• Koala fingerprints are so similar to humans that even Crime Scene
Investigators have been confused by them.
KOALA HUMAN
Nick Morrow
@NRMorrow wait what kind of crime scene has both
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    • Koalas are responsible for 96% of crimes in Australia
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    • Honestly koalas are so stupid that if they committed a crime the victim should feel bad. Outsmarted by a literal smooth brain
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    • This obviously means that there are people in jail for the crimes of kolas. WE DEMAND JUSTICE
      Achor 6 aug
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    • Yours when I buy a koala
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    • Maybe somebody tampered with the crime scene who didn't have the proper...KOALAfications
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    • I dont think those detectives have the proper koalafications.
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    • Koala theft
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    • Australia
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    • Damn drop bears
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    • The serial Chlamydia spreader duo.
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    • An Australian one obviously
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    • This research is funded by OJ Simpson
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    • This gives me an idea
      tweb 6 aug
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    • R@p e crime scenes
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    • There is a very small window when you can have a koala help you commit a crime because they sleep like 21 or 22 hrs a day.
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    • Koala's are actually Australia's most terrifying creature.
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    • The great koala massacre was an impossible mystery to solve
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    • Koala lives matter.
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    • So there was this gorilla right,
      AJKell 6 aug
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    • Lmao some dumb ass detective. Police:”Detective these are the murderer’s fingerprints right here” Detective:”Maybe. Maybe it’s a fucking Koala Bear?”
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    • A bear-glury
      ppfarded 6 aug
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    • Commit a murder and carry around a Koala paw
      Pastell 6 aug
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    • Me and my koala sidekick who is secretly hyper sentient pulling heists
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    • Forensic analyst to the detective: "No, no, trust me I've seen this before. This is no human fingerprint..."
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    • You silly human, the kind that doesn't make sense..pffttttttt..!!!
      sarah285 6 aug
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    • Lotta bodies dumped in koala areas just saying
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    • Examples people, we need examples.
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    • Murder at the Zoo
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    • Honestly get away with murder by not leaving prints then take a koala and put the prints everywhere. They’ll never know
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    • When I had sex with the koalas of course
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    • Koalas are the perfect criminals
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    • The sexual kind
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    • Fuck koalas, all my police investigator homies hate koalas
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    • CSI... Queensland
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    • An awesome one, that's what.
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    • That’s Australia for ya
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    • Those prints would be upside down if they were Australian...
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    • noppersKitter I’ve been up to no good
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    • Sounds like the crime scene investigators didn’t have the correct koalafications to me
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    • Fuck koalas, somebody post the long rant about they’re horrible.
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    • dropbears
      caramel 6 aug
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    • Every Australian crime scene ever
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    • That koala from we bare bears
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    • That's a state secret sir. You don't have the clearance.
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    • Fr did the koala murder someone
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    • Give one a gun, ???, profit.
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    • CSI:Outback
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    • Thanks for the advice. Gonna bring a Koala to my new heist
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    • Now he's a koala and he's cute as a button.
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    • Koalas make up 13% of Australia's population yet, they cause 50% of the crime.
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    • You know that whole thing between cops and false imprisoning black people. Well its actually just koala crimes, but they been getting away with it for years.
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    • listen man in Aussie land anything goes
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    • In Australia, it’s not the Roos that you have to worry about. It’s the KOALAS
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    • This is a KOALAity meme
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    • Despite making up 13% of the population, Koalas amount to about 50% of all crimes in Australia.
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    • Zippy the World’s Fastest Koala
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    • The worst kind... *koala in the rain, no fucks given*
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    • I guess they need someone that has the ‘koalafications’ to figure out the difference
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    • How many innocent people have been convicted for crimes done by a Koala? Outrageous.
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    • Fucking hate koalas
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    • A murder at the Koala exhibit
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    • A really cool one, that's what
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    • Next week on Aussie Five-0
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    • The perfect crime just use koala for touching
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    • Real men don’t r@p e? Oh shit! Must’ve been a Koala then!
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    • Yours does
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    • A Brazilian drug bust by some wavy dumb koala tree with guns hookers and coke
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    • Hey! My last names Morrow.... Dad is that you?
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    • Australia is just a wild place
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    • This meme is koalaty
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    • Croimes down undah
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