A man diªª ªnª went to heaven. As he stood m Iron: of
St. Peter al the Pearly Gales he saw a huge 'ª" º'
docks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "These are Lie-Clocks Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every lime you lie me hands
on your clock will move."
"Oh." said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
”That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved. indicating that she never (old a lie."
"Incredible." said the man.
“That's Abraham Lincoln‘s clock. The hands have
moved Mlce.telling us that Abe (old only Mo Ines In
his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus‘ ofﬁce. He's Usina " ª ª celing fªn."