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    • Get beaned
      CL0NES 13 jan
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    • Some kid in elementary school called our lunch lady rice and she quit and she was the best one so we all beat his ass
      16
    • JeronLewis 13 jan
      8
    • If people are allowed to say “no homo” after they say something gay then I get to say “no racist” after I say the niqqer word
      9 16
    • I'm actually legit half german and Panamanian, sometimes i just wana hear some salsa, then other days i wana fuckin gas chamber some furries
      7 10
    • I'm Mexican-irish so they called me green bean :(
      BriansPhD 14 jan
      6 2
    • My school is mostly hispanics and they call each other rices all the time
      Jloe01 14 jan
      6
    • I'm half Mexican half German. I'm a riceschnitzel and proud of it
      6 2
    • It also would mean your ancestors were probably nazis who fled to South America... bummer haha
      ProperlyCJB 13 jan
      7
    • I stabbed a kid in the hand with a pencil in middle school for calling me a dancing. I got suspended for 2 weeks, but he sure as fuck never said anything racist to me again.
      8 14
    • Lol half German half mexican. Germex
      JarrettL 13 jan
      6 1
    • Public school makes you strong.
      suhbru 13 jan
      6
    • That’s actually funny as hell. 😂😂😂
      5
    • Lies kids in middle school aren't smart enough to come up with that gold
      GiggleDics 13 jan
      5
    • Wearing a sombrero in your profile pic doesn’t help your case either.
      __Monika 13 jan
      5 5
    • Bean me!
      5
    • I'm Belgian and German so that makes me a Waffleschnitzel
      5
    • there's this kid in my french class who we call monsieur bean because his last name is bean and yeah that's it
      felilynn 13 jan
      5
    • You know there are towns in Argentina that are full of Germans.
      5 3
    • We had a guy at my school that was half Mexican half black and we all called him choco taco
      Daddy6669 13 jan
      5 1
    • This nigga eatin 🅱️eans
      Go_For_Morty 13 jan
      5
    • riceschnitzel...damn that’s genius
      Kable71 13 jan
      5
    • I'm half Mexican and German, and my friends could only come up with "Germexican."
      TheJdeezy06 13 jan
      5 1
    • I’m actually Mexican German and they called me germex
      5 1
    • BEAN ME
      PotatoDaily 13 jan
      5
    • Get fucked riceschnitzel
      4
    • damn. middle schoolers were throwing that much heat around?
      4
    • When I was in middle school I got called Dora and a bunch of Mexican slurs and set up with the Latin American kids ... the best part is l, I'm not Mexican, I'm half Arab, half pakistani
      4 1
    • Children are creative with their cruelty
      xadeth1997 13 jan
      4
    • Schnitzel is not german... it’s Austrian. Germans make terrible Schnitzel.
      4 1
    • In a world where each man gets 100 fruits of his choice shoved up his ass, the darkest men shall choose watermelons.
      4 1
    • Who likes 2D girls
      4 1
    • I’m almost pure German and in first grade I had a Mexican friend who almost exclusively called me rice so that was an experience.
      LordMogar 13 jan
      4 1
    • When I told my friends I was part German I was immediately called a nazi
      4 2
    • BEAN ME
      MRpigEH 13 jan
      5
    • “13 year olds are the meanest people in the world,” -John Mulaney
      Mythbuff 13 jan
      4
    • I'm Irish and German so they call me potatokraut
      4 1
    • We had a German Mexican student at out school and we called him Germ-X
      4
    • Children are both very cruel and incredibly creative
      alamandr 13 jan
      4
    • phong1 13 jan
      4
    • Wyatt?
      3
    • Similar thing happened with me. Everyone used to call me Pork and cheese because I’m Portuguese so I told them I was Puertorican and all they did was hide their stuff
      HaloIsntDead 15 jan
      3
    • That's how the mafia works
      3
    • Middle schoolers are the second most ruthless and savage people to ever exist, the first are kindergardeners
      3 1
    • When I was in middle school there was a boy that asked if I shave my toes. But he asked in a really accusing way, as if it’s not normal, so I pretended I didn’t understand what he was saying. So he asked 1,000 more times.
