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    • There was a kid that always bullied me on the bus, and I always tried to ignore him. One day I had enough and straight up beat the shit out of him. The principal got involved and I thought I was screwed. Luckily for me, the bus driver vouched for me and I got off free.
      Scrodzic 26 jun
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    • Your schools put the bully in detention?
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    • I got detention because 2 kids were fighting and I walked around a corner just before a teacher did and they thought I was also part of the fight
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    • A dickhead teacher gave me detention one time in high school because two kids were fighting and i was near by. Had no evidence i was even involved. Last time i masturbate in the school hallway.
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    • I got punched repeatedly in front of a large group of people and still ended up with a detention.. :/
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    • The school doesn’t want to get sued by the bully’s family saying that they put him in detention, but not the victim when they were both fighting
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    • I got shanked in the side with a pencil unprovoked and didn’t fight back, and I got the same amount of detention as the person who stabbed me
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    • Teaching kids not to defend themselves from the ripe old age of 6. Welcome to liberal America, please r ape our women and murder our children unimpeded. We will tolerate the absolute fucking shit out of you.
      swempley 26 jun
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    • One time someone kept using me as a footrest on the bleachers. I warned them to stop. They continued, next time I grabbed there leg pulled them down to me and punched them in the face. We both got sent to the office and I apologized directly to him for hitting him but I wouldn’t tolerate being 1/2
      Bendi 26 jun
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    • One time i got detention because a teacher didnt like me. That was in 2012.
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    • Putting them both in detention? I call that Round 2.
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    • I was harrassed for two weeks by a kid. Followed me to every class, and cornered me in the lunchroom. I reported him several times to teachers and the principal himself. There was video evidence from security cameras and the guy admitted he harrassed me. I hit him once and he reported me. Instant
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    • I got jumped and had detention for a week
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    • In 7th grade we went bowling for gym and this kid who I didn't get along with laughed at me getting to gutters. I didn't care but when he got 4 in a row I smirked amd he kicked me but he fell amd cried. So I went to detention with him and sat next to him. Was great karma
      MrBuns 26 jun
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    • Got stabbed in the back with a pencil and got the same amount of detention as the kid that stabbed me because I must have done something to provoke him.
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    • Democrats, the teacher has to be a Democrat
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    • I once got a detention for sneezing. I had really bad allergies and the teacher thought I was faking and trying to be funny.
      Weeboo624 26 jun
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    • They be like “it’s not much but it’s honest work”
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    • In middle school my Vice principal just told me to smack the shit out of my bully and he would probably stop. So i did and he did.
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    • Bruh if someone starts shit don't go to teachers because they won't do shit just throw hands like a man you can
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    • in 7th grade, me and my friend got into a fight and put in ISS together, i got in a fight with another kid, who was way older than me, would be in highschool if he hadnt flunked twice. he decked me in the shnoz and tge doctors said it looks like the kind of break youd see in a car wreck. [....]
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    • Fuck the American Elementary education system. All my homies hate the American Elementary education system.
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    • Bro you got bullied? Cringe. Detention for you
      CodeMonky 26 jun
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    • Guy I knew in college got jumped, so they put him and the guys who jumped him in the same room, and left, unsurprisingly they just jumped him again
      somedude1 26 jun
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    • That doesnt happen. The school puts the victim in suspension while the bully walks free. The victim asks the school to help solve the bullying problem and the victim gets punished more. People wonder why school sho.otings happen
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    • I got suspended for defending myself. I hate the education system
      Matthius 26 jun
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    • In elementary school, some kid started a fight with me and my friend out of the blue. He jumped on my back and started punching me in the head. We, of course, fought back and kicked his ass enough to get him to piss off, but not hurt him. Our teacher gave my friend and I a detention for it (1/2)
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    • I got detention when I was defending myself and the bully got a slap on the wrist essentially so that was fucked, even better my mom believed the bully’s story over mine
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    • I'd love to see one those teachers get arrested for being victims of a kidnapping or robbery
      Kiriel_rp 26 jun
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    • Freshmen year I was getting bullied horrendously, told my parents, counselors, and teachers. Nothing ever got done and one day I snapped and threw a book at his face and went to the nurse crying. I got called up to the principals office and they Lectured me about how he was on the varsity 1/2
