le Cunningham
today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes
"it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Luigi_Official_ Luigi_Official_
24 sep 2020
le Cunningham today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Did the photographer just pull his
dick out or something?
Oreos_ Oreos_
11 dec 2020
Did the photographer just pull his dick out or something?
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check
up one me: cut toxic people out
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check up one me: cut toxic people out
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album
Kurt Cobain:
Nirvana fans in 1994: We want another album Kurt Cobain:
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify
Every Guy On His College Hockey
Team Just By Looking At Their Dick
PM - Buffer
51 1,475
Kuznetsov Kuznetsov
11d
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify Every Guy On His College Hockey Team Just By Looking At Their Dick PM - Buffer 51 1,475
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
13 mar
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
When your job is to drop pin on
Google Maps
When your job is to drop pin on Google Maps
She should do Jinx from LoL
Sfur_thread
Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
Avalre Avalre
15 oct 2020
She should do Jinx from LoL Sfur_thread Lucky for you, she already did - Lucky for you, she already did 😳
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
blind_storagefull69 blind_storagefull69
14 apr
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
wtf_no wtf_no
25 sep 2020
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
Nicole Byer wants to know why Star
Wars and Lord Of The Rings movies
are "Just. So. Long."
Be silent Keep orked tencue nd your teeth.
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
28 sep 2020
Nicole Byer wants to know why Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings movies are "Just. So. Long." Be silent Keep orked tencue nd your teeth.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke.
You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
leeewee leeewee
12 jan 2021
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
from the earliest 80's we all know
that...
sad
guys are [ed,
good guys are green
from the earliest 80's we all know that... sad guys are [ed, good guys are green
Everybody asks who's the impostor
but nobody asks how's the impostor
dreadigon dreadigon
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor but nobody asks how's the impostor
Nobody:
Mexican kids on the mic:
DaddyMeMeKing DaddyMeMeKing
17 nov 2020
Nobody: Mexican kids on the mic:
You've heard of Halo 3 rat, now get ready fe for...
HALO SEAGULL
Left_Liberty Left_Liberty
26 sep 2020
You've heard of Halo 3 rat, now get ready fe for... HALO SEAGULL
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
TikTok Why is Dwayne Johnson called the Rock ?
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS