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    • That quote is from the second spykids movie you fucking plebeians
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    • NOT FUCKING THIS
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    • One of my favorites is from some reddit guy.... he cheated on a paper & the teacher who bragged about knowing when a student is cheating gave him an A. I believe it went something like, “You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies.”
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    • “People don’t change, they just become more of who they really are.”- Arthur Morgan
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    • "Stand in the ashes of a trillion souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters." -- Javik
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    • “Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.” Written in blood on a wall Dead Space 3
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    • “You’ve got a choice, you can either lay there and swallow the blood in your mouth. Or you can get up, spit it out, and go spill theirs.” Henry’s father, Hardcore Henry
      FParad0x 17 jun
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    • "Im just a nigga with a rocket launcher" -Nigga with a rocket launcher
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    • "The universe has a wonderful sense of humour. The trick is, learning how to take a joke" - Orvus, Ratchet and clank
      Tornillo7 17 jun
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    • Joshua Graham didn't inscribe millions of 1911's to be called "NPC"
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    • "Having big tits because you are fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff."
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    • "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why it's called the present" -master Oogway : Kungfu Panda
      swimm 18 jun
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    • "In the end, some of us will be heroes. The rest of us will be walking on both feet" - Homeless Man in 𝘋𝘦𝘶𝘴 𝘌𝘹
      MacBones 18 jun
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    • Don't pray for easy lives, pray to be stronger men- black ops zombies
      GalmXD 17 jun
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    • “Time for crab” -dark souls
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    • "The question isn't 'who is going to let me?', its 'who's going to stop me?'" - The Juggernaut
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    • “If God wanted you to be alive he wouldn’t have created me”- Soldier from TF2
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    • You kneel before my throne unaware it was built of lies
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    • Mewtwo is highkey prolife
      MKan 18 jun
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    • Joshua Graham did not get burned to a crisp just for you to refer to him as "Fallout New Vegas NPC"
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    • "Brute strength can sometimes knock down a door, but knowledge is like a skeleton key."
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    • "Pussy is pussy"- guy next to me at a Metallica concert
      timefly 17 jun
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    • One of my favourites has always been the quote at the end of the first deus ex. "It's better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven".
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    • The one who plants trees, knowing that he will never get to sit in their shade, has at least started to understand the meaning of life- Rabindranath Tagore
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    • "Stand in the ashes if a trillion dead souls and ask them if honor matters. There silence is your answer." -Javik ME3
      ARES9519 17 jun
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    • “You kneel before my throne unaware it was born of lies” -aplpaca on bs-ing your paper
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    • "We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows." Meowth
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    • “Life ain’t about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep on going!” - Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone)
      miik3c 17 jun
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    • “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” - Dream Wendigo from Tumblr
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    • “Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present” oogway in Kung fo panda
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    • "Imagination is a weapon, those who lack it die first."
      T_jugg 16 jun
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    • “You see this cup? This is literally my favourite cup, ever.” *Throws cup out the window* “Now it’s gone, so it doesn’t exist, and i don’t care about it anymore.” -Jake the dog
      Kiwiboi 22 jun
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    • I would stand between god and the devil and wait. To see which wants me more. Would satan battle god for my soul, or would god watch as I'm dragged to hell. I have both sinned and prayed for forgiveness, I would let them decide which of the two is greater
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    • Erin is not a Game Grump. ARIN, on the other hand IS. you filthy fucking casual.
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    • "Never fear the shadows. They simply mean that a light is shining somewhere nearby."
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    • "Master the cards you were dealt before you complain about the hands others were given."
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    • " The problem with this world is wise people are full of doubt and dumbass are full of confidence" - Red Forman.
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    • "The person is smart, people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!" -Agent K MIB
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    • This dude just called Joshua Graham an "npc"
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    • I'm glad someone else brought up Frederick's quote. It's my favorite line from Fire Emblem.
      Hetsu 16 jun
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    • "My name is Micheal J Caboose and I... HATE... TAXES!"
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    • “Nothing's set in stone, but they're set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it'll soon be the only path you can take without struggling." Some dude's fucked up dream with an old god and an orange
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    • “Do not pray for easier lives, pray that you become stronger men” jfk in the zombies cutscene
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    • my fav is that mushroom one, “Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within is beyond anything your soul is able to make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters.”
      Grillie 16 jun
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    • To argue with someone who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead -Thomas Paine
      Metatro 16 jun
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    • Shout out to whoever read all of this shit
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    • You don’t gotta wear Gucci, to eat dat cootchie- Papa_JonTrons_Pizza
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    • “I don’t mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew” -Shrek
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    • As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. -Thanos
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    • Why are 3 of these from an imagined Obama?
