• my ancestors who had 20 kids by
the time they were 15 watching
me struggle to walk past a girl
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    • Well if grandpapi didn't withheld the information till his grave we wouldn't have this problem
      Gordios 27 jun
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    • Forced marriage and legal child blubby was ok back then I mean elvis had a 14 year old gf and nobody cared
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    • ***my theory** Due to the spread of technology, people aren't forced to date within their town anymore. They travel and see way more attractive people so they wait for the "perfect" partner instead of the local boys and girls that they grew up with
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    • Maybe if grandad had told me the soup recipe we wouldn’t be having this problem
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    • People have more options because of technology so they wait instead of fucking local people unfortunately.
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    • Well they rest proud knowing I do nothing but enjoy hentai and memes. It’s the caveman utopia.
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    • Don’t get married. Get rich. You’ll never have to worry about a dollar cheating on you.
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    • My ancestors whenever they saw a pretty lady:
      Skrunky 29 jun
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    • Times were different. Back then if you wanted a wife you would just grab one but now women have "personal space" and "the right to their own bodies". It's bullshit man
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    • Cause your acestors families forced them into it
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    • My ancestors watching me cuddle and kiss two tshirts with my waifus on them, one on a pillow btw
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    • Yeah, well, 12 of those kids would die from some sorta disease or wild animal, and another would die because some drunk guy discharged his gun.
      DArtagnan 28 jun
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    • I’m bisexual, my dating pool is doubled, and yet I’m still twice as single
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    • Me looking at my ancestors treating women like literal garbage
      MrMonkey5 28 jun
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    • My dads also a virgin so its fine
      spawn_18 28 jun
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    • i cant find the meme but...... godzilla has a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
      KatBakugo 29 jun
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    • Yeah unfortunately these assholes raised that standards so high that anyone who doesn’t have washboard abs, a lamborghini, their own private mansion, and a million dollar salary is worthless for women. And anyone who tries to approach a woman without all that is a “predator” and gets prison
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    • That's because it only cost like $5 to retire back then. Now I gotta do onlyfans just to afford paying all my onlyfans subscriptions. Smh.
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    • Girls were trained to be dumb af back then though. Now they’re trained to lie, cheat, and eat hot chip.
      k_ramz 28 jun
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    • Screw girls
      _Calvin_ 28 jun
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    • when i will be the last child in my moms direct bloodline because i’m gay
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    • The world is overpopulated so its okay
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    • Does anyone else wish they were alive in the times their far off ancestors were ? Like I would have loved to fight Greeks, Mongols, Iranians, and Afghans with my ancestors
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    • Well there's not only the problem of technology, but also the changes in culture. Depending on how far back you want to go, women often didn't get much of a choice, and certainly not as much as They do today. Back then, men were women of today: you could be unattractive, but chances are you'd...
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    • PorkSword 28 jun
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    • I just got back from a date with a chick, and I really enjoyed it, and just got the "i didn't feel a connection" text. Can I get a like to ease my pains, thanks kings
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    • It’s because men and women are so sexualized now
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    • Well I'm sorry I can't just fuck girls, I gotta ask permission for submission
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    • Too bad so sad, my family bloodline ends with me
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    • Where is my half life 3, Gabe?
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    • Phexal 28 jun
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    • cause forced marriages but whatever
      Kasagure 29 jun
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    • Y’all ain’t even joking anymore y’all are really being serious. So sad
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    • Assuming said ancestor had a single partner, your ancestor would have had to have started the family at age 0
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    • I mean men could basically force themselves on woman and it was socially acceptable.
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    • But back then people sold their ten year olds to get blubbyd
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    • Khan
      Cornbred 28 jun
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    • Maybe if the peak male body image wasnt ripped muscles with a 20 pack and 12in cock then maybe I'd give it a shot
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    • Grandpapy would slap there ass and stalk them and was called persistent
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    • eggrollo 28 jun
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    • guys can I get top comment, I finally got over my fear of falling in love and have fallen for the prettiest girl, and she loves me the same
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    • Feminist and equal rights ruined it
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    • Your ancestors weren’t alive post-sexual revolution
      Swakista 28 jun
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    • Bruh, I'm good. I got my own shit to figure out, I don't wanna put all my shit on someone else and develop a mutual hatred in the late stages of our lives.
