• king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in alabryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!
the minotaur, born like a day ago:
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    • That story is fucked. So the king didn't sacrifice his best bull to Zeus so Zeus made his wife fall in love with the cow and fuck it to make the Minotaur
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    • Maybe it's because he was still upset about being cucked by a bull
      XJX_ 8 aug
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    • A bull fucked his wife, I understand why he’s angry
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    • I bet the minotaur was cute as a baby tbh.
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    • The Greek gods where dicks In mythology people either got fucked by zeuz or fucked over in life by another like being turned into a spider
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    • Dude got cucked by a bull cause he didn't sacrifice it lmao
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    • Minos: "build a labyrinth to trap my wife's son in." Daedalus: "trap who the what now?"
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    • Tbf, seeing that on the body of a baby would be creepy as hell.
      smiteis 8 aug
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    • My screen has a crack in it directly along the center of the M in minos and minotaur so I was really confused about who king rhinos and the rhinotaur were there for a moment.
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    • imagine raising it as your own just to spite zeus, then later, it rad bad Chad that happens to be a well educated lad general who armys around the known world are in fear of for his intelligence and strength
      Kelzedek 8 aug
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    • That’s a Highland calf for those wondering
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    • Are there stories where the greek gods did anything purely good with out external motivation?
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    • To be fair, seeing your wife give birth to a cow person hybrid would be pretty upsetting
      R1SEN_ 8 aug
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    • Cute
      Marsonin 7 aug
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    • It’d be hilarious to see a baby cow head on an infant baby
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    • I would like that cow.
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    • It’s adorable
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    • TL;DR King Minos hated furries, thanks for feature #8
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    • Imagine a reverse Minotaur, like a horse with human legs. I think that would be pretty cool
      Azazell 8 aug
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    • Blep
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    • Awe he's giving his first Roman salute
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      Clincots 8 aug
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    • Awwww so cute and fluffy
      MemeSir 8 aug
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    • Nothing do due with the cuteness up above, but I just saw a TikTok add on this app. It’s like a having a McDonald add in Burgerkings
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    • He was just another furry hater.
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    • Daw... I’d adopt him
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    • Real talk, baby cows are so cute 🥺
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    • I drew this picture
      doglette 8 aug
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    • So if a minitar fucked a mermaid...
      Fritzor 8 aug
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    • But its so damn cute.
      JLFunny 8 aug
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    • A baby minotaur would be a cool pet to raise
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    • That is an adorable baby cow
      Tyler71c 26 aug
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    • Oh that’s so funny that I saw this. I was just telling my Bf that the song black Betty always reminded me of this story and I have no fuckin clue why
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    • Unpopular question- Is the Minotaur a furry?
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    • Hooves
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    • Mini minotaur
      N8rtots 10 aug
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    • Dude wouldn’t have a monster in his labyrinth if he woulda just raised him as his son
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    • A good boi.
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    • I see veil
      wildeyinc 10 aug
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    • That's a Scottish Highland calf, I raised them growing up
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    • Moo moo :)
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    • AWWWWWWW!!!
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    • THESE ARE HIGHLAND COWS!! They are so cute and fluffy!!
      haynnahh 9 aug
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    • Zeus is kinky
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    • Nigga is it so hard to love a living being? Like wtf, can't this guy just like the minotaur? He's cool af
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    • Well bro did just find out his wife got her cheeks shredded by Big Red
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    • Awww
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    • Pat
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    • Blep
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    • Pretty sure the minotaur came out fully grown
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    • Imagine your mom and dad are minotaur's and you are born a horse
      _Atolad_ 8 aug
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    • Medusa was a handmaiden of athena until posiden r @ ped her in athena’s temple, athena turned her into medusa as punishment for being r @ ped
      Splopur 8 aug
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    • Did you know that Ethiopia is a greek word meaning “Land of burnt faces”
      Splopur 8 aug
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    • Smol baybee
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    • Highland cows are simply the most adorable cows ever.
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    • Someone fucked a cow that's why
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    • Minotaurs are my favorite mythological creature above even leviathans. You're stuck in a maze with dim torchlight, you hear loud pounding against stone, a scream, then a meaty crunch. As you quietly turn the corner, there it is. Quietly chewing on a ruined corpse, and it's red eyes meet yours. Badas
      XAIE 8 aug
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    • Get the tartar sauce
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    • Ah. No! He's so cute tho
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    • Tobuscus
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    • Poor minotaur was innocent in all that and now he's a minor villain in rpgs
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    • His wife fucked a cow
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    • It was full formed
      wizard91 8 aug
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    • Imagine the Minotaur getting raised at Geryon's farm.
      ghara764 8 aug
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    • Aw
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    • I remember one time my teacher was just having us one by one watching a Greek history video, turns out the last kid forgot to press pause until it auto played to the next video so I was watching the video about minotaurs instead of whatever we were supposed to watch so I was Lost the entire lesson
      punnup 8 aug
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    • People really do be hating things just because it's unfamiliar
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    • Wait... so Minos, does that mean Minotaur doesn’t translate to bull man or what ever?
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    • Tiny minotaur
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    • I mean, he shouldve kept the minotaur on his good side. Think of how big a flex it would be to say the minotaur was your son.....like gawdayum
      NEMIS1S 8 aug
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    • If I'm not mistaken it's the Minotaur's Labyrinth that is the original labyrinth and it's from there that the word itself comes from, right?
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    • Should have just sacrificed the bull like you said, on that note fuck Greek gods, Kratos lets do this thing
      Gamer_69 8 aug
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    • fucking zeus man.
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    • He’s not talking about the top half of not the huuuge cock that guy is packing
      yoan999 8 aug
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    • Mini-taur-taur tiny mini-taur-taur little mini-taur-tuar mini mini-taur-taur!
      Xatike 8 aug
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    • He died btw
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    • It’s so cute 🥺
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    • To be fair his wife gave birth to a cow man
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    • Think we’re making the mass oversight on HOW THE FUCK DID A GREEK WOMAN FUCK A BULL AND NOT DIE FUCKIN I MEAN AN AVERAGE ANCIENT GREEK WAS FUCKIN TINY AND A BULL IS A MASSIVE FUCKER WITH A MASSIVE FUCKIN DICK SHIT DONT MAKE SENSE
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    • Yeah but imagine seeing that covered in blood and afterbirth. Then you'd get a better picture of what he had to deal with.
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    • Why didn't he use the minotaur to his advantage
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    • You just reminded me that the king was named MINOS... in the tale of the MINOtaur. This is a fucking ancient greek pun and I hate it
      Abedias 8 aug
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    • It's floofy!!!!!!
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    • Bitch took a fucking Bull cock like nothing
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    • MINOTAUR TAUR TINY MINOTAUR TAUR LITTLE MINOTAUR TAUR MINI MINOTAUR TAUR
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    • More like the horse things from Sorry to Bother You
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    • Zeus fucked and fucked over
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    • Can I stop seeing these dumbass opra ads
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    • My mom and calls them Moo dogs if any one wanted to know
      Kirbed 8 aug
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    • It’s mostly just because his wife fucked a bull
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    • Tim Tim plays for days in the maze
      CoinMan 8 aug
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    • I don’t understand this but that cow is cute
      Setsu 8 aug
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    • BABY!!!!
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    • Hi
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    • In fairness, if thos cute ass baby cow plopped out of my wife's pussy, I would be pretty freaked out too.
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    • how do yall pronounce it. do you say Mine a tor or min a tor
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    • cowe
      MintMT 8 aug
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