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    • If a cop has to arrest or shoot you it’s definitely more paper work
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    • Cops don't hope you're a criminal. That literally makes their job harder and is obviously just bad in general
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    • Dude...
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    • As a mechanic I can say that we do hope you have car or bike trouble, seeing as you all spend more than necessary on pieces of machinery you don't even know how to maintain at the most basic level. I'll fix it, but 99% of the time it could have been avoided. Hence I don't feel bad for your stupidity
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    • Doctors get paid wether people are sick or not, cops get paid wether people are criminals or not
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    • That’s like saying a teacher hopes you don’t know the material already
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    • No. Their profession just relies on it.
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    • Who else can relate to this
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    • Trust me, doctors hope you're health so they don't need to deal with your bullshit. Or that you're a hypochondriac so they can get money on you thinking you're sick but never actually in any danger.
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    • Cops don’t hope you’re anything but an illegal parker
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    • As a mechanic i hope nobody's cars break so we can start spending money on making cars better. We have yet to make the perfect car
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    • I’m a mechanic and I do not hope you have car troubles I don’t want to fix your broken shit if there’s no work i get to fuck around and do nothing and still get paid
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    • As a cop my least favorite thing is when some dumbass commits a crime and makes me do paperwork right before I'm trying to go home
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    • this is dumb, they dpnt hope you are sick or have a brpme car or whatever, they jist help those who nneed those things
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    • And school nurses don’t really care bc Mints are only a few cents and as we all know they are the miracle drug, all praise the mint gods🙌🏽
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    • I'mma just
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    • Lmao comments full of boot lickers
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    • How TF does a thief wish for prosperity for you make 0 sense
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    • Only the lawyer thing is true. Doctors want their patients to get better because then it will give them better reputations and therefor more patients and more money.
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    • Doctors definitely don't hope you're sick. Maybe the hospital owners do
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    • The cops and soctors thing is not true at all
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    • Firefighters want your house to catch on fire
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    • Cops definitely dont hope you're a criminal thats retarded
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    • Top two comments are real af
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    • A thief wants to steal from you, that's like hugging someone for being successful, then picking their back pocket
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    • as a mechanic i can say we don’t hope your cars broken, that just leaves more shit for us to fix, we get the same wage every month regardless
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    • Good people hold the law in their hearts, evil always finds ways to rip them out
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    • A cops duty isn't to punish the guilty but to protect the innocent
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    • Good mornin yall
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    • This is very true, in eying the police 1 as well...
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    • i'd be a doctor to help people NOT be sick, sickness is just inevitable
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    • Theives steal from you??
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    • I'm speaking as a guy studying to be a cop: please don't do crimes, I'd rather not deal with your illegal bullshit
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    • This is the most 14 year old take on society yet.
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    • I'm calling bs on the "mechanics hope you break down." Now a steal-er-ship (dealership) they definitely hope you break down.
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    • Mechanics don’t hope for cars to work on
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    • Doctors don’t want you to get sick
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    • Thieves deserve to be shot
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    • Must be a lot of tasty boots in the comment section
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    • Cops don’t want you to be a criminal. They would rather you not be honestly. Paper work isn’t fun.
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    • Actually cops get paid regardless. The less work they have to actually do the better as long as they still have a job
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    • No doctor hopes you get sick. There are plenty of sick people. Doctors try their hardest to keep you healthy with what knowledge and resources they have. If your doctor isn’t doing this, please see another physician
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    • We live in a society
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    • I’m pretty sure lawyers hope you DON’T get sued, otherwise than means they’ve lost the case and I’d assume that affects their pay
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    • As a mechanic no the fuck I don’t. Service writers do. We don’t.
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    • Thieves also hope your stupid enough to steal from
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    • None is quitw true except the car mechanic thing. That is spot on.
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    • I dont think doctors or cops hope those things...
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    • Well, no. They don't hope that stuff happens, stuff just happens and they're there to help when it does.