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    • “We do have a lot in common. The same air, the same Earth, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, ...well, who knows?” - Meowth, Pokémon
      Cocohill 17 jun
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    • "The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave" -a wendigo in someone's dream
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    • These are oddly inspiring. Also, "Pick a god and pray" is the ballsiest thing I've heard in a while
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    • “I? I am a monument to all your sins.” What a bad ass quote that I will never forget.
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    • Paarthurnax is the only being in the universe I’ll ever consider to be god until I see that bitch with my own two eyes
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    • Hi um, what uncultured fuck spelled Arin's name wrong
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    • "We burn the present for the sake of a brighter future and act surprised when all it holds is ash"- Paranatural
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    • Forgot about this gem
      ueensQ 17 jun
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    • I love reading that last quote by Arin and remembering that he said it in a fit of rage and pain while playing a shitty sonic game
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    • “IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN” -Krieg (borderlands 2)
      zach2398 17 jun
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    • My ancestors are smiling at me imperial,... can you say the same?
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    • It was spykids 2 and it’s Arin not Erin
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    • "Be a master of your mind, not mastered by your mind"- Runescape NPC Kamfreena
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    • Add one more: "I dont believe in 30,000 gods, you dont believe in 29,999 gods. That makes you only 0.000003% less atheist than me." -Ricky Gervais
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    • Everyone’s correcting the spykids thing, I’m upset they spelt Arin’s name wrong.
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    • “The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginning-less time, darkness thrives in the void but always yields to purifying light.” - Lion Turtle (Avatar the Last Airbender)
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    • “The healthy human mind doesn’t wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that’s a luxury, not a curse. To know that you’re close to the end is a kind of freedom.”
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    • "Anywhere can be paradise, as long as you have the will to live. After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy" ~ Yui Ikari, The End of Evangelion
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    • You missed what might be one of Skyrim's quotes: "One sure mark of the fool is to dismiss anything that falls outside of his experience as impossible" Farengar Secret-Fire
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    • Dont you dare reduce Joshua Graham to just “fallout new vegas NPC”
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    • I was hoping it would just keep being Obama
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    • “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” is probably the biggest dick energy I’ve ever heard in my life
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    • “God doesn’t want me and the devil isn’t finished” on why he can’t die -Raymond reddington
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    • “Law is a formality, and had is not been for its presence, I would blossom into something great enough to destroy you for a society is a tragedy; individuals, a comedy. Laugh, for it’s the best thing you can do, if it’s the last thing you can do.” -An argument I had against a gay under a hentai post
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    • What about the legendary line “you worship at my throne unaware that it was built of lies.”
      Ryi725 20 jun
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    • Why are so many from someone’s imaginary Obama?
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    • "Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer."
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    • "The Hammer Of Justice is Unisex." -Batman
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    • "I am locked in this room not for my safety, but for yours.."
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    • "Everytime he talks i can hear my braincells committing suicide," Borderlands 2
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    • If god had wanted you to live, he would not have created me
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    • New vegas npc??? You mean fucking joshua graham?
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    • The imposing of one's will. The creation of one's own rules, THAT is what makes a man. Do you live by your own rules? Or are you merely someone else's puppet? I believe I know the answer. -Rais
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    • “I wanted rain so I made god cry”
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    • "Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." -Westworld.
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    • Joshua Graham didn't get covered in pitch, set on fire, and tossed into the fucking Grand Canyon to be deemed a 'Fallout New Vages NPC'...
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    • The tree one is a Chinese proverb that the guy quoted, not wrote.
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    • "We can't expect God to do all the work" - Joshua Gram, fallout new vegas
      thingi 22 jun
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    • That wasn't just some Fallout NV "npc" that was mf Joshua Graham. Show some goddamn respect
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    • My favorite, “You kneel before my throne unawares it was built on lies.” Some kid talking about a school assignment 😂
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    • NeW vEgAs NpC don't you ever disrespect Joshua Graham like that again you big baby bitch
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    • “Do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, fears what he has created?” That shit hit deep
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    • "Lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or stand your ground and die for something."
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    • “If you achieved all of your dreams and goals you would have nothing left to look forward to in life” spongebob to plankton
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    • "Though you break my body, i will stand. Though you silence my voice, i will speak. This world is my home, and though you seek its destruction, by god it will not fall" -superman
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    • “Let me be what I am because to be anything else would be fatal”-Exotic from Destiny
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    • They know "Erin" is spelled with an A, right?
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