• Kids when they havea good comeback to their parent's ullshit
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    • It doesn't matter how good the comeback/point is when they refuse to listen.
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    • *logical argument with sound reasoning, questioning disciplinary action* parents: "are you back-talking me"
      steel10k 10 aug
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    • Sometimes it’s worth it though. Sometimes
      Fritzor 10 aug
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    • Yet they'll always hit you with the "I gave birth to you" or "I gave you food, shelter, and water" cards
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    • When i was 14 in the grocery store with my bio-trash mother, she screamed down aisle at me "ARE YOU COMING!!!!" and I responded with "naw, im just breathing hard." That was 20 years ago and I still laugh thinking about her running out of breath trying to beat me. Dumb bitch.
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    • Fact: The best way to get rid of your parents is to tell them that Sharks are smooth and the truth will terrify them
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    • The other day my mom and her gf were making fun of me for being flat chested and my mom decided to flash my whole tit to her gf to show how small they were and I felt violated and since my arms were being held down and her arm was right in my face I decided to bite her and she yelled at me and said
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    • I got thrown out by my mom today for the 20th time bc she thinks that just because she’s my parent she can mistreat and abuse me all my life. She is the reason I have a fear of women and my parents divorce. Not that she’ll ever read this but, eat shit mom you’ll be lucky to hear from me ever again!
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    • I talked back to my mom ONCE and she slapped me so hard I could only see tv static for 30 seconds
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    • I never used to talk back to my father. I’d agree with him, sugarcoat things, because I’m terrified of being yelled at. I’m 19 and just came home from a 3 month study abroad, 3 months free of his bullshit. I stand up to him now, and he never knows what to say when I do
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    • When covid started, my mom, stepdad and I all started working from home. Well, one day, right before mom gets off work, a coworker ticks her off in a meeting. She then started to take her anger at her coworker out on me and my stepdad even though we had absolutely nothing to do with it 1/2
      alhu 10 aug
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    • Especially when you have black parents
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    • That’s what happens when you beat your kids. They don’t try to communicate with you anymore
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    • My parents don’t beet me instead they victimize me and make me look like I’m the bad guy and litterally ghasp as what I say sooo yeah there’s that
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    • See my parents gave me permission once to say a comeback without being slapped or whooped it was a once in a life time chance and I took it. It was the best day of my life so far
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    • "Stop being such a smart ass" "would you prefer I dumb it down so you can understand better"
      beefucker 10 aug
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    • Stab them to assert dominance
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    • IF YA DONT EAT YOUR MEAT HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING HOW CAN YOU HAVE YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DONT YEAT YA MEAT!
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    • One time I pissed my mom off by forgetting to take out the trash or something. That night I asked her where my SS card was because I needed it to apply for drivers permit. She didn’t know where it was but tried to down play it by saying “you’re not getting your license till you show some...”
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    • Stick bug
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    • You just have to stare at them
      Pastell 10 aug
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    • I don't really hold back when it comes to my parents BS, I just tell them straight up when they're acting like idiots. They don't even ger mad half the time because they see the truth and the other half, I get to see their backhand.
      DocPhil 10 aug
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    • Nah my mom cant say anything to me. I didnt see my dad for 7/9 years. I missed his funeral. All bc of her. Our relationship is so fractured that I call her "dude" and she just gave up on trying to correct me bc she knows i dont see her as my mother anymore. We talk but not about important stuff. 1/2
      Spookycat 10 aug
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    • “I might be 10 years old but I’ll still beat your ass.”
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    • Bruh, if your parents hit you, commit murder
      Cornbred 10 aug
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    • Its funny because when my mom gets backed into a corner she refuses to accept that I'm right and just says "because I'm your motha!" but we both know I won
      cyntax 10 aug
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    • One time I was having a conversation with my dad and he told me “name one thing I haven’t gone through with.” And I thought “your marriage with my mom.” I wanted to say it so bad but I didn’t
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    • Ass kciking is temporary the clap back is forever
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    • I’m just done arguing with people now, except on the internet
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    • And they play the "I gave birth to you" or "I carried you in my stomach for 9 month" well who's fault was that
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    • Mine pulls the "I went through 37 hours with no drugs for you" card all the time xD
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    • That’s what separates the bitches from the men. Speak your mind!
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    • (1/2) We got our driveway sealed and my dad moved his truck and my mom's car back on it into the turnout next to the garage door, with my car was on the end. My sister's car is in front of the garage door blocking us in. My dad says "We could fit 4 cars if you knew how to park".
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    • A few years back i was on Merritt island, Florida and went to this seafood restaurant right off the ocean, had mahi mahi, bacon wrapped scallops and some shark kabbabs. We had to wait on the shark bc they catch everything and cook it right there. Actually got to watch the dude clean the shark i
      Zeguner 10 aug
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    • So many cringe kids who think they know better in here
      Proc 10 aug
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    • I say it and accept the whoopin’. Ain’t letting nobody slide
      DorkJr 10 aug
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    • I used to live with my aunt and we were talking about me getting a job at 15 to pay my own phone bill cause I was becoming a grown man whilst we were talking she interrupted me and said take the trash out a 12:00 a.m but I put it next to my door to do in the morning she said no and I said why not1/2
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    • I usually hold it in but then they always say something frustrating afterwards and it always makes me just say it
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    • Yeah ill keep my mouth shut but sometimes i don't and my parents say i have no filter
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    • Parents when they want to beat their ungrateful kids but DONT hit their kids
      matct88 10 aug
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    • "That's why dad left"
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    • This was me for the longest time, but I didn’t know my mom was emotionally abusing me until my dad started to point it out(they’re divorced). It’s been 4 years, but I’ve finally started to stand up for myself, and all of a sudden I’m not as depressed
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    • Man if I clap back a good one my parents will just say "that was pretty good. You win this round." But i also haven't been lectured by my parents in a decade
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    • No you say it and take the ass beating. Builds character
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    • its my birthday todays guys
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    • Just let it loose fam, if you're gonna get hit with the "I gave birth to you" anyways then say it for personal satisfaction
      jpruzi 10 aug
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    • My mom said “Why do you do that with your hair? Are you a child” and I replied “I don’t know let me ask your doll collection!” And that made her laugh for a bit.
