• when my family went to disney world we
went on the haunted mansion ride and
this actor dressed as a skeleton came
up to our cart and got right in my three
year old brothers face and whispered
"are you scared?" and my brother kissed
him on the nose and the guy laughed so
hard he had to leave
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    • There are no actors in the Haunted Mansion, your son kissed a random dude dressed up as a skeleton
      1ROCKET 4 aug
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    • There’s no live actors in the haunted mansion tho
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    • They don't have real actors on the Haunted Mansion. It's all animatronics and there aren't skeletons either so idk what this dude was doing
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    • That didn't happen. I know because disney actors get fired for the tiniest fuck up. So no, that guy did not jeopardize his job so he could laugh at a kiss on the nose
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    • then everyone clapped. I was the passengers.
      Ultu 4 aug
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    • me going to the ceo of disney's house after they announce their replacing splash mountain with the princess and the frog
      snorty 4 aug
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    • There are no actors in the haunted mansion, except for around 2 weeks after opening, but that was at Disneyland, not world. Even if the person who wrote the post meant land, this was around 1930.
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    • It's true I was the dildo in the mom's purse. Oh was that not part of the story? Well congrats but this isn't a fucking game show there's no prizes or anything
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    • I would’ve cried if I was the skeleton dude, that’s adorable as hecc
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    • There hasnt been an actor in the disney haunted house ride since 19(some number) and even then it wasnt thst close i know this post is cute and all but its stupid and i hate it
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    • Don’t understand why y’all can’t just enjoy something even if it’s made up
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    • Y’all are all stupid. He was dressed as a skeleton, so he was an actor. God y’all think he’s actually a skeleton or something??
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    • That's a power move
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    • Hey guys why don’t we just enjoy the story he told instead of calling him out on his bullshit, it’s a story on the internet and some of you people have to do so much research just to prove someone wrong.
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    • When I went there with my cousins the three of us were in the same cart and the ride broke down, we were their for 20 mins. We lost our minds after about 5
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    • The reply IMMEDIATELY UNDER THE POST IN THE MEME disproves the story
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    • Back when it first opened, the Haunted Mansion DID HAVE REAL ACTORS. They scrapped them because too many people were getting out of their vehicles to punch them in the face. This is plausible if it's from someone's childhood.
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    • I was child age and we went to disney and on the tower of terror ride a dude was standing over me looking scafy and tough and eyeballin me real hard so i walked up to him and looked at him back like hello yes? He just continued to stare so i licked his arm and he just let out a little laugh and put
      D_Walsh 5 aug
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    • Before anyone says there’s no actors in Haunted Mansion, they did do an event where they had actors run around an actively try to scare the guests in the 90s. This persons story is probably BS, but it’s plausible.
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    • kanep0e 7 aug
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    • It’s true, I was the haunted mansion ride
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    • it's true i was the guy's nose
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    • And then he was shot 27 times by Disney security for breaking character.
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    • This man is an absolute liar, there are no actors inside the haunted mansion ride
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    • little boy asserting dominance
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    • Gake and fay
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    • Fun fact: My uncle voiced the guy you hear over the speakers when you first enter the Haunted Mansion!
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    • It’s true I was the nose
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    • Gake and fay
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    • Thanks iFunny we know everyone’s seen this on SorrowTV already
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    • bruh there’s no skeleton workers at the haunted mansion the only people around are the maid and butlers
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    • It’s true I was the ride
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    • it’s true i was nose
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    • Fake and gay
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    • It's all Ghits and Shiggles until someone smooches the boneman
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    • They don’t come up to the cart. Bs
      NigFord 4 aug
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    • Who cares?
      RainThot 4 aug
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    • Gay.
      Acog 4 aug
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    • Honestly, given the fact the dude was probably dressed as Jack Skellington, that would be a completely in character thing for him to do imo.
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    • Last time I went to Disneyland I got stuck on the haunted mansion ride like 3 times for a cumulative 30 minutes. I also got stuck on the pirates of the Caribbean ride for about an hour in one spot
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    • You’ve heard of panic at the disco, now get ready for enemy at the shipping container
      FERTNITE 4 aug
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    • and then they fucked
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    • Get boned
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    • Too pure
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    • I was asking jack skellington to come home with me...
