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    • The devs nerfed me so I can't do this
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    • Self cleaning mechanism
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    • Jack off while peeing for burst fire
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    • My wife keeps telling me to get my foreskin removed. I tell her at my age it would hurt so bad and be unpractical. She tells me how much cleaner it would be and it would look neater and blah blah blah. I always end up telling her, “when you get your dick removed we’ll talk about it.”
      Schephy a month
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    • Having a skin blanket around your dick made of your own skin? How is that not gay you pagans
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    • I’ve always wondered if a dude could pull his fore skin enough to tie it like a ponytail lmfaoo
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    • I am missing one of the the components
      TDogB 19 may
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    • Or masturbate and hold it shut to transport your load directly into the toilet
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    • Cut ur penis hotdog style to get a double barrel stream
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    • Tell your mom? Just clean it you fuck
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    • Uncut nighas have it good. About to blow your load? Pull your foreskin up and squeeze it shut like a bag. Waddle over to the garbage and just drop your load in. Such an easy clean up! Why must I be cursed with a circumcision?!
      guzzl 16 may
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    • Can’t relate, my cheese pocket got chopped as a newborn.
      Cockhouse 18 may
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    • Did you just assume I have a turtleneck?
      i8urmp3 17 may
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    • This is why you test these things in the shower
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    • imagine letting zionists take your foreskin and then make you think it’s weird to have one
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    • It's a charged shot, not a precise one.
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    • Only uncircumsized characters can do this
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    • Imagine having to peel your skin down before sex and never getting blowjobs without the girl being grossed out. Brought to you by uncircumcised gang
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    • This is why your parents take away your forskin. You Keep using it irresponsibly. You can't handle it's power.
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    • Im circumcised so my body is trained to use maximum power when i pee
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    • If you have foreskin you already know this, dont lie.
      its_justyou a month
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    • Don’t tell your mom, clean it up like a man
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    • "How do I tell my mom?" Fool fucking clean it up
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    • So basically the Jews got nerfed
      jdawger 18 may
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    • Having a foreskin could be tough before puberty it would always cover everything if u didnt move it so i would piss and the skin would angle it just spray into the wall
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    • What's a foreskin
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    • Uncircumcised niggas unite
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    • New item in binding of Isaac Foreskin ( charged pee shot )
      KrazyWiz 16 may
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    • What happens if we have the sawed off short barrel?
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    • Circumcised niggas unite!
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    • holy fuck i thought i was the only one
      Kurjao 16 may
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    • The doctor robbed me of mine
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    • Being circumcised makes the charges shot do less damage but have more accuracy
      Sand_Man 16 may
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    • If I was a dude I would’ve practiced in the shower
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    • Practice in the shower you noob
      nicebitch 16 may
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    • Uncircumcised is superior
      Reece07 16 may
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    • “How do I tell my mom?” You fucking clean it up?
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    • I do this when I ejaculate for easier cleanup.
      eevee1007 16 may
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    • Im glad cleaning up his own piss was never an option
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    • Foreskin is gay #CircumsizedGang
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    • I was deprived of this ability at birth
      Xuan a month
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    • Hide it in the piss drawer
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    • Can’t. Parents decided I wasn’t allowed to have that body part
      OB1Kenobi 20 may
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    • Bruh who has foreskin💀💀💀
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    • Y’all are not circumcised?
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    • *laughs in Jewish
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    • Uncircumcised niggas:
      Parthenes 19 may
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    • Uncircumcised niggas be liek
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    • Turtleneck gang
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    • You can do the same with cum.
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    • If i'm an extra good boy and ask nicely will the foreskin fairy bring mine back so I can unlock this ability?
      The_NaCl 18 may
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    • I just squeeze my shaft really hard for like 5 seconds so the pee can't come out then release my grip like a sniper
      F_B_I_629 17 may
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    • Mine was removed with out my consent
      joeblo 17 may
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    • Imagine still having foreskin lmao
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    • Keep holding it and you'll eventually self destruct
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    • Circumcised niggas are too powerful
      GoodBoys 17 may
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    • I’ve been doing this for years
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    • Precision choke
      Neet_Kami 17 may
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    • You can tell her you're an idiot.
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    • Surprised at the number of uncircumcised people there are here
      Giddyfoot 17 may
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    • Why do guys do shit like this? Can't y'all get a science kit or something?
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    • That’s what she gets for not circumcising you
      Akame 17 may
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    • Well yeah that was in the tutorial
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    • Bruh that shit hurts
      lk6969 17 may
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    • Spin while peeing to do splash damage
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    • Apply pressure to the shaft you fucking idiots release when ready to fire
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    • One time I tried to pee with a condom on because I thought it would shoot off but instead the liquid started backfiring into my urethra. Hurt real bad
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    • I'm glad I dont have the option to try that.
      MrWhite 17 may
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    • You dont your a grown ass boy clean it yourself
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    • If you’re skilled enough, you can do this while circumcised too.
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    • Dont circumcise your kids, let them keep their hoodie.
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    • I've done this for years lol
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    • I figured this out a couple years ago then did it subconsciously at school while people were in the bathroom with me and I didn't want to make a huge as splash so I kept holding it till I wanted to die from the stretch
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    • This makes me wish I wasn't circumcised.
      craig_s 16 may
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    • Supposed to do it in the shower moron
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    • Imagine being circumcised and thinking you know better then centuries of evolution
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    • I mean, technically, you could clamp up most of the foreskin with your fingers and leave an opening smaller than your urethra. This would not cause a “charged shot,” but would increase the pressure of the urine stream for an effect similar to a power washer.
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    • Wish i had foreskin
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    • Pull foreskin shut to release charged shot or get circumcised to unlock rapid fire
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    • Being uncircumcised is gross
      CupOfDirt 16 may
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    • I’m clipped. Niggas like me just gotta squeeze the whole thing off
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    • Anti-circuncision gang YEET
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    • No you just hold it your pee for like 2 seconds then boom 300000 damage right there
      Tippyman 16 may
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    • It’s more like a shotgun burst
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    • I don’t have foreskin tho, someone mutilated me when I was a young lad.
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    • It’s 100 times better to do this with cum
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    • Foreskin is also an extra storage slot in your inventory
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    • Uncircumcised niggas be like
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    • For some reason I did this when I was younger.
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    • Its like a bolt action rifle with that insane recoil.
      Togashin 20 may
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    • I used to do this dumb shit when I was five how y’all now just finding this out
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    • Fucking played, dude
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    • Nibbas without forskins
      Arggo 19 may
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    • The Jews cut off my foreskin so I unfortunately can’t do this
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    • Imagine an all powerful god, gifting a baby to people. First thing jews do: maintainance work! God: am i a joke to you?
      gugnar 19 may
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    • I charged it too much and now I don't have a dick.
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    • Do it in shower so you can wash your stupid ass off
      UuatinJ 19 may
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    • Bois I'm boutta go reattach my foreskin
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    • "How do I tell my mom?" Grow up and clean it you useless nerd
      nomam 18 may
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    • I hold my foreskin closed to trap my cum while I get a tissue
      jacksontk 18 may
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