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If I had nickle for everytime countr
ent to war with birds, id have 2
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    • Australia fought the emus. And lost
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    • The Chinese tried to eliminate all the sparrows in their country and lost
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    • Why is half of the usa gone
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    • It's the Emu War in Australia and the "Four Pests" campaign in China. The "Four Pests" campaign was introduced as a hygiene campaign aimed to eradicate pests responsible for the transmission of diseases. The Great Emu War was a nuisance wildlife management military operation in Australia.
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    • Why is that top part of Africa, half of America, and Spain/Portugal missing
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    • Y’all taking about the Emus in Australia but wtf happened in China?
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    • Guys look at the confederacy
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    • Australia also fought bunnies. And they lost terribly
      Jungler 2 jul
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    • Why is half of spain and portugal gone?
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    • The lion kind is good, but does anyone else think lion king 1/2 is better?
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    • Ah I see they got rid of the unnecessary parts of USA
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    • You'd have three, the Aussies tried to fight the emus a second time
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    • Drake? Where’s the south/most of Iberia?
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    • I love how oddly specific the meme is yet it perfectly applies here
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    • *Ignoring the fact that the image is missing the whole confederate half of America*
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    • Why is most of the USA missing
      lamptie 2 jul
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    • It seems the birds have wiped america off the map
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    • We lost 3/4 of the US to the interdimensional rectangle
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    • Birds:2 Humans:0 :)
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    • Australia did it a couple times, so you’d actually have like 4 nickels.
      lwpack 2 jul
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    • I have an Australian friend that has told me the emu war was completely fake
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    • Why is half of America gone
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    • Apparently the South got erased
      Jersey 2 jul
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    • What happened to a chunk of the US?
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    • the birds deleted those missing part of the world. that's what earth really looks like right now.
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    • wtf happened to half of the US and Portugal and Spain
      ZoidG99 2 jul
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    • Why is rando chunks of the world just gone
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    • Aw the great emu war
      Yatsuto 2 jul
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    • Let’s be real no country could of won the emu war, impossible odds.
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    • Who took out the south and Spain?
      thagabe 2 jul
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    • All the missing parts of the continents were lost in ancient bird wars
      Jyed 3 jul
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    • Notice that most of America is neither, implying that we HAVE declared war on birds... and won.
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    • Nickle
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    • It's nickel you fucking forehead
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    • We just gonna ignore how they covered the watermark with a white stripe?
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    • What happened to the US
      Weird 2 jul
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    • There is an easier way
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    • Birds aren't real
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    • Mao fought a war against sparrows for (obviously some dumb fucking reason but I forget specifics) by having people bang pots and lans togrther to svare them from landing. They'd drop from exhaustion and die. The thing is, birds eat bugs and pests, so now this natural pest control is gone
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    • The world declared war on my cock
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    • Moral of the story: dont FUCK with birds
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    • that war on birds also ended up in the death of 45 million people
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    • Someone doesn’t like America.
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    • So America declared war on birds and won?
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    • The confederate states arnt there
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    • Fuckin bosnia
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    • Is it just me or is it weird that this meme had a specific panel for which can only be applied to this meme?
      JEquartz 3 jul
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    • Emus are tough as hell.
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    • Have you seen Emus?! They're the last remnants of Dinosaurs on earth. They could take more bullets than your average simp! And thousands at the same time, even the Bob semple tank could help
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    • The confederacy lost to those birds so hard it doesn’t exist anymore
      BIindboy 2 jul
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    • what happened to the confederacy ?
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    • Fucking losers
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    • Where the rest of America?
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    • I’m pretty sure China won, but there weren’t enough birds to eat bugs causing a famine. Then they had to import birds in so their crops wouldn’t all get eaten.
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    • China wanted to k*ll all the sparrows because they were eating people’s grain so they payed people to k*ll them. The sparrows kept locust away so when china got rid of them a swarm of locust caused a famine leading to many deaths
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    • Getting the shit kicked out of you by a big ass bird probably hurts. They do those combo kicks too.
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    • My brethren are too strong to fall to a Chinese or Australian sword. Godspeed, brothers.
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    • Whats 2 jul
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    • This is false. Although the military lost Australia ultimately won because the government offered bounties on Emus certain amount of dollars per head after that the Emu population suffered a decline what the government wanted
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    • Kinda like how many genders there are
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    • Ya alstraila had a armed truck with a macine gun and 15 armed guys 4 of them died and then they were like na better not piss them off
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    • Every war against birds the people have lost
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    • Lmfaooo Australia did it cuz it’s in the sky with the birds
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    • The missing places are the ones that fought against birds and won but at a terrible cost
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    • The astrulians declared defeat with the emu war
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    • Hahaha the Australians had to declare defeat because the emus were too fast. They even mounted an mg on a truck and chased them down but it never worked out quite well
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    • Fuck Morocco, all my homies hate Morocco
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    • Half of the US:
      ZladeZek 6 jul
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    • Tf happened to the usa
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    • UT Austin went to war with the grackles and won
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    • The chunks missing are probably just censored watermarks
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    • Yeah Australia lost a lot of men in the Emu War. It sounds funny but I’m dead serious.
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    • In America, we have government anti map birds. They fly around and cause you to chart inaccurate maps. Spain was just a training exercise.
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    • This movie was the best
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    • What the fuck is wrong with this map
      Key3621 5 jul
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    • USA USA USA USA!!!! IT'S GONE!
      Navve 5 jul
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    • Fuckin magpie bastards
      oldman81 5 jul
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    • Russia?
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    • Its weird how we never learned anything about Australia in World History in high school. I would have loved to learn about the idiot who decided to fight a bunch birds and lost.
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    • The reaction image on the top isn't the right scene of those lines
      Cladan 5 jul
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    • Wtf happened to all of central and southeast US? And half of Spain and Portugal? And the entire providence of Vladivostock? And Morroco and Algeria? Guess non of those places exist
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    • The US didn't declare "war" on birds but we had a big attempt at removing Sterlings (I think it was those) and totally failed
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    • God I love this format
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    • USA I’m sure is close to declaring against the Canada goose
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    • I have several questions
      jclancy 4 jul
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    • The map is a message men, we march at dawn!
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    • Ok but think about it. That means that no country has ever won a war against birds
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    • If I had a Gender for every country that declared war on Birds...
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    • Ah Emu war, lost alot of great men that day
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    • Nice
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    • Whited over the watermark lmao
      TheRegu 4 jul
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    • If I had a nickel for everytime a girl told me my shoulders were nice to put her head on, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
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    • So what does white represent?
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    • “If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds, it would face any army in the world. They could face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks.” Major G.P.W. Meredith, Royal Australian Artillery, Australian Army.
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