Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
QuietCalamity QuietCalamity
25 sep 2020
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
Kanye after accidentally winning the elections
Go @le
Whet should the president do? soy
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
Kanye after accidentally winning the elections Go @le Whet should the president do? soy
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
HighBalls HighBalls
11 dec 2020
When you run out of masks but need to wear something to buy more
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
SnekByte SnekByte
5 oct 2020
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
IF HOOTERS HAD DELIVERY.
WOULD
BE CALLED KNOCKERS2
head_audiautomotive head_audiautomotive
4 nov 2020
IF HOOTERS HAD DELIVERY. WOULD BE CALLED KNOCKERS2
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if
I was coming back but is
to see my dog super glad I am home now
PyroKen PyroKen
26 sep 2020
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if I was coming back but is to see my dog super glad I am home now
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf
DID YOU JUST POO?
THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
VikoThePirate VikoThePirate
23 mar
DID YOU JUST POO? THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
The royal family right now
Megan
Rob1994
28 nov 2020
The royal family right now Megan
WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up
Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
Marx Marx
25 sep 2020
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome!
Tyler:
Ilovehotmoms69
23 sep 2020
14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome! Tyler:
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
25d
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument