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    • If you have to cut your sandwich and you're not a child, you're prolly a bitch
      YoshiMcdinneriton 16 mar 2019
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    • Switch chaotic good and chaotic neutral
      GelatinDreams 16 mar 2019
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    • You didnt fucking make that chart and you goddamn know it you fucking trash
      KantonesePootis 16 mar 2019
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    • If toast is cut diagonal I can’t eat it
      bruhhhhhhhhh 17 mar 2019
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    • Change Lawful evil to Nick Fury
      DonarryTrumton 18 mar 2019
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    • True neutral gang rise up
      pdogg911 18 mar 2019
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    • I cut mine like lawful good cuz it fits in your mouth with no mess
      Wespum 17 mar 2019
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    • What alignment am I if I just fold it in half because I'm too poor for more than one slice of bread?
      slook_2016 17 mar 2019
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    • Lawful neutral
      chickynuggz 17 mar 2019
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    • So Nick Fury can't eat a lawful good sandwich
      LegacyForging21 17 mar 2019
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    • Am i the only peraon that thinks sandwiches taste better when they're cut lawful good
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    • Why the hell would you need 3 pieces of bread
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    • Samuel l Jackson can’t eat triangle sliced bread
      Meme_Manager 16 mar 2019
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    • Lawful neutral
      MANNSTACHE_2016 16 mar 2019
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    • Anyone who cuts off the crust is chaotic evil
      LilxWindex 16 mar 2019
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    • I mean no you didn’t make this with your brother I’ve seen this for years
      AssBlaster8128 16 mar 2019
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    • if you cut the crust off your sandwich you are a little bitch and you don't even deserve it seriously grow the fuck up
      Rein 16 mar 2019
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    • Neutral good needs to get fucking shot, I tell you what. My kids ever want crustless sandwiches, they gonna starve.
      Chevaleresse 16 mar 2019
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    • Nick Fury won't eat lawful good.
      PanicProtocol 16 mar 2019
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    • You: eats your sandwhich in rectangles or triangles. Me, and intellectual: RaDiCal tHiRdS
      Dwarfs 16 mar 2019
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    • Only people who cut their sandwich in "chaotic evil" are felons
      tobuscus 16 mar 2019
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    • Handing someone the chaotic evil one is a power move
      Mikescool16 16 mar 2019
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    • I hate people who dont eat the crust on sandwiches and pizza, like thats perfectly good food
      Pocket_Memes 19 mar 2019
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    • K but triangles are not even close to being as good as squares
      some_unfunny_shit 18 mar 2019
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    • I like my grilled cheese true neutral
      OrangeCrew_Mate 18 mar 2019
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    • Chaotic Good sandwiches were the best tasting sandwiches. You cant change my mind
      Bookworm_Kenzie22 18 mar 2019
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    • Lawful good for grilled cheese. Lawful neutral for PB&J.
      TheCheat 17 mar 2019
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    • Am I the only one he doesn't understand all this shit
      ShitMemez 17 mar 2019
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    • Neutral good is for the weak. Man up and eat that damn crust
      KermitTheAddict 17 mar 2019
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    • My mom used to make my sandwiches chaotic neutral
      R00t_B33r 17 mar 2019
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    • Lawful evil here
      NorwayPhotos 17 mar 2019
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    • True neutral for me
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    • Im always either lawful good or true nuetral
      SlimeyMage_2018 17 mar 2019
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    • Sorry to break it to yall but if you cut off the crust youre just a little bitch
      D3ATH 17 mar 2019
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    • Anyone who does the bottom 3 needs help
      fl4m3r 17 mar 2019
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    • Here’s a fun one for you. Taking two pieces of bread and folding them in half top to bottom and making two sandwiches.
      LayeredChip3 17 mar 2019
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    • I flip between Lawful Good and Chaotic Good
      FknEmoNerdWtf 17 mar 2019
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    • What the hell is up with neutral evil, ITS NOT EVEN CENTER
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    • How tf is bottom left bad but middle right and top right are ok?