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    • Then Walt Disney himself came up from the water and gave the kid $1mil and 50% shares of Disney stock. Then the entire Avengers cast was waiting at the end of the ride to with contracts for the whole family to be in the next 7 movies. Then the whole park clapped
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    • The tower of terror!!!
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    • Imagine having the money to go to Disneyland
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    • I went on that same exact ride when I was there, there are no actors inside the ride.
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    • The kid: “Basically, naw.”
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    • My favorite ride
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    • Thanks for the post Eatthatpussy446
      elfthan 7 aug
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    • Wow. Just blatantly lying for likes huh? Sounds like someone’s never been on the actual ride cause that’s fake as shit.
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    • I don’t think there are actors in the Haunted Mansion ride, meaning Tumblr is not only stupid, but also lazy enough not to fact check their lies.
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    • Bruh when it got to the dining hall I was so scared
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    • This is such an old post
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    • If it were me I’d just fuckin make out with him (I want to clarify that I mean if I were the one being approached by the skeleton)
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    • It was just a kid toucher guys he snuck in
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    • Y’all are all bitches in this chat tf
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    • Awww
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    • I’d like to choose, “things that didn’t happen for $300”
      EDiablo 6 aug
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    • Lying about useless shit for Internet points-tumblr moment
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    • Fake
      goff6392 6 aug
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    • there’s no actors u r a disgrace
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    • When my family went my dad thought the haunted mansion was one of those rides were you site down and it drives you around on a Tour like an actual haunted houses when the drop came he screamed like a little girl and just about pissed himself
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    • Pretty soon we will have to signify if our stories were before or after COVID because after COVID this story would be even worse.
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    • 3 friends of mine went on the ride. 2 on the cart infront and 1 friend in the cart behind them. When they came to the part where it rotates, they had a plan to flip the other friend off. So as they turned with the birds flying, they realized that they flipped a couple off By accident. 1/2
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    • Was your brother’s name Tom Brady?
      Lee345 6 aug
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    • This was on r/quityourbullshit
      Rickles 6 aug
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    • Didn't happen, but still entertaining.
      KatNoney 6 aug
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    • Didn't happen
      club27 6 aug
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    • Fucking love that movie
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    • And now they're reopened
      akdjcjc 6 aug
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    • so a complete stranger came right up to your 3 year old brother? and you didnt stop him from kissing said stranger on the nose? yea this story is super believable
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    • That ride doesn't have actors, but at least we know that everybody clapped.
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    • If thats true, micky mouse personally broke that guys knee caps after his shift for breaking character
      Lilyee 6 aug
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    • a true love storu
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    • Doubt for 400
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    • I had one of the cast members at haunted mansion mess with me. He was following us out of the building and creeping me out and I told my husband, we turn around and (dude walks into a hidden door) he's gone! Husband sees nothing...lmao
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    • I'm guessing they were young enough that they were told it was Disneyland but it wasn't. My mom also promised me we were going to Disneyland before every summer lol
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    • I scared my sister so bad going thru that. The spinning chairs had mom and I in one and my sister and dad in the one in front of us. The part where the ghosts are coming all around us, i reached out and screamed at my sister. She was 6. She still hates me for that 15yrs later. Lol
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    • I'm so proud of out bullshit-detecting community
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    • He prolly got fockin merked bc you are forbidden to break the illusion at disneyworld
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    • There aren’t any actors in any of the rides in any Disney world or Disneyland. This didn’t happen. They do sometimes have holiday overlays with actors but if the actors get anywhere close to the cart the ride stops for safety reasons. Disney is really strict so he wouldn’t jeopardize his job.
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    • Did these people really go to Google to discredit this persons super cute story?
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    • No live actors, plus it’s not meant to be scary
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    • Cap
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    • I would have been really happy
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    • Ill take shit that never happened for 500 Alex!
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    • Nobody has skeleton outfits on the haunted mansion, just maid and butler costumes
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    • Ok so it’s not true. But is is still FUNNY
      fratdat 5 aug
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    • Man i love laughing at the "scary clowns" at gield of screams lol. My ex actually got mad at me for doing it though
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    • Didney worl
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    • A nose?? On a skeleton??? I call lies.
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