• ANCIENT WEAPONS ARE SO FASCINATING!
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    • i feel like guns should slowly fade out of existance, and we should go back to the blade and bow, i feel like craftsmanship has dulled in the weapon community because of the mass production of fire arms. just my opinion
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    • Have seen those warriors from Egypt. They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
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    • Egyptians have curved swords...curved swords!
      blue_too 3 jul
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    • The Chinese one has “even if you survive this no one will be able to save you” vibes coming off of it.
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    • Ban guns in warfare. Go back to wacking bitches with clubs and pointy sticks
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    • Idk man Roman Gladius's are pretty cool and dradly
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    • Khopesh gang
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    • Khopesh moment
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    • Egypt's swords are the best
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    • Khopesh gang
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    • Italy just had guns when yall were still using swords.
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    • Egyptian swords are awesome. I love being Egyptian
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    • You know those warriors from hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
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    • Italy knows what they’re doing
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    • The Chinese one looks like someone took a magic wand and added some weird attachments, not because they were practical, but because they looked cool
      Flame01_ 3 jul
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    • Gonna make tomato sauce with your blood
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    • Egypt looks like some video game item. Dope as hell.
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    • Italy didn't invent the pizza... just sayin
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    • They have curved swords. Curved swords
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    • Side to side for attention up and down for results
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    • Sharpening my pizza cutter and thinking of you 👹
      chopstew 5 jul
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    • Krabby 4 jul
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    • I want one of those Egyptian blades
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    • Mexico has chanclas
      _semen 3 jul
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    • Kopeshs are so badass
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    • swords>guns
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    • Boat_Man 3 jul
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    • How tf u unsheathe the Egyptian one
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    • The Chinese one looks so impractical tho
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    • DAADAH DAADAH DADODEEDODAH BENIS, POOPOO, EAT MY FUCKING ASS
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    • That's a WW2 Italian weapon. If we are talking ancient its the gladius, also the Katana wasn't ancient its even more modern than guns.
      Noiseman 4 jul
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    • They made the pickaxe from fortnite a real thing 😳
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    • You’ve mama’d your last a mia
      mjmk1227 6 jul
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    • Why the Egypt one be looking like the cane from Sly Cooper?
      Asha1337 6 jul
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    • Lmao fuck you guys
      CallmeA 6 jul
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    • Uh that doesn't really look like a Chinese weapon my dude.
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    • Isnt the japan samuria sword one of the worst close combat weapons? If so it still looks dope asf.
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    • How would you even unsheathe the Egypt one?
      noseman 6 jul
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    • The secret really is in the sauce...😕
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    • That Egypt one is actually sick though
      slurpin 6 jul
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    • HEY YOU MOTHER FUCKER WE HAD BETTER SWORDS THAN YOU eh i mean ha ha funny joke
      yeet1231 6 jul
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    • I fucking hate weebs. Before I’d even knew what anime was, I was a fan of Japan. Even though at the time I didn’t know it was japan. Ninjas, sakura trees, and samurais and their honor, etc.
      schmliff 6 jul
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    • That's falchionating
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    • Technically Italy during Ancient Times was Ancient Rome
      GaySimp 5 jul
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    • What if every time there was a war we just challenged the other country to a giant paintball fight lol
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    • Egyptian swords look kinda cool
      lord_wah 5 jul
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    • You mutha fuckin right Pisano
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    • I want all of these, especially the pizza blade ^^v
      darkez 5 jul
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    • Wait i thought ancient Egyptians used monsters from stones to fight-
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    • Khopesh is the sword of champions
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    • Italy is Rome. So put a damn Roman sword in there you retards
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    • Knowing the Italians they probably stole that design too. They stole everything.
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    • That’s not really an Egyptian weapon
      TheRed 5 jul
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    • Khopesh’s are the best
      KhamuI 5 jul
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    • Fucking keep finding kopeshes in dying light I'm not mad but seriously the fuck-
      Doom_Man 5 jul
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    • I like the Egyptian one the best Khopesh gang
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    • Work in a pizza restaurant, and have sharpened those before to the point we can slice paper thin tomatoes with them, pretty cool
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    • Egypt’s swords are objectively the coolest
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    • Fuckin Italy just handing out slices of pizza
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    • I want to make a war pizza cutter with my forge now
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    • QQTRON2000 facks
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    • Why is there a halberd for China
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    • I gotta pizza cutter sharp af
      cbeth66 4 jul
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    • Damn I thought it was gonna be a white flag
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    • Y'all know the Italians gonna make us into mf pizza
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    • The great Bardiche is the best thing ever fucking made, fight me
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    • Winning wars with pizza is a daunting task but respectable all the same
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    • Whirligig saws
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    • i feel like u cant pick up a pizza cutter without imagining using it as a sick weapon in an apocalypse or something
      waadword 4 jul
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    • Me and my khopesh about to hit the town
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    • The Egyptian kopesh is my favorite sword
      AzTrekka 4 jul
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    • Japan, eloquent and light. China, small agile and easily maneuverable. Egypt, big fucking sword go swing.
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    • Katana was one of the least used weapons in Japan. Only used for war, ceremony and torture
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    • Gladius.
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    • I have 2 katanas t1095 carbon steel them shits sliceeee.
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    • Britannia: haha long sword go fwoosh
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    • Dont diss la mia famiglia
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    • Someone should make a horror movie about a guy that kiIIs people with a pizza cutter. It would be called "The Pizza Man"
      Rinzler9 4 jul
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    • Curved penises
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    • Japanese swords were the worst swords in History, yes?
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    • We need to go back to swords
      TheTire 4 jul
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    • GIVE ME THE KHOPESH!
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    • "with this new weapon, I can really take a slice out of crime!"
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    • For anyone new to swords or doesn’t have that kind of income, start with bronze swords if you want because they are so easy to take care of and rust doesn’t harm the metal, and some people even like the rust on bronze!
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    • Pizza isn't italian
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    • Oh so krieg's Italian
      wannesz0 4 jul
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    • Zweihaender Gang wya?
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    • Why are curved blades curved
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    • You heard from the warriors from hammerfell? They have curved penises. Curved. Penises.
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    • Idk that Japanese one looks pretty “ European pole arm” to me
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    • Kopesh are fuckin rad
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    • That pizza slicer though. Imagine the damage done with that.
      Meep06 4 jul
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    • You laughing till its been run cross ya chest one horrid line
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    • The Kopesh do be hittin different
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    • France: white flag
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    • I want a bronze sword really bad, bronze is super neat
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    • Throwing a pizza cutter should function similar to a hatchet.
      Xathynon 4 jul
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    • someone post a version of france but instead of a weapon it’s a white flag cause that joke isn’t over used
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