• know what ya man said in confessions
last week, so take a seat.
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    • But confessions are protected by Catholic law!
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    • Where are my Catholics at?
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    • fun fact: if you confess to a murder in a confession thing, they can’t tell the police because your secret and words are protected by the catholic law
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    • Unpopular opinoin, an openly gay and sassy pope would b fuckin priceless
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    • Confession is to Jesus not a pope bruh
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    • Say nope to the pope!!!
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    • Aren't Catholic and Christian the same thing?
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    • Confessions cannot be told to anyone after it is over its against the priests vow. Can't even tell it to the police.
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    • As a Christian who prays right to God and Jesus, I still have wanted to go to confession. Like you can confess to God, but I think its nice to tell another person and not be judged. Thoughts? Maybe from some Catholics if you’re on this hethenistic app
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    • Fun fact: it is against their oath for a priest to say anything anybody has said in a confession, even to the police, government, etc
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    • Fuck the pope, he’s no pope of mine. You know how much the Catholic Church has spent to keep children fucking priests and cardinals out of prison and to protect them? Approximately a shit load, let’s fucking burn the Vatican and sell it
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    • I love being Catholic <3
      nickmj95 2 aug
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    • Haha?
      hat1 2 aug
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    • Goddamn people really hate Catholics
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    • catholicsism is the stupidest thing, confess to another mortal man your business because he’s “holy” enough to talk to god ? all the man is going to do is judge your ass and know your business.
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    • Clergy are not allowed to say what they hear in confession. This is considered a very serious offense in the Catholic Church
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    • this was mad lame
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    • Dori me, interimo adapare dori me Ameno, ameno, latire, latire mo Dori me, ameno, oma nare imperavi ameno Dimere, dimere, mantiro, mantire mo Ameno
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    • The pope is such a scam i dont understand how they can give one man one man an authority/power over one religion
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    • Pope Francis is a cool dude tho
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    • he sounds like that one squidward latina hot cheeto girl
      tadd 2 aug
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    • Catholicism is idol worship. Read the Bible and love Christ.
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    • I have never seen a black woman preacher
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    • I’ve always had a bad feeling about this pope. He’s not the only one at fault though, many past popes hid sexual abuse allegations by others in the church. He may have said something about it but that’s only Bc he couldn’t hide it anymore. The Vatican is also filthy rich and ask for more and more.
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    • You will be against the Catholic church when you got to a Catholic school like me
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    • Fuck the pope, he's part of the red shoe gang
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    • Pls go back to Facebook
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    • Priests are pretty much obligated by god to not even mention confession
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    • You have no life
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    • landonlb 2 aug
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    • Pedestary supporting satanist right there.
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    • Catholicism is the antithesis of what Christ wanted for a church.
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    • Is it bad if I’m catholic but don’t trust the pope or any recent Catholic Churches? Have y’all noticed things changing? Or is it just me...
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    • The more I think about religion the more interesting I find it. I love the concept of there being magic in the world but this is the age of science and it’s kinda lame but that’s all religion was made for. To explain things otherwise unremarkable in a network of easily comprehensible stories
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    • Catholics have a history of llamaphilia
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    • Shittiest pope and if you disagree You're a terrible Catholic
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    • Religion is retarded
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    • Im supposed to be a catholic but catholicism is kinda bug dumb ngl
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    • Take this shit down. Fuck the pope
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    • The pope has super open gay energy, I always feel horny when I hear his speeches
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    • I guess it’s their duty as a decent human being to report heinous criminal acts then.
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    • Satanist p3d-ophile alert everybody! All catholics gather round and donate your youngest male child to your local priest. They will learn how to pass down the rituals of the goat worshipers and learn how to sexually assault others
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    • God, forgive me for I have sin. But biiiiiiitch tell me
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    • Ur man fucks traps I should know
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    • Oh my gawwwwd giurrrl!
      Obaidah9 2 aug
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    • The pope is a child molester and a political pawn
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    • All religions are bullshit to scam stupid people.
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    • The pope is a heretical bitch that deserves death from aids
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    • Catholics are pagans convince me otherwise
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    • Wears robes so he get head from the altar boys
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    • Crazy how you can basically confess to murder or possibly blubby and they cant report you due to catholic law.
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    • Well what do you know, first.
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    • So how many of you guys go to the cult meetings? Sorry, you call it church.
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    • Catholicism is a pre government to government its neither a religion nor a belief system amongst most modern Christians if you look at it with your brain
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    • Catholics are wack, not against religion cuz we need a code of morality and ethics, but idk about a mass organized base of worship to a guy in a white hat
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    • Pope is actually a Luceferian (Satanist) Christians do not respect him
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    • Fun fact: they can’t tell anyone what people said at confession but they can m0lest children
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    • preists forget what you confessed in confession
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    • Rip duck, fuck the bd’s
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    • You know, I love how when the Pope says thing people agree with it's the word of God. But when he says something they dislike, he's just a man.
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    • Yea I’m anti church but I’m even more anti-FLAMBOYANT gays. This one is a thumbs down from me.
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    • Cringe
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    • Now make one of the prophet Muhammad putting on makeup
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    • This made me laugh inside. Thank you Ifunny
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    • He's dying he looks frail as fuck.
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    • The catholic church fucks children
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    • FUCK THE NEW POPE!
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    • Come here little boy, confess that pecker to me you see.... sickening!
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    • First of all sister***
      mKOdaddy 4 aug
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    • Trump for Pope 2020
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    • Everything about this is my humor 🤣
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    • Idk why I felt that 😂😂😂
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    • Russel M. Nelson would dunk on The Pope so hard...
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    • Why don't they button it down?
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    • Does the Pope take confessions?
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    • They are bound to secrecy of any sins you confess, even if you broke the law or commit mortal sin like murder. They will try and convince you to turn yourself in, in exchange for forgiveness. So obviously you’re an idiot for even being in a church in the first place.
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    • We need the pope in a dew rag
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    • Bro he shot JFK and MLK!!!
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    • damn y all yall mad at the pope he ain’t done nothing to u
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    • Like 80% of Catholicism directly conflicts with the Bible. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot and is just kidding themselves
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    • Imagine being a serious student of the Bible and still believe in the anthology church
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    • Please..... Stop taking like degenerate blacks
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    • When those choir boys looking thicc
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    • ew
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