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    • Girls that treated you badly in school are Karens today
      AcidHead 16 may
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    • If America is such a racist, bigoted, ignorant White trash country, why do millions of people from around the world want to sneak into the US, and why don't "oppressed minorities" go back to wherever they came from?
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    • I let a few people “borrow” my pencils before deciding it wasn’t worth losing all of them to idiots who either stole them or lost them. The people I trusted got pencils though so everyone knew where they stood
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    • People who never brought a pencil are the ones who drive up the fucking shoulder to cut in front of people when the merge was a mile back
      remliel 18 may
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    • Because you little shits would not give them back
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    • Maybe bring your own fucking pencil and don’t try to merge in front of me at the last minute when you know damn well you could’ve easily merged further back
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    • I'll let you merge. Unless the lane is ending and you wait till the last second because you didnt want to wait in traffic
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    • The kid that never had a pencil and always asked for one is the driver the didn't learn to merge and waits til the lane ends and expects you to let them in.
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    • No fuck you, don't mess up the zipper merge you fucking inconsiderate impatient asshole, I'm not letting you merge because it's not your turn.
      Zulupunk 17 may
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    • Most pricks don't give pencils back after borrowing them, so you can merge up your own ass!
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    • “Lane ends in 1 mile” drives to the end and tries to cut in
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    • I mean, if I’ve been in traffic patiently waiting in the left lane and you drive in the right lane past 30 cars. Don’t expect me to let you in. You’re an asshole, wait like the rest of us
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    • I gave pencils away and dont let people merge, i know you saw that "road ending in 2 miles" sign and didn't get over so now you stopping
      acedce 16 may
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    • You know what if your happy ass sees that an exit lane is backed up for a mile and a half and you think I’m gonna let you in because you just drove to the front of the line you’re wrong
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    • Those merging on to the highway DO NOT have the right of way. It is thier own responsiblity to merge at correct speed or to pull over until they are able to join the flow of already moving traffic.
      Epicn8 19 may
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    • Not our job to slow down and do the yielding for you
      _n52_ 18 may
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    • Shoulda merged sooner when you were supposed to
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    • It is nobody’s job to “let” you merge on the highway. I will, but when you try to bully your way in front of me after I let another car in, you are a problem. I’ve also had cars honk at me for not letting them in (driving a semi), cars passing me so I can’t move over, so gas it or slow down buddy.
      Flyboy207 17 may
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    • It because bitches wouldn'tnt give my pencil back
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    • I will die before letting some inconsiderate asshole who gets over at the last second get in front of me.
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    • Sorry u weren’t fucking prepared 🙃
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    • Almost no one let's you merge now. We are all selfish fuck holes who assume the person merging is a totally ass hole and we consider ourselves more valuable. It's our individualistic culture.
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    • It's actually your responsibility to merge when available. The people already on the highway have the right of way. You're lack of preparation isn't their fault in either instance
      dumb1uck 17 may
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    • It’s cuz them cheeky fuckers never give them back, KYLE
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    • I’ll give you a pencil, but its irritating because nobody ever gives the pencil back. Usually the people who can’t bring a fuckin pencil to school aren’t responsible enough to return it.
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    • Bring your own fucking pencil. It’s not that hard. I bet you’re that fucker that asks the same person for a pencil every class period.
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    • If I see you get out of the lane that's staying open just to try to get a few cars ahead, I would rather run into you than let you merge
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    • When there are plenty of spots before me to merge but you race to the end and act like its my fault for you being a dumbass fucking driver
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    • Bitch I didnt give you my pencils in school cause you never gave them back and when you did, you had chewed them up like a dog. Fuck you, I ain't letting you merge
      chuu18 16 may
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    • we all saw that “right lane closed” sign five miles ago. you can be responsible and get over before it’s blocked
      star__ 16 may
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    • The people who asked to borrow a pencil and paper every day in high school are homeless now
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    • You're damn right I won't let you merge when you drive on the shoulder just to try to pass everybody up that has been waiting patiently
      jaleat 16 may
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    • Well it always depends who did t have a pencil, if it’s a good kid who legitimately forgot his stuff that day sure thing but if it’s fucking Kyle who never brings a pencil and is a fucking idiot 11/10 then no, he can suck a dick
      Sp33dy 16 may
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    • That’s because y’all geto idiots wanna steal all my pencils so you caused the normal people not to get one
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    • If I don't let someone borrow a pencil its cuz I know the "borrow" part is a lie.
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    • I wouldn't give you a pencil the third time because you didn't give the previous two back you shithead's
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    • Its not my responsibility to make sure you have a pencil
      Billy817 16 may
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    • Just because you aren’t prepared/don’t know how to drive doesn’t mean I have to accommodate you
      JFuel 16 may
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    • Look if you want merge on to a highway going 25 miles an hour when everyone is doing 80 there's no one to blame but yourself.
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    • Your responsibility to bring a pencil, your responsibility to merge with traffic
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    • Girls that did the “boys go to jupiter to get more stupider” are feminists today.
      BLU3Boi 20 may
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    • People really on here defending asshole driving behavior like it doesn't cause problems. You know damn well people Speed up when they see turn signals to prevent people from merging; and that just leads those people to drive more like an asshole the next day. A chain of shit driving.
      Droughboi 19 may
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    • Because you fuckers never returned my pencils and ask for them every day
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    • Just because you failed to prepare doesn’t mean I should give a shit. You should merge as soon as you get the chance not when the lane fucking ends
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    • I can’t trust people with my pencils they never give them back and then I’m all out of pencils!
