• kit
Just remembered... woke up In the middle of the night with a glant
monster with a black body I couldn't see what the body shape was
like with a golden deer head and red eyes in the corner of the room
staring at me. AllI did was ask: "Why are you not handsome? Just for
a change" and went back to sleep,
Itwas probably sleep paralysis. It happens 4 times a month on
average, I ust ignore it and go back to sleep.
kiteumahou
'Aww, He doesn't look so scary.
Th vine pote
He ls a scammer. Trying to make you draw him for tree.
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    • Demon: *stoic face, soft sniffle* bitch. *is gone*
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    • The Demon: My mom said I’m handsome...
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    • so you spoke when you were paralyzed? hows that work?
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    • I had ongoing nightmares for a while when I was a preteen of this black shadowy figure getting closer and closer to my bed the dreams stopped when he was finally in my bed. The next night my step brother started moles ting me. And I always wonder if maybe something was trying to warn me.
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    • The demon immediately after:
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    • Literally had the most horrific dream last night. I watched a scientist making a documentary, but it involved blending an old man in a dirty bathtub and making random chemical reactions go off inside of dying preteen children. Don’t remember what the documentary was about.
      KaiSatou 29 jul
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    • The demon when it returned to its world:
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    • If you don’t apologize rn
      nitwitty 29 jul
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    • Okay but didn’t this guy say that this happens or happened to him 4 times a month? I think he pissed it off.
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    • I need me a trap bf with a fat fucking chode
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    • I keep having a dream of getting transformed into a demon will a voice saying you can't run from this
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    • DwightKurtSchrutethe3rd
      Bitch, that's Cernunnos, Celtic God of the Hunt
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    • I saw something like that except instead of a deer head it was a pig head and the mf was arched over me, dude was probably at least 10 feet tall and built like an enderman
      Keidran 30 jul
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    • I had a dream once that still sticks with me, in the dream I was browsing my phone and I came across a picture of a bunch of faces stitched together so I freaked out and closed out of the app and went to a different one, the entire feed on that app was just that same picture over and over...
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    • Last night I had a dream where I was in a bed and my vision went black then I felt like I was falling. A few seconds later I stopped falling and the face of creature appeared and the closest description I can give is something looks like Venom and it said to me “This is your final warning.”
      Doc_R_6_S 30 jul
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    • Had a dream like this once except there was no mask. Just red eyes staring at me for a couple minutes. Then a dogs head peered around the corner of a door with the same black body and red eyes, and I woke up. Only happened once, and its stuck in my head for 6 or 7 years now. Probably nothing to bad.
      Doppio 29 jul
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    • FEAR
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    • Dude all yall are pranking me or some shit. I haven't dreamt in fucking forever and anytime I ask for an explanation, I get oddly no replies or likes. Any other subject and its lightning fast
      Mordec00L 30 jul
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    • Hey giys got a real brain racker here... A while ago i watched an animated horror video on YouTube and now i cant find it... It is about this lady driving in the middle of the night, seeing a hitchhiker she stops but then decides its a bad idea, then continues on to find a motel to stay the night
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    • Apparently I mumble in my sleep, and a buddy that was staying over said I kept saying "Chibaufe" in my sleep over and over. Something about the name feels wrong, almost forbiden to me. Its creepy
      Ruinous 29 jul
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    • Last night I had a nightmare where I was on an airplane when I looked out the window and saw nothing but darkness. It was a lucid dream so I assumed that I was dreaming of being on an airplane at night. Then I felt something cold touch my foot. I bent down to see what it was. (1/2)
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    • When I was about 25, I dreamt I woke up to find I was sleeping next to a large black puma. I patted its coarse black fur and went back to sleep. I think it was my spirit animal.
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    • Am I the only one who has never had sleep paralysis?
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    • Nah that’s a fucking skinwalker.
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    • Worst nightmare I have ever had was a tall lanky black monster but it looked humanoid. It kept charging at me and when id blink hed be forced back to my door. Every time he looked at me, my muscles would clench and tighten but my eyes were forced open. I have no idea how many times i "reset" him 1/2
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    • My nightmare demon I've named the Coal Man. Hes over 6 feet tall, his eyes are dimly smoldering coals, he only talks iambic heptameter (I had no idea it was it's own thing until i looked it up a few years ago), his skin is the texture of lava rock, and he smells of burnt blood..
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    • That’s a freaking cheap wendigo. Literally looked at a random ass Native American story that you thought no one knew to create your story. Except everyone knows the wendigo
      Twar 29 jul
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    • Yucky, look at that demon.
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    • Worst nightmare i had was i was in my bedroom,i looked in the hallway and saw a huge old man with black eyes crouched down staring at me(1/2)
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    • The worst nightmare I've had was that I was walking up my staircase from the basement, and as I turn the corner into the kitchen, my perspective just zooms in and goes tunnel vision into a crack between the blinds to the backyard sliding door onto the facr of a tall 1/2
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    • Yo, thats a Vessel
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    • I dreamt frequently as a kid about butchering my dogs with an axe because a man hanging from a vent in my room (which does not exist) asked me to. I still get shaky (inside) thinking about them today
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    • I'm 99% sure I was awake for this one. I had just had knee surgery and was staying in a hotel because we lived so far away. I woke up in the middle of the night and became suddenly aware of a silhouette standing by the bathroom counter maybe 6ft or more away. I had never had an experience like...
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    • I have sleep paralysis and the worst dream iv had was of a doctor removing various parts of my body including my left eye I felt the pain and the cold steal as he cut into me. I felt his fingers grab onto my eye and the vison leave my left eye as I staring at my eye I wake up finally
      Branedo 31 jul
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    • I love how everyone is commenting about their weird and scary dreams that they've had, but the only dream I can think of rn is one where there was a huge brown bear that pulled a pair of undies out of a refrigerator at my uncles house🙃
      Beene 30 jul
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    • Worst demon dream I had, I was in this regal dining room lit only by a fireplace, and I was sat in this darkwood chair at a long darkwood table. The silverware was filled with raw flesh, across me was a pallid man in a white suit. His eyes were like embers, his teeth bloodstained, hair slicked 1/2
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    • I have only had one experience like this and I remember it was when I had a Darth Vader tent in my bedroom when I was a kid, I woke up in the middle of the night to see this tall silhouette of a skinny thing that had antlers like a deer and long claws it was way before I had even learned what a
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    • Had an ongoing nightmare, happened over the course of a few months. Several times, to a point where I wrote down every detail. After explaining it to one of my good friends, she said it sounds like a pagan thing. Well, looked into some of the shit my buddies and I got into, and it all lined up (1/2)
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    • Before covid happened my sleep paralysis demon had a plague doctor mask on
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    • Last dream I had was of my old boss, who'd sent me a video with him stating "this is what you get for calling me gay all those times" and then intently sucking his fingers for 20 minutes.
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    • Everybody is always talking about sleep paralysis and how scary it is I’m just glad I never had to deal with it
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    • I've only encountered one fucking Demon in a dream but it was fucking wacky. So I fall asleep, dream starts and there's just this fucking void looking guy in my doorway. He's about 6'5 and lanky af. Can't make anything else out, instead of any visible features there was just a wavy black void where
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    • What kinda sleep paralysis allows y’all to talk fr? And how do I get it cuz all I can do when I get that shit is breathe and open my eyes. Can’t move shit and I have to just watch whatever my brain conjures and pray that it’s just my imagination
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    • My first ever sleep paralysis experience was weird, if I had to describe the demon it was like a human, except it had super long arms and legs- pale too. But its torso didn't exist, it was just this fuzzy void where arms and legs came out of. 1/2
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    • I have night terrors and sleep paralysis, one of my recent ones I was “visited” by a something that took souls to the underground and told me I was lucky because there is only a couple of them and he chose to visit me. Looked it up and found out it’s an old Chinese legend
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    • I was living in my sister's basement a while back, and I got sleep paralysis (normally I can't open my eyes but they were slightly open). I saw my sister walk past me and grab something, then leave (she was pregnant and I identified her by the baby bump). 1/2
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    • Looks a bit like the beast from Over The Garden Wall
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    • Please apologize to Maricha next time he visits
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    • Had a dream last night where I was some kind of soldier during a raid but I'm not sure if we were just wearing the warhammer 40k hats or were actually warhammer soldiers,anyway me and from what I saw billions upon billions of other soldiers were climbing these massive stone towers bigger than -conti
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    • I have had sleep paralysis once. I believe so. I don't remember the dream before it, but something was forcing me awake. and I could not move. I was able to twitch and spasm, so that's what I did while trying to lift my head and see this creature that I could feel in the room with me. 1/2
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    • Dm me to hear about the last nightmare I had.
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    • Do you think he left and was just like “well that was fucking rude...”
      asscrust 29 jul
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    • Yeah but, imagine being a demon and going to haunt someone and they are just like “Thank you for showing up...”
      Lebian 29 jul
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    • Ohhhh shiiiiit
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    • I had a dream where there was this man telling me about his wife and then i was in the memory. His wife had black wings and she put her fallen feathers around his neck. This is the only part i remember after that but she had kids and she was holding some of them ( i think 3) continue in reply area..
