• 8 year old me pointing to the purple
lightsaber under my mom's bed after she
said she doesn't like Star Wars:
fuck
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    • Sir! its a jelly donut, sir!
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    • His breakdown really fucked me up and I don't know why it was so effective. Great acting all around if you ask me.
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    • Damn, does that mean the mom is secretly Mace Windu? 😳
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    • One like is one day of no porn. (I’m not going to listen even if you like)
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    • I said what the FUCK IS THIS PRIVATE PYLE!!
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    • It would make a fine addition to my collection
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    • What movie is this?
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    • Yesterday I was cleaning my father in law's house. His room is so damn gross. You open the door and just get slammed with the smell of cum sock. There are 2 closets, one for his wife one for him. This freak has a 2 foot dildo and japanese school girl in his size in his closet. Pt1
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    • Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
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    • My little cousin found my mom's and called it his purple sword when he was like 3 or 4.
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    • Jesus H Christ... What the fuck is that?!?!
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    • Plot twist: its your dads 'lightsaber'
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    • Come join me
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    • Young Wilson Fisk
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    • If I were in that situation, in the scene, I would've shoved that whole thing down my throat...wait that's kinda kinky
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    • I don't remember lightsabers being brown?
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    • It’s so Daddy and her can get into duels! With his anus...
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    • She must be into black guys
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    • ~One of us, one of us~
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    • You never had a childhood unless you found your moms didlo.
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    • I’m thinking about joining the army, any tips or things I should look out for?
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    • She says she doesnt know. Your dad:"its an assblaster 5000 sport"
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    • I hate this skit so much :/
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    • WHaaT THe fUCk iS tHAT?!!!?
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    • Isn't that "Full Metal Jacket"?
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    • Honey that's a pleasure stick
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    • I can hear gunney right now
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    • One of the greatest movies of all time imo
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    • When i found my stepmoms giant dildo i smeared Bengay ointment all over it.
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    • Wait...is it a dildo or is she fucking Sam Jackson
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    • Its called a dildo jimmy would you like to know how it works !
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    • Fmj was surprisingly accurate
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    • Guess who just made it to AIT today
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    • I hate that you can tell its a movie just because they dont wear white underclothes
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    • A jelly funky sir
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    • THERES MY LAP...top.......why do you have my laptop mom and dad? Oh no.......
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    • He looks like Seth Everman
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    • God the first half of that movie is pure gold
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    • Funny and original
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    • Yeah this one made me lmao 😂
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    • this joke was based off dave chappelle switching spouses episode
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    • The fact the guy was actually a drill sergeant before the movie makes it even more cool
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    • Then he licked it because he thought it was a giant lollipop
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    • its not a lightsaber, its a kyber crystal and the lightsaber is hidden somewhere else under the bed
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    • Is that kingpin?
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    • I didn't understand how he was so du bout the situation then went complete berserker. I mean if your tryin to become a marine then it damn sure isnt goin to be easy
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    • Bro slender man joined the army 😳
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    • If you want a semblance of what Vietnam was really like watch this movie (full metal jacket) or platoon those are the only two movies that most Vietnam vets actually like another good one is we were soldiers but that ones more of a action flick and doesn’t make you think as much
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    • Lots of Star Wars memes today
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    • Straight up, had a dude in my platoon in MC Bootcamp who stole a fucking donut from chowhall and got caught with it. I watched the movie later in life and hate that dude just that much more...
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    • *Dad walks in* "That there's you Mama's screaming toy, boy." *Boy looks at dad* "What do you mean daddy?" *Dad smiles* "Everytime she uses it, she screams." *Boy laughs* "Ok daddy" *Boy leaves* *Mom slaps Dad*
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      ElJoe 7 aug
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    • Loved the movie, although I couldn’t stand the scene where Pyle snaps
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    • Whos the slimy little communist shit twickle toed cock sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant
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