When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they
witnessed it firsthand
VARDS
INDIANAPOLIS
phantom_g phantom_g
24 dec 2020
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they witnessed it firsthand VARDS INDIANAPOLIS
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants."
Restaurant owners:
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants." Restaurant owners:
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth.
Oh... you do drugs drugs.
When you pull out the weed and she pulls out the meth. Oh... you do drugs drugs.
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
in dad-a-base
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? in dad-a-base
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them
Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
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21 sep 2020
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
blind_storagefull69 blind_storagefull69
14 apr
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Let's see
I what is out there today!
Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
Let's see I what is out there today! Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow
I would like to see the baby.
JmoneyWitDaHoneys JmoneyWitDaHoneys
25 sep 2020
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow I would like to see the baby.
Matryoshkat
How many cats do you
have?
be
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Matryoshkat How many cats do you have? be
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
pickles05
15 apr
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
PICTURE OF LOST CAT
Iffourel call (919) 557
ItsVector ItsVector
23 sep 2020
PICTURE OF LOST CAT Iffourel call (919) 557
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Lost1 Lost1
14 sep 2020
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
Aj1604 Aj1604
10 feb
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
My dog just posts up like he's in the club judging ppl
SpareParts SpareParts
26 sep 2020
My dog just posts up like he's in the club judging ppl
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers
STAAT
Floofiplier Floofiplier
22 sep 2020
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers STAAT
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow
dirtydog69 dirtydog69
2 mar
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow