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    • They’re gunna greif everyone in the Mk.2
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    • This is true, as released last March. Brigadier Khalid Nasser Alrazooqi, general director of Dubai Police's artificial intelligence department, described the eVTOL vehicle as a first responder unit used to access hard to reach areas. He said he aims to have hoverbikes in action by late 2020.
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    • Nice propellers. Be a shame it someone invented two tennis balls on a rope
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    • Lol mk2 is on sale this week and so are nightclubs
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    • Yo fuck those dudes had a dude saying he was gonna report me for hacking when I was using a homing launcher after he ki led me 20 times while I was just driving around so I just kept kiling him with it until he got in the Duke of death then I used thealien gunflippedhimandk illedhimagain
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    • But no we need to defund our police
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    • Honestly the opressor ruined the game
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    • WOMAN HAS TAKEN OFF HER HAJAB! DUBAI POLICE ARE GO!!!
      snorty 2 jul
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    • Bruh mk2 griefers r big gay
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    • Fucking mark 2 oppressors are the bane of my existence
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    • Those dudes suck. like i’m just tryna drive around with my friend and they come and blow me up for no mf reason
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    • If the oppressor mk2 wasn’t in the game it would be so much better.
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    • Yeah, they go on patrol for about 20 minutes, and then head back for refueling.
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    • Fuck the Mk 2. All my homies hate Mk 2
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    • One slip and you are mince meat
      Inquire 5 jul
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    • Dubai seems like one of those places that’s barely able to afford to feed it’s populous
      TheSpoi 3 jul
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    • rip that niggas legs
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    • * summons sparrow*
      Link 3 jul
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    • Imagine speeding and seeing the fucking robocop behind you
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    • Honestly new racing sport?
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    • You’ll hear a beeping noise as if something is locking on to you then wake up in heaven
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    • When a new feature set come in people just put random shit in chat hoping to get top comment
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    • I literally use mine for transportation only. I’m a very passive player. I just want to do my thing and I want to let you do your thing
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    • I own one just to defend myself from them, give them a taste of their own medicine, ya know?
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    • What is next? Orbital cannons detonating a street corner near you?
      Maugus 3 jul
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    • I was just griefed to hell by a fucking m2. I hate those god damn things
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    • They removed the guards around the propellers for added riot control
      y01nk 3 jul
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    • I use the mk 2 for farming and whoever uses it to grief is just a dick.
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    • Anti Opressor gang
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    • I loved the mark 1 oppressor. It was fun as shit to have a awesome bike with a glider wings and a rocket booster. Mark 2 wasn't a fucking bike, looked fucking stupid, and it was broken as shit. All I wanted was the mark 1 but with the ability to hover like the deluxo, but keep gliding and boosting.
      Krobsly 2 jul
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    • What if they fall and they get sliced in those sharp things
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    • “ThIs Is WhY ThEy NeEd To Be DeFuNdEd”
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    • NoobGtaSlayer69 watch out the tryhard has an oppressor mk2 oh no he can't here us he has West Coast Classics blasting in his Elegy oh fuck
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    • That looks hard as fuck. They look like evil henchmen
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    • MK1 is so much better that MK2
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    • I’m gonna have to use the up-n-atomizer to get them off😂
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    • Give the cops in gta opressors and deluxos
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    • All I can think of right now are those helicopter bike things from the first incredibles movie
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    • Those aren’t even a problem. The problem is the modders that just turn on god mode and harass players trying to have a good time
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    • Honestly i don't find modern gta online fun. You just get shit on anytime you try something. Going outside? Rocket car. Hitting a gas station for ammo money? Rocket bike. Trying to buy a gun? Orbital strike.
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    • they fly now?
      BestCat 2 jul
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    • Elon Musk literally expressed his opinion against flying vehicles
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    • Inbred moron
      WiFiLiFe 2 jul
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    • Nah but those flying bikes are sick tho
      Cyperian 2 jul
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    • It’s to break up them Ariel riots
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    • Dwai we got guns tho.
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    • this is so fucking old and i’m sure is fake. there’s no purpose and is a huge waist of money
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    • Yall pretend like the opressor ruined it when it sucked since launch.
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    • Do money glitches. Get the bike yourself. Then shut the fuck up.
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      Krystal 2 jul
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    • 2012 memes are back
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    • People that complaint about oppressor: WAAAH WAAAH 👶
      Lewdles 2 jul
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    • Y’all must be absolute shit at the game of the mk2 actually gives you trouble. I’ve literally never been griefed by one
      Beight 6 jul
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    • Finally got one o these in GTA they are fun still prefer driving tho
      zvhere 6 jul
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    • GTA is pure dog shit I hate it
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    • Black guy exists *gets griefed by police*
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    • Going home after a long day at work, gets greifed
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    • The real atv
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    • I feel like they need to put a guard around the edges of the blades so the guy isn’t stupid enough to walk into it when they get off and the blade hasn’t come to a full stop yet and then boom there goes their kneecaps
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    • ELON!!
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    • They fly now?
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    • But do they actually fly as high as you want, or do they hover a certain distance above the ground?
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    • just got the mk 2
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    • They can’t catch shit though with out either chopping off heads or losing their legs
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    • This hits real close to home
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    • But wait they get those and we need to defund our police?
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    • Bruh fuck you if you have one of these
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    • Prepare for oppression Mk2
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    • When they put those things in game; I really just stopped playing all together. The essential part of GTAV was burned, beaten, tarred and feathered then burned some more. It’s honestly not fun to play online anymore and you can only explore so much before you just end up playing something else then.
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    • Anybody on an oppressor is a tryhard and they know it because they suck at PvP
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    • For me the mk.1 is more fun to use
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    • Biggest challenge is gonna be keeping the sand and dust out of those systems primarily the Engines. The best Engine Air Particle Separators we have today are half assed at the best of times and they’re greatly scaled up from this
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    • Imagine if gta 6 took place in Dubai
      Kittez 5 jul
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    • Lmao if those were american cops they'd call in air support on black people when they're walking down the street
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    • Everyone shits on the oppressor because it’s OP and is used to grief but it is great for traveling
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    • THE FUTURE IS NOW
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    • saints row vtol flash backs
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    • Imagine falling off of that onto the blades.
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    • Gonna hop off to early and get their legs chopped off
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    • Oppressor
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    • Wait do they really have that? I just started the online thing like last month and on the story mode haven’t seen it.
      Jozflo 4 jul
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    • Loaded in to GTA as I saw this post. Nice
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    • Imagine having to 1v3 people on Mk.2s while on the ground really fun, I mean I always won in the end but it was still annoying
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    • The mrk 2 is the worst fucking vehicle in the game. I’ve been Greifed so many fucking times by these things. It’s so annoying. I don’t even want to buy one.
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    • They on sale this week bouta get one to get back at griefers
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    • Bruh bunkers 70% off I like this
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    • Propeller meet birdshot
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    • Real men form a squadron of B-11s and form wolf packs to hunt and destroy every mk-ii player for the crime of owning a mk-ii.
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    • I have an oppressor mk2 and even I know they’re overpowered. I literally bought it just to defend myself from people that grief with them
      FakeId7 4 jul
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    • Fuck the oppressor mk 2 all my homies hate the oppressor mk 2
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