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    • no women they have cooties
      WasShe18 25 jul
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    • Step one: uninstall ifunny
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    • Its hard to believe that our family lines extend at least tens of thousands of years and we could all end it if we dont get laid
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    • Me ending my family line cuz i like the pp
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    • Rip Papa Franku
      Gollito 25 jul
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    • Well back then there weren’t sexual harassment lawsuits because a dude said a girl was pretty
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    • I’m pretty convinced god just cursed me so I gave up a long time ago on love. Death becomes more and more attractive by the day
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    • My ancestors are smiling upon me imperials. Can you say the same?
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    • I'm ending the family line out of spite.
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    • It was probably easier to get laid back then because it was only complete instinct
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    • Yeah ur boy is 21 and still hasn't been laid its rough out here
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    • Bantelope 26 jul
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    • Practice being an asshole/scumbag/caveman. Women haven't evolved much in 10,000 years, so they're still attracted to brutes like in the wild. I'm convinced that women can't tell the difference between living in civilization and living in the mud.
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    • I'm ending my family line on purpose. I refuse to have kids, so my last name/my bloodline will end. I'm the last born male in my family. My father and his side are terrible people. I don't want that to influence further generations.
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    • Creeper, oh man So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, Side, side to side This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again,
      thatmine 25 jul
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    • srsly tho there’s a problem or something. like no dudes got gfs but somehow every girl has a bf
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    • I'm 18 and hardly ever talked to any girls before like I mean a legit conversation. I went through all of high school without ever really talking to girls. I've had like a little small talk cause it was group settings but that's it. I'm probably gonna die alone
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    • Fuck this shitty ass bloodline I dont want my children to carry my shitty genes
      IcePerson 25 jul
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    • Part of the issue is the emasculating feminist culture that is pervading throughout modern society. Don’t get me wrong I’m all for strong independent woman but they don’t need to emasculate men to do it.
      rangerjl 28 jul
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    • Cardayx 26 jul
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    • Good thing I have cousins
      onion2187 26 jul
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    • To be fair back then it didn't take much to impress a woman. If you could survive in the wild for 18 years you were practically guaranteed
      HateMe 26 jul
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    • I can talk to women, but most of them at the moment seem to be more attracted to drug addicts and future failures in life.
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    • Why do I feel like this post was made by a teenager who hasn’t had sex yet and they think they should have while it doesn’t quite matter yet
      R_A_M 25 jul
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    • I’m genuinely scared of ending my family line and me dying and my ancestors be pissed in the afterlife at me
      jss06 25 jul
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    • Well back then they could buy a bitch with a sack of flour
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    • Me on my way to having a 50/50 chance of ending my families bloodline as a bisexual only child:
      igotadog 25 jul
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    • I fear women more than death tbh. I've almost died before but you can eat my ass if you think in gonna speak to that girl across the street.
      Destro_nF 25 jul
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    • I can talk to women but nobody likes me so I dont
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    • I’m the only son with the family name so I’m pressured into finding someone
      Lano 25 jul
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    • Speaking to women is easy. Just mess with them a little and they'll think you're funny then you're in the friend zone give her bad advice to leave her bf then you're in her
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    • I shall protect my virginity at all costs. Its what Mr. Rodgers would have wanted.
      Concept 25 jul
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    • Im ugly as fuck and don't want to pass that shit down
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    • I can talk to women, they just won't talk back
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    • For me is not that I can’t talk to women, I just don’t go out enough to meet new people
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    • Where my 19 year old virgins at 👀
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    • Women’s standards are waaaaay higher now. It takes years to get married now after finding a woman but back then you just found the dude with the thickest beard and most fertile soil and made babies to work the farm
      TroyDan 30 jul
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    • I don’t want to have kids cause its too much work and I don’t think it’s world I want kids to be born into.
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    • All the women will be whoring until their hormones settle down a bit when they're 30. Don't worry about it boys you get the sloppy seconds
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    • i miss pink guy
      SM0K3YB01 26 jul
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    • Because this generation is so fucking stuck up on social media and about what people care about them they cant get shit done
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    • I hate how everyone thinks the male should be the first one to make the move. It's dumb
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    • I think talking to girls is easy, getting laid is pretty easy too. The difficult part is actually building up that confidence to START speaking to her.
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    • Talking to women is easy, getting laid is easy. Most women are also just like you, and are trying to get laid. What hard is, when you find that one women, and you take just one look at her, and you swear you're tripping because there's no way you could be feeling all this other wise.
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    • I can talk to girls forever but getting serious is scary, most of my cousins got divorced and lost half their possesions to broke women ( two of my cousins were cheating though). I'm not lying, please understand this is my reality.
