le Cunningham
today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes
"it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Luigi_Official_ Luigi_Official_
24 sep 2020
le Cunningham today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention
I'm sorry, little one.
Pathless Pathless
24 sep 2020
Me making eye contact with my dog who's trying to sleep in her crate while my mom, who's high on her sleep meds, tries to get my dog's attention I'm sorry, little one.
DAILY BUGLE
EXCLUSIVE __i\
You're a fucking clown all : aa
JustClowningAround JustClowningAround
15 dec 2020
DAILY BUGLE EXCLUSIVE __i\ You're a fucking clown all : aa
kayla O
@baz00per pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my
cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
PM - - Twitter for iPhone
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shndnyllwhrs shndnyllwhrs
24 sep 2020
kayla O @baz00per pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed PM - - Twitter for iPhone 72.5K 2,237
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
oaksy
texas confession
i've never seen snow irl
oaksy
i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf
BA oaksy texas confession
i've never had a million dollars
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
27 sep 2020
oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf BA oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
When you dropped her off early but you didn't go home
When you dropped her off early but you didn't go home
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
18 nov 2020
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Types of Cat Loaf
white
cinnamon
marble rye
choco-swirl
cheesy garlic
toasted
pumpernickel
extra fluffy
stale
potato
burnt
moldy
gluten-free
whole grain
Beebles Beebles
25 sep 2020
Types of Cat Loaf white cinnamon marble rye choco-swirl cheesy garlic toasted pumpernickel extra fluffy stale potato burnt moldy gluten-free whole grain
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
ash420 ash420
12 mar
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching
porn:
KortalMombatt KortalMombatt
15 apr
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
When your younger brother grows bigger than you
@mexmemez
When your younger brother grows bigger than you @mexmemez
"Rumor has it, you're pushing your vegan
lifestyle onto your dog"
YourLocalWeeb YourLocalWeeb
28 sep 2020
"Rumor has it, you're pushing your vegan lifestyle onto your dog"
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER
zz13
2 mar
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ? Me: BARRY McCOCKINNER
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
SnekByte SnekByte
5 oct 2020
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
When she likes watching you eat her
wifey87 wifey87
6 apr
When she likes watching you eat her
luistg2012 luistg2012
24 sep 2020
WE USED TO THINK OF SEA TURTLES
Me, sitting at the children's table during a
family party
You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
eddro96 eddro96
13d
Me, sitting at the children's table during a family party You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat
mauithespoiledcat mauithespoiledcat
24 sep 2020
Guess who is the real Egyptian cat - Guess who is the real Egyptian cat