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    • The demon is simping for those man cheeks, keeps coming back even though he got called ugly.
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    • Oh I got some good nightmares, DM for them cause I don’t want to type them all out rn
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    • At about 3am, I saw a figure wearing a white veil covering its head in my kitchen. When I entered the kitchen, my husband was there. The next day he said he has no memory being in the kitchen because he went to sleep before midnight.
      DocKitten 30 jul
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    • Anyone ever get attacked in a dream, like a dog biteing your arm and trying to tear it off, so you wake up from the shock but you feel that body part spazzing out like you really being assulted in your bed at 3 in the morning.
      Muzi 30 jul
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    • Why can’t there be cool mythical shit in the world? It’s boring af
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    • The scariest dream I ever had was because I was watching some did you know type show and they talked about walking fish. I ended up waking up 30 or so minutes after going to sleep and I was convinced there was a walking fish on my pillow trying to get in my hair. It was odd to say the least.
      LadyVenus 30 jul
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    • You know who else insults her inner demons?
      TooSweet 30 jul
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    • Demon be like “I come in my fanciest gold deer mask to flex and she has the GALL”
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    • I had sleep paralysis like 2 times ever and it was just me not being able to move and I probably shouldn’t be wishing for a sleep paralysis demon or whatever but just one would be neat I think terrifying but neat
      Aaron0514 30 jul
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    • So I haven’t had sleep paralysis but I had this dream that occurred every time I moved a reaper looking thing coming to my room but I was viewing from where the reaper was and then one time it showed up again since we moved it cut my head in half and I screamed in my dream head in half hasn’t 1/2
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    • My sleep paralysis demon enters my dreams and my room
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    • I've had a similar dream. My mom and my grandma and my great grandma. All had the same dream of the exact same figure. A devilish person in a suit with white hair and flaming red eyes. I've had the same dream and I've asked them all what it means they just say it's the devil keeping watch over us
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    • Been having vivid, horrific dreams about death and torture recently like why and wtf does it mean??
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    • I wanna pet him 😭
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    • Put the sad kitty eyes on it
      Glowing 30 jul
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    • Ive told a demon to knock it tf off with slamming my kitchen cabinet doors and drawers. Knocking shit out of them and off the counter. I was trying to sleep and got pissed. It quit after I told it off.
      NGAudio 30 jul
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    • I use to have the same type of nightmare were I was always being grabbed by my ankles by someone idk. I would try to scream so someone can wake me up. When I moved out my bf experienced this n thank God I warned him to plz wake me up cus this is a new responsibility when having me🤣
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    • I was in a somewhat paralysed state and looked up at the demon that I can’t really fucking remember and just said “hot” before just going back to the darkness
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    • Wait, 4 times a month? I've had sleep paralysis exactly once in my life and I hope it never happens again.
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    • I don’t even get sleep paralysis demons anymore...
      LazyTitan 29 jul
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    • I’m just saying.. that looks more like the face of a lion from the lion king than a deer
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    • More fucking cringe, what happened to you iFunny
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    • Aww, I think he was plenty handsome
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    • Once I woke up and saw a demon it was like black smoke with white eyes
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    • However I did have this one nightmare. I was watching TV, noticed people in the background, the two main people oddly stopped talking and then just walked off. A black figure in the distance reached out (not out of the tv) and I found myself paralyzed
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    • Ok but seriously. Sleep paralysis demons are just advanced lucid creatures due to your mind dreaming whilst your eyes are awake
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    • Do yall ever wonder if sleep paralysis demons are actual demons?
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    • I have a shadow that sits on my dresser and watches me sleep
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    • Elias, where you at fam?
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    • Imagine angels and demons telling stories about humans who thought themselves so beautiful they considered the gods ugly
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    • Well thank God I dont have sleep paralysis, all these stories creepy
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    • I learned to control it so I can see what ever I want
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    • i once dreamt i was sent into a reform camp in China. shit was wack
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    • That’s a Wendigo
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    • Every night I have the exact same dream, I’m sleeping in my room but my eyelids are see through. Then something appears in the side of my room a tall man with a pure white toddler skull for a head. I sit up, still looking through my eyelids and I say, “you’ve really grown, haven’t you?”
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    • Us that Louis from beastars
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    • I've only ever seen a sleep paralysis demon once, my ex and I were sleeping at her friends house, she was in my arms asleep and I went into sleep paralysis, on the right there was something, but it was spazzing like how you see in horror movies, limbs twitching and contorting, truly disturbing
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    • I had a dream where I was being chased by a wolf and this guy tied it up with a red rope before it can get to me. And then for some reason I asked him are you Michael? Then I woke up
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