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    • Well because your parents would just force you to marry whoever same for the girls parents because there were so many arranged marriages
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    • Wait! 20 kids, even if by a miracle it was all twins that comes to 90 months or about 8 years so they had sex at 7 years old. That or you patriarchs are players hitting up 20 women or your matriarch is just old women sleeping with teenagers. Wtf man.
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    • Hey, when can I ask a girl to cuddle?
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    • I have a great aunt who had 20 kids. I can’t imagine spending that many years practically in a constant state of pregnancy
      dwwn 1 jul
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    • To be fair. According to our grandparents you could go to a party, and look at a girl and she’d marry you.
      Azenin 1 jul
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    • Is that Gabe newell?
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    • First Woman not to be a teen mom in my family. Still not good enough
      star66 1 jul
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    • I just want to be loved.
      muttooo 1 jul
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    • Back then it was easy
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    • Numbuh_5 1 jul
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    • Im sterile, and my fathers only son. I have one male cousin who had one male son. May he cary our name.
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    • True
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    • This is why you have a porn addiction. Shakin my head.
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    • I wonder what Trump's ancestors thought of this
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    • Your bloodline will end will you
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    • Back then it was easy
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    • My grandmother called me a spinster.
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    • Pathetic just grow a pair
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    • That's because marriages were forced and arranged for 12 year old girls
      LHAvenger 30 jun
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    • Well yes I get your point but the new generation has time to fall in love while back then you die when you are 30-40 but now we can live up to 100
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    • Well now we're either gay or racist so the future isn't looking to good anyway..
      Bad_Vibes 30 jun
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    • Yeah thats just sad
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    • We live in a world where we have so many choices, we think that there could always be a better choice. And on the other side of the same token, some people think the one they love has better options than them.
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    • Stop watching porn, diet and exercise. You’re confidence will skyrocket and it’ll be 10x easier .
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    • Never had that problem
      wick 30 jun
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    • Back then you didn’t really have to ask 😂
      kahun_ 30 jun
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    • There are 7.5 billion people on this earth and you expect me to find my soul mate in the middle of a fucking corn field in Iowa? Hell to the no
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    • I'm 18 and I'm gonna get a vasectomy, because fuck having kids
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    • I mean, women werent as high maintenance. Not that knowing what you want is bad. Its just a different set of circumstances. You have to remember that, in most cases, the men would go out and fight and the women would tend the home. Now, its pretty evenly distributed and we live wealthier.
      Koi_Gang 30 jun
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    • I wished I could go back in time and teach my young awkward self how girls work.
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    • I just feel like you gotta do too much work now
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    • Have you tried growing some fuckin balls?
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    • That’s cuz your ancestors didn’t have to ask the woman to fuck him. He’d just do it and shed be happy a guy chose her over the other women.
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    • Genuinely wanna know, what caused the “appropriate” age range to have kids to go up? Was it just because life expectancy sky rocketed or did ethical influence happen overtime?
      TheCrow 30 jun
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    • Fake it till ya make bro
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    • Is that Gaben I can’t tell
      datyou 29 jun
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    • If you leave your bloodline to me, I'll fucking end it. Not my fault you only had one kid, dad.
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    • Easy to have kids when you r*pe everyone you see
      Max__Dude 29 jun
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    • It kinda helps when they just shove you two together and say "make child and live together"
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    • Back then, it was basically everybody’s duty to get married and have children, rn it’s not really required
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    • Pussy
      Marcelus 29 jun
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    • Well my ancestors would buy women at the cost of 10 chickens so i mean thats not fair these days it costs 10 chickens to just go on one date if you trying to impress. We fucked up giving women rights now look at them.
      dankjr 29 jun
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    • Well I can’t go out any buy a house for $3 bucks anymore. Or go to college for $150 a semester. So y’all can just fuck off with wanting me to have kids.
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    • Oh yeah cause grandpa could go up and actually talk to a female without them thinking you’re a creep so
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    • Walking near woman makes me walk like I lost my balance
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    • Imagine being a loser to the point where you're socially inept and can't talk to a fucking girl
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    • A large amount of those were arranged marriages, and in those cases you aren't expected to even remotely like your spouse.
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    • How?
      CRIUBOSS 29 jun
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