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    • lmao some kid punched me one time and told the principal i punched him and when i told the true story they told me “okay it doesn’t matter if he punched you. did you touch him at all?” and i ended up getting in trouble
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    • One time this kid, real small, snakes a kid in the face with a belt buckle. This much larger kid beats the ever loving shit out of him. Thankfully the big kid didn’t get punished
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    • I was sent to the principal's office on middle school because I put an animal cracker head in the microwave for 20 seconds
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    • Maybe victim-shaming is such a problem because schools treat kids this way. My little brother once got detention for trying to walk away from a fight. Bully shoved, and he walked away. The bully even fuckin testified that he walked away, and they still BOTH got it, because hE wAs a pArT oF iT tOo
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    • I remember a kid that fought back bullies and bc he was sent to detention with them he started bulliying the bullies and only the bullies... good times
      RepubAcc 26 jun
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    • If I was getting beat up for years (which I was) not a single person gave a fuck but when I fight back ohhhh boy I’m just fucking h!tler then. Straight up bullshit
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    • dizzer 26 jun
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    • There was a “special” kid in my elementary school; he was usually alone and I don’t think he had many friends. Me and my group of friends came over because we saw he was lonely. He was fighting the air when we got there. I think he though we were going to make fun of him or something, so he got kind
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    • It’s this bullshit “No Tolerance” crap
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    • I remember getting bullied by a group and put in isolation then the school was confused why I didn’t turn up for the rest of the week
      KoraWolf 26 jun
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    • If you get in a fight you should honestly just let him beat you up and try to take, just stand your ground and look cooler without getting punished. If you do get punished then bring a bat and break his caps.
      jynflyn1 26 jun
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    • Wait. They put the bully in detention? That is already a win.
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    • And when the “victim” is a girl who so called breaks there leg everyone week for attention and then says your bullying her even though it was all joke on the school bus and she never said that she felt bad and rather just called you gay so you continued and then you get in trouble for something 1/2
      tbxoxnxe 26 jun
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    • A kid attacked me on the bus once and I hit him back after a lot of punches to my head and I got detention while he got a slap on the wrist. Thankfully my badass mom didn't let that shit fly
      Mason422 26 jun
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    • This kid named Adam got me in a chokehold and had punched me quite a bit. We were on thd bus so luckily my much older friend got him off me and called the bus driver. The kid who attacked me was forced to the back of the bus(not a punishement the cool kids were back there) and i was stuck in front.
      Tartrus 26 jun
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    • Unfortunately lawsuits are the reason
      Oshawatt 26 jun
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    • Glad I graduated. Finally done with school and going to a job........fuck turn back!!!
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    • I was getting bullied by this noon all through middle school, then one day in gym he was standing right in front of me and just through a ball at my face full force. I stopped got my bearings and then grabbed him by the shirt and punched him down to the ground until it got broken up.
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    • Guys I get it you attacked someone and got in trouble, I know how wrong that is but it’s an example of how wrong public school are to blame both kids out of fear of choosing favorites or getting sued
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    • This legit happened to me. In 3rd grade some kid punched me in recess. So I told the teacher and she went over to ask the kid what happened. He said that I made a fist and that's why he punched me which was bs. So after that the teacher sent both of us to the principals office. The kid didn't get in
      gokaired 26 jun
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    • I remember in fifth grade this group of future gangster kids was bothering our group. They will fucking chase us around and threaten us. Though they were really aiming for my friend. The leader of the group of kids was jealous he was dating a girl he liked. So one day my friend had enough. He did
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    • In our county all kids caught using violence even if it’s self defense will be suspended
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    • A kid in middle school took my pencil, stabbed himself with it in the hand, then I was the one who got detention
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    • I got bullied a lot because of my height as a kid in grade school. Kids would try to make me cry and often they did. One day I had enough and slapped a kid across the face for bullying me. When asked why I'd even do such a thing, I explained that the kid was bullying me. (1/2)
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    • Since its detention anyways you might as well fight with a roll of quarters in hand.
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    • One time in middle school, I found a mechanical pencil lying around so I took it and used it the next day. Well, a boy saw it and said it was his and wanted it back. I told him I would give it to him after class because I needed something to write with. He said no. I refused to give it back (1/2)
      lrr2001 26 jun
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    • I had some kid swing at me in hs because his friend was hitting on my girl. I beat his ass after i gave him 3 strikes. He approached me, pushed me, then swung at me, yet we still got the same punishment but it was all on camera he clearly provoked it.
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    • One time 2 kids where fighting and the whole class got detention
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    • I'm sure by punishing both sides no fights will ever happen again
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    • What if he kept hitting it
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    • Protect yourself if no school or law enforcement doesn’t.
      tenten123 28 jun
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    • In 8th grade there was this mentally unstable kid who tried to stab me in the neck with a knife, I grabbed the blade with my hand and luckily it was cheap and broke, he freaked out and punched me in the face, so I punched him in the face, and then the stomach and he ran off. 1/2
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    • Schools are dumb
      __Luffy_ 27 jun
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    • Kid gets beat to shit and didnt punch back gets the same treatment as the attacker... seems fair
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    • One time this kid started throwing punches at me and I made sure not to even swing back and then they tried to tell me I couldn’t go to the school party or dance or whatever and then I said great will I get my money back they said no I said then I’m going or ur being sued I whent
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    • I beat a boy over the head with a textbook and told him he was so stupid this might be the only way he learns anything
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    • if you’re getting bullied, make sure you have proof! Witnesses, messages, recordings, etc. As a teacher, it doesn’t matter if I believe you (I will), I can’t do anything about it, and admin won’t do anything without proof it’s happened more than once. It’s the stupidest system I’ve ever seen.
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    • brony 26 jun
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    • Ok guys , if your bully is on the ground grab is arm then go on one knee then hit the middle of his arm with your knee it will break into 2
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    • Bring back bullying 2020
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    • Its actually illegal to do this if I remember correctly.
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    • In middle school I got detention for getting kicked in the balls by a bully. They said it was because after the incident I said, “fuck! My balls!”
      Subwaay 28 jun
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    • Secret time: in middle school I made national news for “fighting in class”. Fact is our teacher had easy assignments so we would be done within 10 min. Except these triplets who would play their DS’s for the entire class. So they were failing. (1)
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    • Everyone should have the right to beat the shit out of someone if they bully them
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    • Someone made fun of one of the nicest kids i know and i threw him down a staircase and i was about to go to an alternative school when the kids parents, my dad, and the school cop gave the principal hell about it. It was lit
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    • This 4 foot skinny kid slapped me first so without thinking my 6 foot 200 pound self slid him across the floor.
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    • I got detention for saying ogre
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    • I was in 6th grade and this one 8th grader kept picking on me because I had already taken his starting qb job for our team, one day I had enough after he pushed me down so I got up and punched him in the face, got in trouble but the principle high fives me and told me good job
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    • There was this fat fuck of a dude that would leave me alone and you know those fucking thick ass science text books, I used that to beat the shit out Of him
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    • I got hit a girl who was bullying my friend after me and my friends had told their table multiple times to stop messing with her and they didn't listen. After I hit her we got into it and the principle and vp pulled us apart. We both got suspended but idc because they believed me because I never...
      Reflex42 26 jun
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    • I stopped a bully picking on this kid and not only i got in trouble but the kid i helped out got in trouble as well. School is a prison and they teach you nothing
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    • In high school someone said I have a big dick and it really hurt me words are painful
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    • To anyone getting bullied recorded the conversations and get a restraing order or report them but it’s a risky move and you don’t have to listen to me I’m just a guy who was never bullied and a random guy on the internet
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    • Some kid punched me in the face so I put him in a headlock till a teacher got there and we both got suspended
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    • " you must have provoked it" no you dumb cunt i got jumped because they knew i had a field trip to pay for that day and they wanted 100 bucks. Fuck you ms owens. Your the reason i carried a a knife the rest of the year. Dumb bitch kept the money all day too
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    • So yeah that’s how our prison and police system treats minorities. It gets the people to hate the victim and love the bully
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    • I never went to detention and the principle kept calling me up for it and I still never went so he said if I go to one he'll forget about the other 2 months and I still never went.
      Ligmapug 26 jun
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    • Ha imagine thinking the teachers actually punish the bullies. Not once has a single one of my bullies ever been punished
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    • One time a kid was bullying me and of course when I eventually told they gave us.both detention... I just didnt go
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    • To be fair, there is no easy way for teachers to know who started it, or if it was a dual thing
      Jomsion 26 jun
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    • What the American education system being flawed no way Joseph
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    • What no tolerance should tell you is that if you hit back once you may as well rock his world, you'll get punished either way
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    • Still better than being the victim and be the only one in detention
      callias 26 jun
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    • My high school used to send kids to court on assault charges if they fought. Even if it was self defense
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    • Don’t u mean just the victim?
      Pengwii 26 jun
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    • Oh just ignore them they say. Yeah, til they cut your nuts off for liking Trump.
      Karkaroff 26 jun
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