Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even
carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
MemeVash MemeVash
29 sep 2020
Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Valyrison Valyrison
25 sep 2020
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
19 may
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
How Cokeheads look at Crackheads
How Cokeheads look at Crackheads
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
When you accidentally see an old pic and you're happy in it and it reminds you of better times and now you sad
Tabby Tabby
18 dec 2020
When you accidentally see an old pic and you're happy in it and it reminds you of better times and now you sad
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
AnnaKushina AnnaKushina
25 sep 2020
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY? _
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
Ah. see you're a Cat of culture as w
A_Normal_Lapis A_Normal_Lapis
22 sep 2020
Ah. see you're a Cat of culture as w
Some things are worth getting hurt for.
Ry
blue_memezxoxob7ue blue_memezxoxob7ue
27 oct 2020
Some things are worth getting hurt for. Ry
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
SS
They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris
Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
DoctorPines DoctorPines
25 sep 2020
SS They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
h8thejews h8thejews
17 mar
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
Angelfrms2987 Angelfrms2987
24 sep 2020
of TikTok @christine6899 The dog omg "I got almost 400 Thousand views on my last video
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your
Kids Like This Until They Act Right
Sarcasthole Sarcasthole
31 mar
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your Kids Like This Until They Act Right
If animals took selfies and posted on fb.
Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
13 jan 2021
If animals took selfies and posted on fb. Bout to eat this idiot #blessed