      TCshifter 10 aug
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    • That’s why my moma dead
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    • Worth it i yell as they beat my ass
      mistadrew 10 aug
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    • The parents are just retards then
      MangaCaps 10 aug
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    • My dad keeps getting on me for getting mad at videogames. I'm not even yelling or cussing. I'm just complaining like everyone else does. It's become kind of a habit. Just kinda happens on reaction. Anyways, I told him that habits takes 10 weeks to break (1/2)
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    • Did this today. I got sick n tired of being slapped n hit so I had a small clap back
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    • My parents hella chill we all make fun of each other without getting my ass whooped
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    • I told my mom that my sister was being stupid and she replied with “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” and I immediately said “well you gave birth to her so I guess it doesn’t” it wasn’t the best comeback but it made me feel powerful
      Capserh 10 aug
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    • I have a lot of good comebacks to say to my parents 🤣
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    • Crawling away bloody and beaten: worth it . . .
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    • “Country roads......”
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    • Say it into a pillow later
      YourGuyCy 10 aug
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    • An 11 year old in time out made this meme.
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    • Kids when they grow up and realize they truly were shit heads and their parents were right.
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    • Leo had the best haircut in that movie
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    • When you grew up with your parents never hitting you but you say it and you see it in they’re eyes that playtimes over
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    • Teaches people not to back talk their boss and possibly lose their jobs... Small sacrifices... Small sacrifices
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    • you guys are entitled as hell there’s no way all of you have shitty parents lmfao
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    • If you hit your kids you're just admitting you're too childish and incapable of handling a situation like the adult you're supposed to be.
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      Azaraxath 10 aug
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    • Everybody Racing through these to slap a first comment I swear
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    • I’m assuming there’s a lot of whitties here. Did ya ever get your asses whooped?
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    • Ight imma go to sleep. Who wants to go to sleep w me rn
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    • When you talk back to your parents the next time, and your mom/dad says “ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME,” all you have to say is “ YES I AM BECAUSE THAT IS HOW A CONVERSATION WORKS!!!”
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    • My mom tells me to speak my mind and then slaps tf out of me when I do
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    • Call cps on the bitch
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    • They say the same thing over and over when I have all these different arguments but they have one thing that they think makes them right and me wrong
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    • No joke my mom once said to mett
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    • I didn't even care I always said that shit and got grounded for like a month but it was worth it
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    • Say it, pain is temporary, roasts are forever
      Swizzzle 13 aug
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    • I’ll count myself lucky that I can make counter arguments with my parents and they actually will listen.
      DuskSeal 12 aug
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    • This picture is funny all by itself if you know what scene he does that in...
      Krutch 12 aug
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    • Shit wouldn't stop me, I knew I was getting my ass whooped either way, so might as well go out with a bang.
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    • All the time when I was a kid lmao
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    • Y? Its illegal to spank your kids on like most of the states, just go to cps, call them up.
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    • Gotta treat your parents like they’re the children sometimes. They get caught up in the parent-child relationship and don’t know how to treat you like a person sometimes
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    • I just say it and take it
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    • Nah. When I was a youngun I never had that kind of restraint. My momma stopped spanking me with a belt after awhile because she found a DirecTV remote to be more expedient due to the increased range. To this day I flinch HARD if someone moves too quickly with the remote.
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    • I told my mom I didnt wanna go to church with her and she stormed into my room yelling "if you disrespect god in this house you can pack up and leave". I was 17 and I straight walked tf outta there and now i live with my dad
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    • Best shutdown I've done "oh sure, my son would love to help with *insert task that no one else in church wants to help this lady with* me: I do? Parents didn't know how to respond. (I had told them plenty beforehand to stop volunteering me for stuff)
      Jokers0n 11 aug
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    • I’ll take a beating if I mad enough
      LaggyIce 11 aug
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    • *their
      Buttons9 11 aug
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    • Remember.. Being right, dosen't make you right.
      Jokerrrrr 11 aug
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    • I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
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    • Ikr
      fnafz 11 aug
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    • I remember about a year ago when my mom was telling me how were not equals and how i was a failure, and I just told her "you're right, cause you dont have a house yet I still allow you to live in mine. Have fun finding your own place"
      UnknownN8 11 aug
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    • Just saw this movie. The Wolf of Wall Street. It was aight
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    • Back when I was a kid, absolutely. But that was before everyone got weak and sensitive.
      ricker53 11 aug
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    • I don’t like how any reply is “smart mouthing” or “talking back”
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    • I dont understand why dumb people are allowed to be parents.
      Saoiirse 11 aug
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    • me: *questions my parents logic or tries to explain myself* my parents: so you have chosen death
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