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    • What’s a woman
      Nulz 25 jul
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    • I’ve pretty much accepted it, I’ve blown so many chances with women that I’ve given up, I apparently come off sarcastic and annoyed even when I’m not, so I’ve just decided to commit self forever sleep
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    • I feel like half of our generation is just lazy and unwilling to even try to speak to women. Like come on guys it’s literally not that hard to even get them as friends when even half of the girls in our generation feel the EXACT SAME.
      Manface 25 jul
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    • I can talk to them just fine. Problem is, 99% of women only want a hot 6'4" guy with a six figure salary, 10 inch dick, and that can still do 75% of the housework for the woman after working all day.
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    • I'm the last guy in my family with my last name. My sister obv probably wont keep the last name and we dont count the my cousins due to their different last name and... lineage. So boyos I must find a way
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    • Only child in fam, got one male cousin with same last name, ALLS UP TO THAT noon LOL.
      x3YO 25 jul
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    • We can’t get wives or girlfriends because they always like the fucking pretty boys not the loyal ones
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    • Back then the woman were to busy fighting nature and each other they couldn’t fight off rapists
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    • Good, cucks don’t need to breed. Weak men is why feminism grew like a fucking weed.
      Broglobe 25 jul
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    • Women knew their roles back then. Know women want to be men and men want big anime titties
      BD101 25 jul
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    • When I was younger women were great as I got older they grew more and more absolutely fuck trade up and I don't even want a part of them
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    • So like, are we weakening our species as a whole by keeping the less capable alive? People with genetic disorders, disabilities, etc.? Since we got all sorts of meds and treatments to allow those people to live normal lives and reproduce. Random thought I had.
      _Hank_ 25 jul
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    • jsteele07 25 jul
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    • Mine ain’t. I got 7 siblings and my oldest sister has a 6 year old. We living forever
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    • Also this hookup culture creates a loneliness and less respect for real relationships
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    • Eh my siblings are more popular and have better genes than me ngl
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    • I hate kids so lol bye family line
      lolwumbo 28 jul
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    • This is the shit
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    • Quick question, do guys actually think like this when talking to girls? Whenever they're around me they're chill. Granted that may be because im a gremlin, but still
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    • I like this because its telling me to get off my ass
      Fenir 26 jul
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    • Listen I need everyone on ifunny who hates child predators and molesters to help me out there is an account on here "ALLLRRIGHTTYYTHENN" is his name. He has and continues to post unpermitted naked pictures of girls in grade school and highschool that are very far underage
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    • eh.. the fewer people that shit out a kid the better
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    • Nah I’m just asexual
      WaffleFox 25 jul
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    • gifmun 25 jul
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    • iM iN tHiS pHoTo AnD i DoNt LiKe It
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    • Probably because back then girls actually had some self respect and weren’t fake af
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    • To be honest, in barbaric times you could just force yourself onto a women and no one said anything about it
      Vakerian 25 jul
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    • Things were more black and white back then. Now people care about superficial things
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    • I feel called out.
      RonnieM96 25 jul
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    • Ancestry lines aren't straight unless each ancestor only had one kid
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    • Oh I can talk to them, I just can’t get them to talk to me
      MENAClNG 25 jul
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    • I would willingly end this miserable family line
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    • I’ll just desperately spread my sperm through banks across the country
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    • Why couldn’t mom have just swallowed?
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    • Hey no one probably cares but I just got a girlfriend recently and she is really amazing but I feel like I'm gonna fuck it up
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    • I can talk to women and I'm still lonely af lol
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    • I can talk to girls, they just tend to not want to talk back.
      AsshoIe 25 jul
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    • I can, but they don’t want me. And if they do, they never say anything. Not that I can imagine anyone actually being afraid to ask me out because I’m not out of ANYONE’S league
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    • Man, i used to go places, talk to so many people, i loved being around others, fucking around and making people happy, i was in a psychologically abusive relationship that made me a total shut in who cant even look people in the fucking eye anymore, its pathetic. Shit sucks.
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    • Women can't find men to date because of this. The couple of men left in the dating scene are douchebags, and they ruin the impressions of men in the women they date.
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    • Shit was different back then! All you had to say was “Grug want fuck.” And boom
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    • You just have to donate sperm and hope they get chosen
      juke119 25 jul
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    • The one unreasonable thing I’ll always be angry about is the fact that women always took their husbands last names and therefore I don’t have that “my father’s father” special relationship thing men have.
      meymeyer 25 jul
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    • you’re just ending your line. They have thousands of descendants still kicking
      _Jupiter 25 jul
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    • It’s annoying and not interesting*
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    • Joking about it normalizes it in your mind ,thus hindering your ability to improve on it. But yeah, you do you.
      Phil4196 25 jul
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    • I don’t have a problem talking to girls. I have a problem talking to the girl I like. I can hold a normal conversation or whatnot. But when it comes to her my brain disconnects and I instantly turn retarded.
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    • Don't feel bad the only two chicks I had a relationship with used me and went to someone else... and other than that, I've only been stood up. It's better not to talk to people.
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