is controversy about anal lol
      sylviia 15 aug
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    • Hard to equate sticking it in someone's shithole to trying beer, but whatever you say.
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    • I said i would never do illegal drugs and to this day 28 years old have never had a drug so 8th grade me is very proud
      Bunnysan 15 aug
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    • Turning 18 in september, still never want alchohol, shit is disgusting and my ADHD brain doesn't need it anyways. I've wanted to try anal for awhile though....
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    • Pretty sure the joke is not directed towards 19 year olds not doing anal but only stating it as when they're much older they may change their minds. Like a kid saying "I'll never get a job".
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    • My gf loves anal.the only thing that sucks is that my asshole is always sore afterwards
      Brendon94 15 aug
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    • Honestly I feel like anal fetishes is more disgusting than feet fetishes
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    • why's everyone hating on anal in this comment section?
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    • just saying people swear they're freaks but dont do anal or suck toes
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    • I dunno, seems kinda gay...
      E_m_a_n 15 aug
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    • alcohol is fucking gross
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    • Girl in my school was like. „I will never suck a dick... so gross“ guess who’s in the bathroom now all the time deepthroughting
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    • Is it that all of the straight edges are the only ones commenting, or people who have done stuff just dont care to comment?
      Taonanae 20 aug
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    • I'm not a degenerate. "Virgin till marriage squad " where ya at?.......... Just me. Ight
      JustReese 19 aug
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    • I tried anal with my girlfriend... It didn’t fit
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    • anal is for dudes with small dicks
      Succer 18 aug
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    • Sounds like something a retard would say
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    • I was already doing drugs in eight grade. If you weren’t you were probably a fuckin dweeb amirite? UP TOP
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    • What if you do anal but not alcohol??
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    • I don't get why my wife is scared to try anal, she's always sticking things up my ass.
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    • Every girl says they dont wana do anal and then they try it and like it
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    • I like it bc it's tighter and I fivk women because their facial expressions are great in sex
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    • chili dogs are delicious. I have em everynight
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    • I'm 18 and scared for next year I guess
      Zml23 17 aug
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    • have you seen a fucking prolapsed anus
      moistcats 17 aug
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    • I will never drink alcohol because there’s a 93% chance that I’m a alcoholic. Almost everyone on my dad’s side of the family is.
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    • Or, better yet, stick the drugs up your ass
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    • What? I'll never prefer booty over pussy, but the butthole is a sensuous wonderland. We all about rectum stimulation over here buddy
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    • I wanted to try anal for the longest time(I'm 19 rn), so I brought it up to my gf, and she was actually into it. Bought a 9 inch strap on just so I could feel it, she's too sweet.
      Futabae 16 aug
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