• He texted the wrong number and it was
weed?
Yeah l'm on my way
ur not invited I meant bird seed
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    • "Ur not invited.." yeah, do you think that's gonna stop him from coming?
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    • Wasn’t the wrong number the other dude probably got busted
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    • Anyone selling weed wouldn’t say come thru to get weed😂
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    • Still doesn’t know where to go for it
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    • Idk man, looks like he texted the right number with a cop, but the caption got me rethinking.
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    • He can't arrest on that little of evidence
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    • Golly! Good thing that caption was there! I wouldn’t be able to understand this me me without it!
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    • Ask your dealer if you're still coming to golf incase a cop gets the phone
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    • Why is weed still illegal?
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    • If they legalized pot nationwide. Cops could smoke after work and I'm pretty sure it would turn down a large majority of police brutality cases. I'm sure there would still be plenty, but if a cop can take the edge off, maybe they wont be so pissed at the world. Idk
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    • It’s 2020 and y’all still selling weed
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    • “The weed”=drug-dealer slang
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    • Just go In you yard and get some dandeliones, so then you can claim that you ment invasive plants rather than majiana
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    • I dont know such pain im in Colorado
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    • She’d like that seed
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    • The fact that he texted an image of himself and put the sarcastic message tells me he wasn’t trying to get the guy, and was just gonna let him go for something small like weed.
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    • Like if weed should be legal, reply and explain why it shouldn’t
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    • No really?😂 I couldn't tell😂😂
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    • thank you caption.
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    • The cop looks like he probably thought it was funny
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    • Cop looks like he’s trying to do his best “stoned” impersonation
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    • If that happens just say 'that's very kind of you sir but I could never ask you to de-weed my garden!' If they question it just say 'oh its just a shortened phrase we've been using since coming up with the bet, im sorry if it alarmed you!'
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    • This is n old meme and half of yall are retards acting like it's brand new bc theres a dumb ass caption on it. Fuck in stupid
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    • Honestly I would probably try to save it by saying "omg this must look terrible, you see my friend has been a real ass lately and to get back at him we bought a special weed online and put it in his garden to mess with him"
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    • So how does he know where to go?
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    • At this moment he knew... he fucked up
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    • “Ur not invited”
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    • (X) Doubt
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    • Cop looks like bill burr
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    • Seed, you say?
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    • Imagine living in a state where weed is still illegal yet glorify alcohol and tobacco
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    • Burb seeb
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    • He is an avian handler cop.
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    • Oh yeah, bird seed. We tryna grow some mfin birds
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    • i wouldnt like a cop going through my phone
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    • How do you fuck up and text 911 for weed
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    • Not the wrong number it’s just his buddy got pulled over and the cops had the phone in a property bag but it’s going off because this guys is selling his weed
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    • Nice caption retard. Also it wasn’t the wrong number. Stupid fuck
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    • How hi are you? No it’s hi how are you
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    • Really? You think so? Are you sure it's a cop?
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    • Man I keep seeing stuff I saw earlier in collective
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    • good recovery
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    • Officer just trying to feed his bird smh
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    • How many times is too many times to jack off a day?
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    • Fuck that crusty ass cop dude
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    • I mean for some states it's not illegal
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    • It’s just weed tf, not homicide
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    • Hank is that you?
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    • Rookie dealer lmao
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    • But weed is legal.
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    • Weeds* this guy is my gardener.
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    • “I hope you’re bringing the flower seeds.” *gets there and finds a garden party
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    • Thats why stoners are always getting arrested they nvr invite the cops to the sesh
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    • Nice captions, fucktard
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    • Ah yes I have a cop on call too
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    • "YoU'rE nOt InViTeD"
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    • This is why you always say “who this” first
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    • Actually chances are he confiscated a drug dealers phone, the chances of him randomly texting the wrong number and it being a cop are slim to none
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    • ACAB
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    • Its illegal until they start making money off it...
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    • Cops are like vampires they cant come in unless y
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    • No dealer has ever said that
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    • White charles barkley
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    • Smooth cover
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    • Fatass cop
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    • Make sure to read to the end 😬
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    • Thanks caption
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    • Fucking fat pig. Gonna go crush someone's neck later?
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    • Imagine weed being illegal anywhere
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    • Zealously enforcing tyrannical laws written by unequivocally corrupt politicians is worse than writing them. ACAB
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    • What the fuck kinda dealer texts the person picking up like that? So badly faked
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    • "let me start my apology by saying that you are an extremely handsome man"
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    • Cop moment
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    • Gaterade me bitch
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    • Least he has time to hide the weed
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    • Lol 😂😂
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    • Haha smoking weed is so quirky
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    • I just got pulled over by him today
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    • Go into your yard and grab weeds and hand them to him
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    • If you are dealing talking like that you ain't lasting long lmao
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    • Weeds legal cop just wants to get high to
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    • Man fuck cops. Leave us alone.
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    • The cop looks stoned
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    • Why not ask him to confirm where then go unless he didn’t actually wanna bust him
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    • Dude looks like one of orcs in lord of the rings
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    • The cop looked like he smoked what he just confiscated
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    • I guess bird seed is the new weed. Whose going to try it with me?
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    • Yet this is a screenshot from the cops phone...
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    • Then he was shot 38 times.
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    • Fuck 12
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    • Not real, no plug talks like this in case the fed is listening.
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    • Odd that weed is legal in half the country and a felony in the other half.
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    • Thank god for the caption or I wouldn’t have figured it out
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    • omfg, rofl, dude this is so funny i’m going to piss myself and thank god for that caption, otherwise i wouldn’t have known what was going on
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