• l AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU
WHY THE sTORY OF
SYLVESTER STALLONE
SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO INSPIRE KIDS TO PURSUE
THEIR DREAMS.
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED
WHY HE HAS SUCH A 'UNIQUE' EXPRESSION?
HE WAS BORN
PARALYZED IN THE LOWER LEFT PART OF HIS FACE.
Not To MENTION
HIS SPEECH WAS SLURRED.
DEATH RATTLE FOR AN ACTING CAREER
RIGHT?
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    • Worst part was, he didn’t spend 15,000 “tracking his dog down”, he knew where to find him but when he went back to buy the dog, the owner jacked up the price and took advantage of him because he knew how much it meant to Stallone
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    • There is no shame in being weak, the shame is in staying weak
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    • You have more opportunities to become successful in the US than anywhere else in the word but peopel still want to complain. I’ve always said that I’m a lazy ass dude and I still make 6 figures. Do research, work hard, get money, fuck bitches
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    • This guy did porn
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    • He also still has the same turtles that he got in the rocky movie. He takes care of them and feeds them good
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    • iFurry 3 jul
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    • You fucked up the quote.
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    • Let me tell ya something you already know, the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows, it's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it...Nobody hits as hard as life...but it ain't about how hard you hit...
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    • So you’re just gonna skip over the whole part where he was a porn star before Rocky?
      Heron 4 jul
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    • Soooo just gonna leave out that fact that he did porn???
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    • It fails to mention his first film, Party at Kitty and Stud’s. Which was a porn film.
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    • What asshole sells back a best friend for 15000$?
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    • Except he stole a lot from a real boxer’s life story. He promised him part of the profits and never followed through. It took a lawsuit to get him to pay a small portion of the money he made. Stallone never denied it was based on him.
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    • We can also mention he wrote the script but stole the story of chuck wepner. He made his living I’ll give him credit but it wasn’t his original story it was someone else’s life
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    • Let's not forget that when he asked Dolph to hit him for real he was sent to the hospital and the docs thought he was in a car crash
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    • Adrieeeennneeee!
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    • Wait the people talking about porn aren't joking?
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    • Not to mention it win a freaking academy award for best picture.
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    • It's not how many times you get knocked down, it's how many times you get up
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    • The facial feature was the result of some slight mishandling at birth. When Stallone was born on July 6, 1946 in Manhattan, the physician used a pair of forceps to deliver him. The malpractice left his lip, chin, and part of his tongue partially paralyzed due to a severed nerve.
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    • The amount he sold his dog for and bought back has been distorted so many times.
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    • And then you ruin the quote at the bottom
      Pranked 3 jul
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    • The Italian Stallion porno
      DN13 3 jul
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    • He's hot tho ngl
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    • But you make it sound like he was all alone his whole family was in the movie business and helped him his whole career
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    • The movie was based on a real boxer even the way he trained the guy even sued over the movie being made
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    • His first featured film was a porno 😂
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    • The Italian Stallion
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    • Its "and keep moving forward"
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    • you know, I find that reading about others success don't do me good. I some saying anything bad, but I find that I do better without thinking of how someone else beat the odds, so so can I. I like to think about me and what I can do compared to myself cause I find that I'm always hearing about...
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    • Except. ..he was sued because he stole the story and lost. It's literally the story of a real boxer. There's a documentary about it.
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    • Who tf looks up Italian Stallion porn? You folks are weird
      IAmAkuma 3 jul
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    • That's really inspirational.
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    • Can’t I just let the government give everything to me?
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    • berry cool 🍓
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    • That is truly inspirational. I’ve always loved the Rocky movies. I had no idea that he wrote it. Bravo 👏!
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    • Kinda messed up the quote at the bottom
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    • Sly's brother, Frank Stallone, is a legend too
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    • Don't forget The Party at Kitty and Stud's
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    • This guy avoided the Vietnam draft then made a bunch of movies about vietnam
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    • Capitalism is a great thing (hey if they can squeeze in communism at every chance they get, then it’s only fair)
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    • How hard have they been hitting trump and he keeps on going.
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    • He's a vile Trumptard racist
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    • And now he's a one percenter just like bezos and gates. The American dream doesn't work! Wait, I mean shouldn't, um... Actually its just that.....
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    • No he stole the script for the movie from another guy that's why he was able to write it in 3 days look it up hes been sued
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    • So effin what if he did porn? Dude was broke AF and wanted to survive. If anything, it’s a testimony to him saying that nothing was gonna stand in his way. You do what you gotta do. And he’s a good actor btw.
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    • I'll anyone dm femboy pics if interested
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    • Im pretty sure whatever happened to his face and speach was because of a stroke.
      NGAudio 3 jul
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    • Congrats on the feature
      Xpac 3 jul
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    • Amen man. Should be at least mentioned whenever the movie is brought up
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    • Its bout how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. THATS HOW WINNING IS DONE
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    • Don't care
      Gameling 8 jul
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    • I watched Creed 2 a couple days ago. I liked it.
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    • He's not a great actor just a good director
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    • Knowing how to hit back is important.
      Zodiako 7 jul
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    • He could of done something else instead of living like that just sayin
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    • He wasn’t born that way, the midwife fucked around with the forceps and severed a facial nerve.
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    • Just going to leave out the part where he stole the story?
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    • Nice
      LarryD1 6 jul
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    • butkus was a good boy
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    • ...
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    • Pretty sure he was in a porno first
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    • The game
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    • Bro that movie is rated R, and there are 2 characters that will make you so angry with what they say you may to see your television in disgust.
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    • Skipped the porn
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    • Nah mate don’t get all emotional. I get the hustle but he was a porn star, the italian stallion. Not judging, just saying.
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    • he also was in a porno
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    • "Opportunities multiply as quickly as they are taken." -Sun Tzu
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    • aye, I didn't hear no fuckin bell
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    • And yet these parasites want to make a "hero" out of some random thug. As expected of a Dindu Nuffin. Stallone knocks them out of the fucking park.
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    • They went from 325,000 to 35,000 because they really didn’t want him acting in it that bad? Assholes
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    • am I the only one that sees something this long and thinks dam thats way to much reading and just skips over it
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    • Get hit***
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    • I happily scrolled past this post without reading it
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    • Cool story bro ... but not entirely true. He was already acting before this movie since 1970. Rocky came out in 1976. He was actually casted in 11 films before rocky. He may not have been the leading actor but he was still a working actor
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    • Never forget: "Rambo", that great Vietnam war hero was such a simp-ass bitch he went to Sweden and lived there until the war was over. He taught girls volleyball. War hero my ass, he's a punk coward.
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    • That quote is from like Rocky 6
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    • He did porn
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    • I can hear his damn voice
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    • Watch the Tim Robbins story on this it’s much bettee
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    • Never knew that. New found respect for Stallone
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    • Making the images darker doesnt unify the images. Smh
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    • Just saying that line if it from the first rocky
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    • Stay tenacious.
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    • Stallone was a pornstar before Rocky
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    • Damn
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    • whos the asshole who made him pay 15k for his dog back? shouldve paid 15k to assassinate that dickhead
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    • TL;DR
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    • I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
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    • I’m all for dark mode memes but this is too much
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    • It’s “keep moving forward” dumbass
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    • Y’all forgettin he did porn to pay for the movie too huh?
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    • Yes
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    • He was a porn star
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    • Yeah this is cool but I still cried my shit out when my dad told me rocky wasn’t a real true story, just based off events
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    • TLDR
      MahjaG 5 jul
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    • Fuck you I'm not reading that
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    • The quote is “keep moving forward” not “keep moving on”
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