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    • The kids who didnt have pencils have a had time holding a job now due to lack of responsibility
      Hickey320 18 may
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    • The kids who never had pencils are the slow asses that decide to try to pass you after you get in front of them for going slow
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    • I shared my pencils but maybe you should SPEED UP TO THE SPEED OF THE HIGHWAY IF YOU WANT TO MERGE. Fuckers that need help merging are the kids that asked to read when they didn’t know how to. Making everyone slow down for them and causing a jam.
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    • I used to let people borrow pencils a lot, but then I started to never get them back, and when I stopped people got angry
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    • “Is your blinker on? Then fuck you.” Is my mentality
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    • Merging is a one mans job, if you didn’t match the speed of traffic going up the on ramp the fault is your own. Failure to properly merge is the cause of the majority of traffic jams.
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    • Man get your own pencil and either speed up or slow down you don't need to be right next to me. It's not my problem if you need to merge.
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    • People who needed to borrow pencils every day are dead now
      GothStan 17 may
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    • I get common courtesy while driving, but I think a lot of these commenters are forgetting that going on a highway YOU have to merge, not the people already on the highway.
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    • People who breakcheck are almost as retarded
      Chilaye 17 may
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    • Well maybe if your bitch ass didn’t steal the last three and never return them I would have lent them
      Drawhak 17 may
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    • My mom worked her ass off but still didn’t have the money to constantly buy me pencils so what makes you think she can buy one for someone who was probably just too dumb or too lazy to bring their own? I would walk around and look for discarded pencils just so I didn’t have to ask anybody for one.
      nicebitch 17 may
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    • Probably bc you went zooming by a bunch of cars stuck in traffic and are trying to get over as soon as the merge lane ends
      samtods 17 may
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    • Ur bitch ass knew you would need a pencil just like you knew you needed to get over ....
      SMS222 17 may
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    • They'll quickly pull out in front of you and cut you off to go slower than what you were going
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    • People who had sharpeners for their crayons are wasting all their money on Fortnite now
      Jaizo 17 may
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    • Because the people would take my dame pencils and not give it back, fuck you I want that's it and your not getting it
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    • I don't let anyone borrow my pencil because every time I do y'all broke asses steal them.
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    • I used to let ppl borrow pencils but never gottem back
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    • This is why society does not progress towards peace.
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    • Tried passing a Silverado today and it tried racing me
      JimBu 17 may
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    • Oh I'm sorry you have repeatedly not been prepared
      igotadog 17 may
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    • Im the kid who always has a shit ton of pencils and lets anyone borrow them. I just make sure I get them back though sometimes I let people keep them
      KyKy 17 may
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    • I didn’t give pencils because i bought the high quality shit and people stole them or bit parts off
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    • People who don’t bring their pencils to class merge on the highway at 40 mph
      SandNegro 17 may
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    • The ones needing the pencil are the same ones that don’t know what a blinker is.
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    • The ones who asked for pencils don’t have cars
      L26FTW 16 may
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    • Always gave pencils, hardly ever let anyone in
      _Whatup_ 16 may
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    • That’s why you get the one with the mounted .50 cal.
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    • Letting someone merge on the highway is fine. But if we're on a normal street, and you wait all the way until the end of the road where there's construction to try to merge, I will kill us both before I let you in
      xfamous_ 16 may
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    • Yall do realize merging people do not have the right of way right?
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    • If you’re the kind of person that skips past the entire line of people when a lame is closing ahead and doesn’t merge till the last second, then you don’t deserve to be let in. You’re literally just making the merge take longer by being an inconsiderate asshole
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    • I never liked to share because people never ever return it
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    • Sorry I didn’t let you use my belongings because you can’t remember to come prepared
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    • YOU SAW THOSE “LEFT LANE ENDS” SIGNS TWO MILES AGO JUST LIKE THE REST OF US KAREN!
      brmjones 16 may
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    • Maybe if you used your blinker people would know you wanted to merge...
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    • They never bring a pencil and always disappear with mine, then ask again the next day
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    • No, I won’t let you merge. You seen the fucking lane closed sign 2 miles back the same time I did. Yo ass ain’t special, not my fault you didn’t want to merge like a jackass 🤷🏽‍♂️
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    • Then don't wait until the very end of the lane to merge in, shit head.
      Rulford 16 may
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    • kids who had kids when they were kids are crackheads now
      ATexanGuy 16 may
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    • I don’t give a shit who you are, but when a lane merges, all you do, is fucking a l t e r n a t e cars, I don’t give a shit if it’s a truck with a trailer, 1 to fucking 1
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    • I pRoMiSe i’Ll giVe iT bAcK
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    • I don’t give out pencils to people who won’t return them
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    • People think that since I’m a quiet kid I have a bag of pencils in my backpack like bitch no I bring one and manage not to fucking lose it crazy
      cakesulli 16 may
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    • This past weekend a dude on the interstate behind me in the left lane (without a single ounce of signal) went all the way to the right lane (cutting off two people) and then came all the way back (cutting off two more people including me) and merged in front of me
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    • The Hot girls are all busted and have 3 kids and 2 baby daddies
      Mrgrymz 16 may
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    • This one bitch opened my shit when I went to turn something in and stole my pencil. She then proceeded to act like the pencil she was using was hers. I stole it back
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    • I was one of the people who don’t share pens. I never got them back the same, and I was like “We’re gonna be in school for 13 years, 7 days a week. Get with the program.”
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    • Kids who always needed your shit in school are assholes in regular life now
      benh1123 16 may
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    • I found that women are the ones that are the meanest drivers. Truck drivers usually yield.
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    • Depends on the situation. If you're coming off the ramp, I'll let you in. But if you cut to the front of a line of cars and then want in, sorry.
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    • I don’t give people my pencils because they always end up steeling them
      AmazingV 16 may
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    • Those people need to get in an accident
      Ianmci 16 may
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