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    • That’s cause we gotta let the other countries know were top dog
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    • Cause the two times we tried to stay out of it, were the most fucked wars in human history
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    • Joe Biden's son Hunter tagged along to Joe going to China in 2013 and secured a multi billion dollar hedge fund deal with the Chinese government given Joe reason to be soft on China if elected
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    • Friendly reminder we got invited to a world war we didn’t want to be a part of and kicked everyone’s ass
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    • America is actually the most pacifist country in the entire world. All of our past wars with exception of 1776, and 1812 were provoked.
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    • Europe is so ungrateful that in both world wars we stepped in and saved their pathetic butts
      sopwat 21 jun
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    • Last time we let 2 countries fight pearl harbor ended up getting bombed
      Steripsi 21 jun
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    • Fun fact: America only spends 2% of its GDP on its military, an agreed upon amount decided by NATO. Next time you want to bitch about America’s military being too large, remember: we didn’t decide how much we get to spend.
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    • "Did somebody say oil?"
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    • I know war is profitable, but can anyone tell me why.
      Honk_Honk 21 jun
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    • Slow down we have a civil war coming up already
      Regirock 21 jun
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    • We are the fire nation
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    • “I’ll kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick my own ass.”- America, since the very moment Britain started fuckin around
      y01nk 21 jun
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    • "I wAnNa PiEcE oF tHaT aCtIon"
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    • When they find oil in another country
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    • George Washington said a lot of right shit that we have simply thrown away for some reason.
      DrQuanta 21 jun
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    • Well, we are the best peace keepers this world has to offer.
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    • You guys remember when we tried staying out of a war and it turned into a world war? Or that time we tried staying out of a war and it turned into the Second World War?
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    • So long as nuclear weapons are not used, and the fighting stays within the territory of China and India, a war between the two countries would be very beneficial for the rest of the world.
      BigMorty 21 jun
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    • “Sorry, force of habit.”
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    • We over here getting mad we weren't invited.
      Ika_Desu 21 jun
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    • Did the one guy who went democrat bad trump good really delete his comment
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    • I hope everybody cooked their popcorn for the comments section tonight.
      Tyymann 21 jun
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    • We've officially lost the 1st amendment folks
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    • When u pay billions of dollars and gear and shit UR GNNA USE EVERY LAST PENNY ON THAT SHIT!
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    • So far as I remember the US literally tried so hard to stay TF outta TWO world wars
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    • HA he fucking blocked me cause I had a different opinion
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    • The Eric Andre show is pretty funny to be honest
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    • Didn't history class tell me the U.S didn't want anything to do with other affairs?
      hambre247 21 jun
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    • We never wanted in any wars until all your bitch ass countries started threatening more world wars
      _Cram_ 21 jun
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    • You dudes ready to get drafted into the Taiwanese war?
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    • donaldduk 21 jun
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    • “mom says i can go to war with you”
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    • We typically try to stay put of war unless it benefits us. Like war! It helps our economy
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    • Mmmmmmm, political arguments between 2 sides that won’t actually listen to eachother. Such a delicious smell
      TheScoot 21 jun
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    • India and China dragon vs Elephant Ching Chong vs thank you come agian or soword vs curry on the hurry
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    • Hell if we're not at war with another country, we're at war with ourselves
      BLewy56 22 jun
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    • That's cuz it's most likely capitalist vs communist or corrupt vs not so corrupt. Or we get oil.
      marfman 21 jun
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    • OG 3rd party squad
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    • Not our fault we kick ass
      homer317 21 jun
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    • technically we stay out of war unless it benefits us.
      lfart 21 jun
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    • We used to not give a fuck
      ShortName 21 jun
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    • America is just going to join in the final months like they always do.
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    • Milk milk lemonade....
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    • Seeing 1.2k comments on this and just KNOWING what yall are gonna say
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    • 3rd pray harder than apex
      Gobslober 21 jun
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    • I mean China and India suck so if we went to war hopefully it’ll be against both
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    • Shit homie I want in in the oil fuck I mean fun
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    • The guy whos always fighting is the usually the best fighter. USA never stops practicing
      travyhoop 21 jun
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    • Pearl Harbor was the reason we got in WWII. After that it is basically oil wars
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    • DemographicWar2 did little puss puss boy get angry because I have a different opinion? I’m sorry your so fragile puss puss boy
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    • No, america will not intervene in anything, war or peace, unless it is profitable.
      LATODAWP 21 jun
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    • Oil moment
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      ihaveaseriousquestion 21 jun
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    • I haven't been watching the news lately... which country are we trying to "help" this time?
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    • What the fuck 2 features in the same set? Thanks!
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    • Third party them
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    • Third party pussy can't win a fight one on one so you have to join a fight
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    • They are litterally the guy who bites his 3rd place medal and pops the whine on the podium
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    • Because war is money for us
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    • I didn't know we were doing politics in the comments section so I didnt really come prepared... Best I got atm is "orange man bad"
      IlIlI 24 jun
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    • Friendly reminder russia got their asses handed to them by the japanese. They fought a war on one front and were taking Ls until 1943. We fought on two fronts and kicked ass in both.
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    • Except world wars of course, we had to be invited
      Rextopher 24 jun
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    • Cause we thin the herd then take over
      wismAaa 24 jun
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    • George Washington wouldn’t like that
      alexmig 24 jun
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    • When fallout actually takes place in India and a ghoul tries selling you flute therapy to get the radioactive tapeworms out your bunghole
      LapRocket 24 jun
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    • More like, “leave me alone........ ALL RIGHT FIIIIINE!”
      haha53856 23 jun
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    • We really like to get physically involved in civil wars more so than two countries fighting. The thing is, we can force a winner in a civil war and then since we helped them win, they now owe us. We get an indentured ally out of a civil war, with little to no enemies gained
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    • Nah one asks us for help and offers us trade and incentives
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    • We have to do it because if one of our allies gets fucked up in a war, they’ll be pissed at us bc we didn’t help. If we do help, somebody is still pissed. There’s no winning for the US. We can never make everyone happy. We do fuck bitches up tho.
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    • You act like we haven't intervened in civil wars
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    • I would like just one decade without war to see what its like
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    • That's false, that is literally so untrue I want to shove a cheese grater up the ass of whoever made this
      Wigglez1 23 jun
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    • When we get in a war with china and we send in 6 paratrooper ships and 2 of them divert course to vietnam. We gonna get em back.
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    • america's dumb as fuck for getting involved in everything. now suffer the consequences.
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    • Fuck around and find out
      myxlplyx 23 jun
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    • How about we sit back and let China and India lower their populations a bit. Fewer mouths to feed and we can take advantage of a weakened China in the end
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    • We payed for a full military, we got use a full military
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    • I was listening to "Earwings To Eternity" by Alice Cooper and right when he said "let me in, let me in" I saw this meme. Holy shit
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    • We have to justify our irresponsibly massive military budget somehow
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    • Allies draws us in
      scruffy11 23 jun
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    • You’re the only one that said this it is south and North Korea that are fighting right now finally someone says it gosh darn all the other people are stupid
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    • We tried to avoid both world wars but ok
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    • No one in gen Z remembers a time when America wasn't at war somewhere.
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    • No. It was all good till YOU FUCKED WITH OUR BOATS
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    • Imagine thinking the rest of the world has nothing to do with your selfish ass
      Cool999 22 jun
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    • We’re tired of holding back, I guess
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    • YOOOO. I’m tryna get in this WW3 action.
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    • Well yeah we are a military power and war makes money and jobs
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    • The US is just trying to third party the fight
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    • Yeah cause y’all lost gulag and needed a buy back
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    • We don't help and everyone hates us, we do help and everyone hates us
      Daynga 22 jun
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    • To be fair nearly every place we go to freedom follows. Statistically the world is a much safer place because of America
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    • We tried to stay out of a few but SOME PEOPLE didn't like dat
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    • Y’all really don’t know what y’all did in the war lmao
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