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    • I can smell your butt crack from here
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    • Get that man a fucking belt, jesus christ
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    • Am I the only person who doesnt get embarrassed if my card declines? Oh noooo my big secret is out, im broke! Cause my 1998 Camry didnt give that away when I pulled up.
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    • This dude on drugs he got 10 pounds of crack
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    • dude said 🍑
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    • Man can’t even afford a belt
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    • Slide it through his butt crack
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    • Imagine being that mad cause you broke lol
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    • My favorite is when they tell you how much money they have in their account. Cashier: “Sorry. That card was declined.” Customer: “That’s crazy! I have 3 thousand in there!” Like they expect the cashier to be like “Oh! Well in that case” and it suddenly work lol.
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    • "Boy better pull up your goddamn pants I can see Pinocchio and he is telling the truth"
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    • He should try swiping the card in his ass crack. Might work
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    • Shout out to all those cashiers who see your card declined, but immediately follow up with "our card reader has been messing up lately"
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    • I'd just say "the system isnt accepting it. Can you try once more" and if it doesn't again then at that point I just say "the system still isn't accepting. Do you have another form of payment".
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    • He got that WAGON
      Plado 20 jun
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    • If bubble bass was human
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    • Did they arrest him for attacking the clerk, or for having a shit ton of crack?
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    • You could park a semi between those cheeks
      mufasaa 19 jun
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    • "What you say to me? You little shit!"
      School_Meme a month
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    • His pants are like literally on the fucking floor
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    • Thicc is not fat thicc is fit with muscle you're not thicc you're fat whore and fat acceptance is a joke so is whore acceptance
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    • That's America's ass
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    • startemis 20 jun
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    • Charge him with Felony possession with all that Crack!!
      LluviaDM 20 jun
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    • I'm reading this as I sit behind the counter of my truck stop job. Customers really are like this.
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    • Usually I just say “the card won’t work, do you have another?” But the people I work with just yell “YO WAIT IT WAS DECLINED.” So fucking awkward
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    • Crack kills dude
      MTG22 20 jun
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    • Corcho 20 jun
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    • Quietly: your uhh card uhh was *whispers* declined. Them: speak the FUCK UP I cant hear you
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    • My boy is packing some CAKE
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    • When i was a cashier, peoples cards would decline on a dollar purchase, and then yell at me to try the card again.
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    • Maybe they should try swiping the card in his butt crack, maybe it would work then
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    • He slack, he attack, but most importantly, he plumber crack
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    • It's cause he swiped his card through his ass crack and not the machine.
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    • His belt declined first tho
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    • Darnold a month
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    • Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
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    • i can see his asshole
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    • I see the ass
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    • I bet that man was arrested not only because of the violence, but also because of the crack he so poorly hid in his pants
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    • That amount of crack should be illegal
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    • Buttcheeks
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    • As someone in retail, some people get really offended when you say their card is declined.
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    • Somebody put a zoomed in pic of his but in comments for personal reasons
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    • Nice buttcrack
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    • Crack kills
      95JAlva 20 jun
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    • His pants couldn't contain his dummy thicc cheeks
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    • Dude probably made the same mistake
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    • You can literally see half of his butt
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    • My man shouldve swiped in them cheeks prolly wouldve been approved
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    • Thicc
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    • Crack out n everything, damn
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    • damn dummy thicc
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    • Plumbers usually have a lot of money
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    • My favorite thing is when customers open their bank app and go “sEe I hAvE mOnEY!!” Like it’s my fault. Sorry ma’am, let me just put the magic button that will make your card go through 🙄🙄
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    • Ass cheeks out
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    • Slide it through that crack then you'll see it wont work and you're full of shit
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    • Literally retail doesn't pay enough. It ain't our fault if you broke.
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    • Lol not his fault your ass broke.
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    • Man arrested for carrying 20 pound of C R A C K
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    • Dat ass crack tho
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    • one time this mean attractive girl came in and her card declined on a pack of swishers and she just said "no it didnt you did something wrong" and when she pulled out her phone to check her balance it said zero dollars and she said to her friend i forgot to put money in it. made me feel happy
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    • No lie, when I was in highschool I was a cashier. It was my first job and I didn’t know you were supposed to be quiet when saying someone’s card declined.
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    • I've whispered it before and EVERY FUCKING TIME SOMEONE ASKS ME TO SPEAK UP
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    • So many people have this kind of reaction that when I worked in retail we had to try three times before telling them, then try it directly on the computer then tell them very quietly, most people would just pull out another credit card lol
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    • He was trying to buy a belt lol.
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    • That ass tho
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    • YOUNG_SOLO a month
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    • A girl near my city paper sprayed a cashier when hers was denied
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    • Dat ass doe😏😏
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    • It’s so awkward when this shit happens, like I’m a waitress so I normally just write a note in the checkbook to tell them it didn’t go through. Normally makes people a little happier.
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    • Hrrrrr I’m trying to use my credit card but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass is interrupting the scanner. I have no choice to eliminate the cashier
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    • He was later arrested and also charged with possession of 10lbs of buttcrack
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    • My girlfriend just told me that being hit in the boob hurts more than being hit in the vagina, that is all
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    • I try and be as delicate as possible when that happens but people still act like it’s my fault like damn bitch stop buyin hot Cheetos and get a job
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    • Hey... I’m trying to get my debit card swiped but I’m dummy thick and the clap of my ass keeps maki g the guy temporarily deaf
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    • I’d throw a cup of frying oil in his face.
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    • MR HART! UH UH! DIDNT GO THRU! I TRIED IT 3 TIMES! I EVEN WIPED IT ON MY PANTS!
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    • McDonald’s worker here, i hate working drive through and having someone give me their card to pay for like a $3 order and having it denied. Usually they have another person in the car and you can just see their mood change so fast. Sometimes when it happens people pull out a 100 and I’m like shit ok
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    • Say no to crack. Both kinds.
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    • He should be arrested for carrying 28 pounds of crack.
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    • Customers are the worst people in the universe
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    • Also charged with possession of crack cocaine
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    • I’m a cashier and a lady tried to fight me cause her card was declined and she thought that I was stealing her money
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    • I waited tables at a nicer restaurant, it was my favorite thing when cards got declined. I always wondered way people would spend $200 on dinner, when they got no money. The ladies they tried to impress, where not impressed.
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    • From my experience working at a gas station it was declined on a 40 oz beer and a pack of Newports
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    • He paid too much for the crack.
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    • The crack kills
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    • If he wasn’t broke I’d assume he’s a plumber with that much crack showing
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    • Who would win? Employee of the month or One thicc boi?
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    • Why do people get angry if their credit card was declined? Sorry i know i’m 18 but i don’t have a bank account yet.
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    • I hope he realizes that it was declined probably because he o er drafted
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    • I’m not saying what he did was right but I understand
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