"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge".
Me:
silentwolf74 silentwolf74
23 dec 2020
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge". Me:
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ScrumDiggitty ScrumDiggitty
18 nov 2020
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
*5 mins after getting kidnapped*
"So what made you choose me
*5 mins after getting kidnapped* "So what made you choose me
Barber : what cut you want bruh
Him : lemme get dat sperm cell
Barber : i gotchu b
Barber : what cut you want bruh Him : lemme get dat sperm cell Barber : i gotchu b
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
nh03 nh03
29 oct 2020
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
FACTS if KNOW
DID YOU KNOW
Eminem's friend since childhood,' Proof", once battled freestyle with 30 people ina
row and won every single battle. He is the one who taught Eminem how to freestyle.
Photo: by shutterstock
YourGirlYani
24 feb
FACTS if KNOW DID YOU KNOW Eminem's friend since childhood,' Proof", once battled freestyle with 30 people ina row and won every single battle. He is the one who taught Eminem how to freestyle. Photo: by shutterstock
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps
choking on ur dick
All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
hen you ask whos a good girl but she just keeps choking on ur dick All right, then. Keepfyour secrets.
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
Never stick your head in hole to see what's in
there...
Never stick your head in hole to see what's in there...
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
(Me
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Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?"
The Funeral Director:
NoSpace NoSpace
19d
Me: "My girl died of degree burns in a house fire. If I choose to cremate her body, will I get a discount?" The Funeral Director:
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
Biffers_ Biffers_
9 feb
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5:
me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
4 Exercises That'll Make Your
Vagina So Tight It Becomes a
Dick Guillotine
Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
TheRougeCowboy TheRougeCowboy
23 sep 2020
Dirty jokes with my mom
anal_cream_uppercut anal_cream_uppercut
27 sep 2020
rf TikTok Playing rough with your dogs in slow-mo ends with hilarious results