      ThatMusicPerson 17 mar 2019
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    • If you’re not lawful good then you can just leave
      ItsAwesomeKev 16 mar 2019
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    • If toast is cut diagonal I can’t eat it
      NaulafeinHasrov 16 mar 2019
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    • There was a kid in my elementary school who had sandwiches cut into 9 or 12 little cubes
      Lostforce_2016 16 mar 2019
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    • Chaotic evil would just be a blender
      CyrusLastiwka 16 mar 2019
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    • True neutral, anyone that cuts their sandwich is a pussy
      PikachuLibre 16 mar 2019
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    • The biggest pussies are the ones who cut the crust off their sandwich
      Bright 16 mar 2019
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    • I ripe my apart. What’s that?
      foxglove 16 mar 2019
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    • Switch neutral evil and chaotic evil
      pheonix0021 16 mar 2019
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    • Shithead_Idiot 16 mar 2019
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    • my dad used to cut mine in a lightning bolt shape
      Raibaru 16 mar 2019
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    • I cut it in a spiral
      evanzafar 16 mar 2019
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    • Lawful good
      BlackOpsMa573r 16 mar 2019
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    • This whole chaotic thing is wank
      IndependentVegas 16 mar 2019
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    • I am true neutral... I shall be monk
      davemaja 16 mar 2019
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    • Lawful good is the one true way
      JediAray 16 mar 2019
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    • Murakuu I'm chaotic neutral
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    • You're a massive bitch if you cut off the crust at any point in your life
      Lilith_Saint 16 mar 2019
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    • Lawful evil
      Sunderus 16 mar 2019
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    • Chaotic good is the best and you can’t change my mind
      InkyBoye 16 mar 2019
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    • Switch NG and LG
      Hypnospell 16 mar 2019
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    • only pussy niggas cut the crust off
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    • The first one is chaotic evil to nick fury
      Lewdhuman2 16 mar 2019
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    • The chaotic evil makes me very uncomfortable
      DoctoRockstar 16 mar 2019
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    • Chaotic good is where it’s at. Way easier to eat
      Msid 16 mar 2019
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    • I’m a true neutral.
      LuckyArceus_2018 16 mar 2019
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    • That's a fat lie because that chart was on the internet for months you didn't make this
      BigBean987 16 mar 2019
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    • Lawful good for grilled cheese, pb&j, and lunch meat
      phuckinDevin 16 mar 2019
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    • True neutral for sandwiches, lawful neutral for toast
      EnPeeCee 16 mar 2019
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    • Chaotic neutral
      a_lil_sweetheart 16 mar 2019
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    • Chaotic evil is tearing parts off instead of cutting
      Palestra 16 mar 2019
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    • Fury can't eat toast if it's cut diagonally.
      Willario 16 mar 2019
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    • luistg2012 16 mar 2019
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    • Who still cuts a sandwich?
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    • Dude you stole my post
      corazondelimon 16 mar 2019
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    • Nick Fury don’t do lawful good
      E_Clampus_Vitus 16 mar 2019
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    • The words below are complete bullshit but it's an interesting chart
      Just_Siege_Things 16 mar 2019
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    • Whatever, Chaotic Neutral should definitely be those dinosaur cutters
      Hoosten_2018 16 mar 2019
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    • No you didn't. How many time is this sh it gonna come back up? Who the duck cuts a sandwich anymore?
      OddLocket 16 mar 2019
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    • I am all three goods at once sadly 😂😂😂
      MrBrightside91 16 mar 2019
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    • I’m either the middle or top left and right
      jesse_the_pinkman 16 mar 2019
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    • Lawful good and true neutral are the only acceptable ways
      bussewtsy 16 mar 2019
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    • Triangle sandwiches are satisfying
      ChubbyHamster 16 mar 2019
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    • Neutral good is not at all good. People who remove the crusts from their sandwiches are chaotic evil all the way.
      Jsaunders 16 mar 2019
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    • Chaotic good and chaotic neutral need to switch.
      RollingBStone 16 mar 2019
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    • LiberalBenShapiro 16 mar 2019
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    • True neutral
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    • As a chaotic neutral I agree
      Sabriels_child 16 mar 2019
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    • I just ball my bread up like an alpha
      ItsThoseBoys 16 mar 2019
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    • Only bitches cut their sandwich. Eat it whole or don’t eat at all, cunts.
      Raxus_Prime 16 mar 2019
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    • The whole evil column gives me both anxiety and makes me very upset.
      Gohadric 16 mar 2019
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    • I just eat it Fuck cutting it
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    • Cutting one slice of bred so it’s 2... but slanted
      ThatStrangeKid 16 mar 2019
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    • Me sandwiches likelike
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    • Or u found a random ass pic and made a fake caption
      ImGayForPussy 16 mar 2019
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      GATORDUCKY105 16 mar 2019
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    • Chitoge 16 mar 2019
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    • Chaotic neutral
      random_foxx 16 mar 2019
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      Where's my niggas whom'st cut their sandwich into radial thirds?
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      WholesomeLoser 16 mar 2019
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