• kids in my middle school called me "beaner" and in rebuttal my stupid ass lied and said "actually I'm half German" and all it did was make them start calling me "beanerschnitzel." I'm so sorry I had to get that off my chest 1:22 PM - 09 Jan 19 - Twitter Web Client 928 Retweets 10.6K Likes
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    • CL0NES
      Get beaned
      CL0NES 11d
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    • midnight_feeder
      Some kid in elementary school called our lunch lady beaner and she quit and she was the best one so we all beat his ass
      smile 8
    • Tits_McGhee_69
      If people are allowed to say “no homo” after they say something gay then I get to say “no racist” after I say the niqqer word
      smile 9 reply 16
    • The_Zombie_God
      I'm actually legit half german and Panamanian, sometimes i just wana hear some salsa, then other days i wana fuckin gas chamber some furries
      smile 7 reply 10
    • BriansPhD
      I'm Mexican-irish so they called me green bean :(
      smile 6 reply 2
    • Jloe01
      My school is mostly hispanics and they call each other beaners all the time
      Jloe01 9d
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    • TheDarkSeraph95
      I'm half Mexican half German. I'm a beanerschnitzel and proud of it
      smile 6 reply 2
    • ProperlyCJB
      It also would mean your ancestors were probably nazis who fled to South America... bummer haha
      smile 7
    • marimbassassin37
      I stabbed a kid in the hand with a pencil in middle school for calling me a gook. I got suspended for 2 weeks, but he sure as fuck never said anything racist to me again.
      smile 8 reply 14
    • JarrettL
      Lol half German half mexican. Germex
      smile 6 reply 1
    • suhbru
      Public school makes you strong.
      suhbru 11d
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    • Daniel_the_bard
      That’s actually funny as hell. 😂😂😂
      smile 5
    • GiggleDics
      Lies kids in middle school aren't smart enough to come up with that gold
      smile 5
    • __Monika
      Wearing a sombrero in your profile pic doesn’t help your case either.
      smile 5 reply 5
    • Ein_Germanyball
      Bean me!
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    • Caesars_Legion_
      I'm Belgian and German so that makes me a Waffleschnitzel
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    • felilynn
      there's this kid in my french class who we call monsieur bean because his last name is bean and yeah that's it
      smile 5
    • Go_For_Morty
      This nigga eatin 🅱️eans
      smile 5
    • Kable71
      Beanerschnitzel...damn that’s genius
      Kable71 11d
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    • This___is__it
      I’m actually Mexican German and they called me germex
      smile 5 reply 1
    • PotatoDaily
      BEAN ME
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    • _PISSEDOFFTEXAN_
      Get fucked beanerschnitzel
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    • AkatsukiPublicRelations
      damn. middle schoolers were throwing that much heat around?
      smile 4
    • IDontLikeFeet
      When I was in middle school I got called Dora and a bunch of Mexican slurs and set up with the Latin American kids ... the best part is l, I'm not Mexican, I'm half Arab, half pakistani
      smile 4 reply 1
    • xadeth1997
      Children are creative with their cruelty
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    • theofficeluvr
      Im a beanerschnitzel too
      smile 4 reply 5
    • Jonnykush_theAustrian
      Schnitzel is not german... it’s Austrian. Germans make terrible Schnitzel.
      smile 4 reply 1
    • ForrestDump
      In a world where each man gets 100 fruits of his choice shoved up his ass, the darkest men shall choose watermelons.
      smile 4 reply 1
    • YouUglyBastard
      Who likes 2D girls
      smile 4 reply 1
    • LordMogar
      I’m almost pure German and in first grade I had a Mexican friend who almost exclusively called me beaner so that was an experience.
      smile 4 reply 1
    • FloridaMan941
      You know there are towns in Argentina that are full of Germans.
      smile 4 reply 3
    • gettin_frisky_with_kremit
      When I told my friends I was part German I was immediately called a nazi
      smile 4 reply 2
    • MRpigEH
      BEAN ME
      MRpigEH 11d
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    • Daddy6669
      We had a guy at my school that was half Mexican half black and we all called him choco taco
      smile 4 reply 1
    • Mythbuff
      “13 year olds are the meanest people in the world,” -John Mulaney
      smile 4
    • TheJdeezy06
      I'm half Mexican and German, and my friends could only come up with "Germexican."
      smile 4 reply 1
    • S_H_I_T_M_I_X_E_D_
      I'm Irish and German so they call me potatokraut
      smile 4 reply 1
    • Sagrada_Familia
      We had a German Mexican student at out school and we called him Germ-X
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    • alamandr
      Children are both very cruel and incredibly creative
      smile 4
    • phong1
      phong1 11d
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    • AclevererName
      Wyatt?
