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    • Imagine not hugging your bros.
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    • Woah who's out there not hugging the homies?? 1 like = 1 hug from a quarterpounder
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    • I am currently typing this in one hand as the other is on a tidy
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    • I cuddled with a girl last night after we made a fort and watched scooby doo. We’re both 19. It gets better. If it did for my dumbass it can for you too.
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    • I'm turning 24 tomorrow and I still haven't even kissed a girl
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    • i haven’t come into affectionate contact with a girl in 4 years and it’s eh. I’d like a kiss but
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    • Last time I got hugged was in 5th grade, I graduated from high school a year ago
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    • I just got Tinder after not having a woman not in my family embrace me in my 18 years of life. Wish me luck, boyos
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    • Guys help! There’s a massive spider on my toilet
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    • I looked at a girl in the eyes yesterday
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    • I wish I could be a women like that. Men assume that I’m a whore because I’m mildly attractive and act like I have self confidence but in reality I’ve never even kissed someone and I turn 20 this year. I’m thinking of hopping on okcupid but I want a long term relationship
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    • My fiance literally woke me up today for sex. Asked, “wana have a quickie?” All excitedly. It was a great morning, boys.
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    • i know this is a small problem but im sixteen and i havent even had a CRUSH on anyone yet
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    • So do guys WANT to be hugged by an attractive female?
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    • Somebody better hug cheems or shits gonna get ugly
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    • Sorry, but virginity as a concept doesn't reset. Even if you don't have sex in however long it takes for all the cells to be replaced in your genital area, once you have sex the first time, you're no longer a virgin.
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    • I just wanna hug a sad boy until he lets all the tears out
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    • I havent had sex in 18 years
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    • Call me a simp idc. But at this point I just want a girl I can be with for a while, cuddle with, chill with and occasionally fuck
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    • Are women actually like that
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    • You don’t understand. I NEED to have unprotected sex with strangers.
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    • Hug your homies it’s better than girls
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    • I'm a girl and never had any contact with boys, let alone romantic. My parents don't even want me being friends with guys, and I just think that's funny because I'm studying cybersecurity, which is a male-dominated field so do they think I'm just gonna sit there at work and not interact with anyone?
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    • It's not that I don't receive affection, it's just that I don't know how to react to it. My best friend's quite the hugger; she'll hug you when you greet, when you leave, and just randomly in between. When she hugs me, I just turn into a board, because I never got that as a kid. I feel bad (1/2)
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    • miss holding hands with my crush back in 5th grade :(
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    • Imagine having sex with someone you actually care about. Pretty great over a random person.
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    • I havnt had sex in 17 yrs I am a virgin
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    • I gotta question, im not taking sides just asking some of you guys who will enter the comments and talk about not being loved or kissed. Is it really a case of no one wants you or are you goob from meet the Robinsons and you just assumed no one liked you because you have a low opinion of yourself?
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    • iFunny is a highly right-wing, racist, sexist, transphobic, so on, app. Hatred fuels them. Most of iFunny is also incredibly lonely, believing that all women are whores since they can't get a girlfriend. Hmmmmm
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    • I wanna give people hugs but people made it awkward and it made me not do it anymore. Like my guy friends made a big deal of my tits being in their face and chest (im 6'0 and they were all under) which just made me stop in general and go for fist bumps
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    • i feel the guys on this one
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    • This social media influencer bitch named Stepanka was claiming to be celibate cuz she hadn't fucked in 4-6 months. BITCH I've gone like 4 years without sex
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    • Well I’ve seen what you guys post and you guys are mostly shitty people
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    • There was a friend of mine who was a girl and after seeing this meme I just realized I have missed all of her hints for 2 years
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    • Attacked I feel :(
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    • Imagine not kissing your homies good night every night😤😤. Smh
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    • I love how women think they can become a virgin again. Nope, you're a whore and you'll always be one.
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    • Anyone gonna tell these people that the literal half of humanity consists of more than just the thots who are so violently extroverted that you see them personally without even looking
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    • Me too kid... me 2
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    • I’ve posted this comment multiple times, and I’m still pretty sure it’s not gonna get noticed, but my gf broke up with me somewhat recently and I’m still fucking sad over it. It was my first time and it was the happiest I had felt in like 3 years and now it’s gone. Could I just get some advice?
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    • I hug the homies all the time
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    • HoRnY you owe me a lot of hugs when I come visit
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    • Women will never understand
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    • I havent been in a relationship since my senior year in high school. Im 26
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    • I hug the bros all the time, they hug me back because we know we may never find someone that appreciates us others than ourselves. Kings 👑 rise up!!
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    • i’m 17, went on a date with my first girl on may 26th, was genuinely happy once, had my first kiss and all this shit. she said she wasn’t ready for a relationship then she’s asking this other dude at work if he still likes her a week after i broke it off because i wanted to give her time and space.
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    • I haven’t been hugged in like 7 months
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    • It's funny and sad because y'all can get laid you just either don't know how to ask or see it as shameful.
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    • I met a lady like that at a clinic, I asked “when did you last have intercourse” it was an ob/gyn clinic. She said I am a virgin cause it’s been so long..............I’m like “you have a 3 year old”.......she goes “but it’s been like 7 years”.......idiot
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    • Hugs are nice!
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    • 95% of you women aren't marriage material.
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    • Does anyone have the bait video of the girl and she says I think I look 14 and then it cut and she starts walking and says I want to take my skirt off and then it cuts to the fbi open up thing I want to show my friend it
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    • Do your guys parents hug you? I feel like everyone i talk to has been hugged even though they have never had girlfriends or friends that have hugged them which leads me to believe that it might be their parents but that’s weird because my parents always said hugging your parents was weird
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    • It takes two to tango
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    • I'm trying to save myself for marriage and not be a thot
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    • A couple years ago when I was away from home for college a girl I was friends with hugged me when we were saying goodbye and I nearly told her I loved her. I didn't actually feel that way though I was just really lonely.
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    • I get hugged all the time. That’s because I’m like everybody’s brother.
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    • I legit haven’t had sex in 3 years and having had a hug in over a year
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    • qwp
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    • I havent been touched by a human being in over 4 years even my family wants nothing to do with me.
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    • it’s bull bc if a girl has a high body count they’re automatically a whore but if a guy has a high body count he’s like cool. and it makes no sense whatsoever and it makes me mad bc the way the world is..
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    • as a man of common sense i can confirm these roles are switched very often
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    • I am a girl I haven't had sex in 1 year, I'm happy....... Enough
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    • Nah I've met way more guys that say that than girls. Especially in high school
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    • What do hugs feel like?
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    • Jokes on you I have NEVER had sex!
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    • That's not a woman, but a whore
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    • I fuckin hate the hook up culture that’s common nowadays. Sex is the ultimate expression of love and hook up culture takes that away
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    • If a chick says that they're literally farthest from a virgin ever
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    • Went to go hug a bro before he left for another state and he just looks at me and goes “whoa dude thats kinda gay” like ??? Ngl still salty about that shit like can’t a brother show his appreciation for the homies.
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    • Women have all kinds of whorey rules like that too
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    • oh boohoo
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    • im 22 years drug free, whata streak
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    • Nah, I'm a girl and recently had my first hug in like a year or so. It was nice. Some times us wamen get emotionally starved too.
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    • Not fucking for a short time doesn't make you a virgin.
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    • I got my first genuine compliment on my looks in over 3 years yesterday.
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