      3 3
    • As a legal rice myself this is funny
      OneToNoFucks 13 jan
      3
    • In high school we called a guy rice. We were coming up with nicknames for our friends, so he told us to call him that. I didn’t realize that it was a racist term for months.
      3
    • Nazi-can
      Coolguyisme 13 jan
      3
    • Their not bullies if their making fun of a Nazi
      3 3
    • BEAN ME
      3
    • My family is Irish. I guess that makes me a potato.
      3
    • RADDA RADDA
      kellyc789 13 jan
      3
    • All the kids at my school (90% Mexican) find rice hilarious, really all Mexican slurs. Like when they do some Mexican ass shit they’re like “that’s so fuckin bean of me”
      3
    • Only way these kids even knew bout schnitzel mean they watches the show chowder
      cullenlabay 13 jan
      3 1
    • Nigga said riceshcnitzel.
      3
    • riceschnitzel oh no my kid is gonna be half spicy half German and now I am gonna call them this
      3
    • ... oh no... I'm Germexican too
      TheDaroach 13 jan
      3
    • JuanPa, TwoPa, ThreePa...
      nenuko 13 jan
      3
    • Middle schoolers are the meanest people in the world
      3
    • No one lies about being half German to avoid bring mocked about their ethnicity. This is so f a k e
      Cactus_Dildo 13 jan
      5 1
    • "yeah, I flick your mom's bean on the regular"
      3
    • My mom looked part Filipino. So they called her filirice.
      str8laced 13 jan
      3 2
    • Can't even get mad at that one
      3
    • Bean me
      2EDGY4MEMES 13 jan
      3
    • Bean me
      Agent_Zephyr 13 jan
      3
    • My Boyfriend always talks about how little kids are mean and this proves his point.
      amanduh_mier 13 jan
      3 2
    • You know if your dating some one with a scat fetish says I have to get it off my chest it has another meaning
      thefbiagency 13 jan
      3 6
    • presetts 13 jan
      3
    • BEAN ME
      Skaapippai 13 jan
      3
    • At least they didn’t call you a nazi
      meh2199 13 jan
      3
    • BEAN ME!
      thwapp 13 jan
      3
    • BEAN ME
      Hol_up 13 jan
      3
    • At least they didn't call you sperman
      sp00ney_luv 13 jan
      3
    • Shut up riceshnitzel
      3
    • I really don't care if i get called wetback, spick, rice, etc. Ive noticed that it's mostly white people that get offended by those words while people of color are like "ha, that's funny kid"
      3 7
    • Lol
      3
    • Should've beannnn more careful
      TabooCorner 13 jan
      3
    • Im full german and i got called Nazi for no reason. Right up until i threw a motherfucker in 11th grade.
      3 5
    • ricekraut
      dvorak 13 jan
      3
    • Apevia 13 jan
      3 1
    • I lived in Southern California as a kid and got made fun of for being white. Crazy world.
      3
    • riceschnitzel is fucking good
      3
    • I’m black so they cal me nigga
      3 1
    • I’m half Irish and half Dutch. I love to drink but I hate to pay for it
      mylife59 13 jan
      3 6
    • BEAN ME!
      3
    • I got called gay and fag a lot Idk why it all started happening after I was caught sucking my homies dick
      3 2
    • BEAN ME
      3
    • Yo i got called vladmir gonzales cause im part ukranian and part mexican.
      Chumbis 13 jan
      3
    • I would love to be called fucking riceSchnitzel, id turn it into my nick name
      AWPHyperBest 13 jan
      3
    • BEAN ME
      _0of_ 13 jan
      3
    • Any time someone calls me a ritz I just say “you’re being salty, and I’M the ritz?”
      Bornheck 13 jan
      3 2
    • Some kids need to have their eyes gouged.
      3
    • I'm half Mexican and half German but people only called me germexican
      2
    • Hey I’m a riceschnitzel too
      Goofy_Goober 14 jan
      2
    • Kids aren't that smart. Fake, but it still makes for a decent joke
      Waltimate 14 jan
      5 2
    • Same except people call me germex
      2
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