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    • HaloIsntDead
      Similar thing happened with me. Everyone used to call me Pork and cheese because I’m Portuguese so I told them I was Puertorican and all they did was hide their stuff
      smile 3
    • EorlundGreymane
      That's how the mafia works
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    • TheSh0r7C1rcu1t
      Middle schoolers are the second most ruthless and savage people to ever exist, the first are kindergardeners
      smile 3 reply 1
    • eslittlealien
      When I was in middle school there was a boy that asked if I shave my toes. But he asked in a really accusing way, as if it’s not normal, so I pretended I didn’t understand what he was saying. So he asked 1,000 more times.
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    • OneToNoFucks
      As a legal beaner myself this is funny
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    • JessiMarieGallo
      In high school we called a guy beaner. We were coming up with nicknames for our friends, so he told us to call him that. I didn’t realize that it was a racist term for months.
      smile 3
    • Coolguyisme
      Nazi-can
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    • Muscle_Skeletons
      Their not bullies if their making fun of a Nazi
      smile 3 reply 3
    • i_got_ligma123
      BEAN ME
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    • Irritated_Owl
      My family is Irish. I guess that makes me a potato.
      smile 3
    • kellyc789
      RADDA RADDA
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    • xSPADED_Julian
      All the kids at my school (90% Mexican) find beaner hilarious, really all Mexican slurs. Like when they do some Mexican ass shit they’re like “that’s so fuckin bean of me”
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    • cullenlabay
      Only way these kids even knew bout schnitzel mean they watches the show chowder
      smile 3 reply 1
    • TheChilliChihuahua
      Nigga said beanershcnitzel.
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    • thetrashpanda
      Beanerschnitzel oh no my kid is gonna be half spicy half German and now I am gonna call them this
      smile 3
    • TheDaroach
      ... oh no... I'm Germexican too
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    • nenuko
      JuanPa, TwoPa, ThreePa...
      nenuko 10d
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    • MoveslikeJagermeister
      Middle schoolers are the meanest people in the world
      smile 3
    • Cactus_Dildo
      No one lies about being half German to avoid bring mocked about their ethnicity. This is so f a k e
      smile 5 reply 1
    • Useless_Numbers
      "yeah, I flick your mom's bean on the regular"
      smile 3
    • str8laced
      My mom looked part Filipino. So they called her filibeaner.
      smile 3 reply 2
    • smotherteresa
      Can't even get mad at that one
      smile 3
    • 2EDGY4MEMES
      Bean me
      smile 3
    • Agent_Zephyr
      Bean me
      smile 3
    • amanduh_mier
      My Boyfriend always talks about how little kids are mean and this proves his point.
      smile 3 reply 2
    • thefbiagency
      You know if your dating some one with a scat fetish says I have to get it off my chest it has another meaning
      smile 3 reply 6
    • Skaapippai
      BEAN ME
      smile 3
    • meh2199
      At least they didn’t call you a nazi
      meh2199 11d
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    • zeker
      BEAN ME!
      zeker 11d
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    • Hol_up
      BEAN ME
      Hol_up 11d
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    • sp00ney_luv
      At least they didn't call you sperman
      smile 3
    • Fleecycaesar8
      Shut up beanershnitzel
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    • Redhood_01SLAMPOLICE
      I really don't care if i get called wetback, spick, beaner, etc. Ive noticed that it's mostly white people that get offended by those words while people of color are like "ha, that's funny kid"
      smile 3 reply 7
    • Solidricecake
      Lol
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    • TabooProfileThots
      Should've beannnn more careful
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    • SauerkrautBomb
      Im full german and i got called Nazi for no reason. Right up until i threw a motherfucker in 11th grade.
      smile 3 reply 5
    • computerwelt
      beanerkraut
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    • Apevia
      Apevia 11d
      smile 3 reply 1
    • TheStainSpecialist
      I lived in Southern California as a kid and got made fun of for being white. Crazy world.
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    • EasyBakeOrphan
      Beanerschnitzel is fucking good
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    • BreadIsJustHardenedJuice
      I’m black so they cal me nigga
      smile 3 reply 1
    • mylife59
      I’m half Irish and half Dutch. I love to drink but I hate to pay for it
      smile 3 reply 6
    • dontlaughatme
      BEAN ME!
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    • Chewbacca_w1th_good_hair
      I got called gay and fag a lot Idk why it all started happening after I was caught sucking my homies dick
      smile 3 reply 2
    • Paper_Book_Gang
      BEAN ME
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    • Chumbis
      Yo i got called vladmir gonzales cause im part ukranian and part mexican.
      Chumbis 11d
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    • AWPHyperBest
      I would love to be called fucking BeanerSchnitzel, id turn it into my nick name
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    • _0of_
      BEAN ME
      _0of_ 11d
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    • Bornheck
      Any time someone calls me a cracker I just say “you’re being salty, and I’M the cracker?”
      smile 3 reply 2
    • BIG_MEATY_C0CKS
      Some kids need to have their eyes gouged.
      smile 3
    • ImOnArOllaGay
      I'm half Mexican and half German but people only called me germexican
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    • Goofy_Goober
      Hey I’m a beanerschnitzel too
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    • Waltimate
      Kids aren't that smart. Fake, but it still makes for a decent joke
      smile 5 reply 2
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