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    • This is some r/im14andthisisdeep material
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    • Well
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    • Why is there a illunieye symbol everywhere? Like, even in memes??
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    • I can confirm parts of these.... I'm just going to refrain from saying which ones
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    • Nah mechanics just hate you for driving like a retard.
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    • Cop from Miami here. I do not hope someone is a criminal, but I do hope to encounter criminals on my shift in order to stop them
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    • Aren’t doctors payed by salary and not by how many sick people they treat? Due to long hours, don’t they want fewer sick people to come in and make them stay even later after their 16 hour shift
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    • No they just want you to do something ticket worthy.
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    • Stolen
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    • Cops dont get paid per arrest
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    • doctors h a t e him
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    • I don’t know a single cop that would want to shoot or arrest anyone. Every guy I know that’s a cop always thinks if I just let him go will this somehow get back to me for disregarding my duty.
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    • Quotas don’t actually exist, they’re illegal, cops are hourly or salary
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    • Private prisons hope youre a criminal
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    • Of all the cops i know none of them want you to be a criminal, they're salary... thay don't wont to work for the money thay will get regardless
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    • Someone help that just fucked my brain
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    • Doctors and cops aren't paid by patients treated or people arrested lol
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    • Cops have been known to force confessions, it’s a pretty wide reaching thing. They do want you to be a criminal
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    • "cops don't hope you're a criminal!" Right, its not like they have arrest records or anything that influence their career path.
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    • All of them could happen if the car mechanic thinks you stole a part from his shop and hits you with a tool
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    • That’s not how any of this works. Cops don’t hope you’re a criminal. Doctors don’t hope you get sick. Nobody wants to do more work
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    • I want you to laugh at my shitty joke and give me top comment
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    • Dude
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    • Cops don’t hope you’re a criminal. Cops want to sit around and chill.
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    • Farmers want you to eat, Teachers want you to learn, dietitians want you to diet, gyms want you to work out...see I can do it too
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    • I dont get a difference between all these people and thieves though.
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    • You ever consider people have those professions maybe because they don’t want anyone to have those problems so they fix them for others??
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    • The only true one is the mechanics. I’ve had bad experiences with them
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    • None of these except the last are true, maybe lawyers though, fuck them
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    • Doctors don’t want you sick! What you think they make fucking commission?
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    • Hey wheres that Mk11 screenshot of kabal saying "Prolific, but bullshit"? We need one of those here
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    • Mechanics don’t want your car to break. Fixing broken shit is harder than maintenance
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    • None of these jobs make commission... Not a one... so they get paid regardless of activity levels... retard.
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    • Even if cops did wish you were a criminal for job reasons, 90% of them are still trying make the world a better place. Maybe I'm being too optimistic in that percentage but that's just what I think.
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    • The comment section here has completely destroyed this meme. Rightfully so.
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    • This is just false
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    • As a cap, that is completely false. All we want to do is play Uno. But people HAVE TO DO DRUGS.
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    • Doctors don't hope people get sick, they just realize it's inevitable.
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    • Thieves and the lawyers handling your estate. Some would argue they're the same.
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    • Doctors do not hope you get sick...
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    • Lmao I work at a car garage over the summer and I can tell you first hand that the owner does not want your car to break down. At least not at our shop. Quick maintenance things like tire changes and brake jobs are what bring the most money for time and least stress
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    • D U M B A S S M E M E
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    • Botw part 2 guyz do ur thang
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    • Its talking about how they get paid more or have job security if bad things happen to u. The individual in the profession doesn't necessarily wish these bad things to happen to people
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    • Omg I read this comic lolz.
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    • Cops get paid weather you are a criminal or not. If you are one it just means more work for them
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    • Cops hope you’re a minority so they can shoot you, can’t wait till im a cop.
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    • Idk that lawyers want you to get sued. (also the police one but everyone already got that one)
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    • 9/10 dentists....
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    • Look at all these retards in the chat talking about the cop one lol
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