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    • Honestly sounds like a good story
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      • You may be babysitting a young Douglas Adams
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        • I’m a babysitter. Last week I babysat 3 Russian brothers (who also speak English) and they started to tie one brother up with jump ropes to a chair. I said “Guys that’s not a good idea. How about we find another game?” And I shit you not the one that was tied up said “no. is a good idea!” 😶
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              • Here’s a little fun fact: If you made up a story and you think it’s good, you can tell people about it without pretending that some random little kid told it
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                • 𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
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                  • Man writing stories as a kid was so much more fun.. You could just make some shit up and run with it without worrying about if it was realistic. Now if I wanna write about a guy going 100 years in the future I have to understand the science behind cryogenic stasis.
                    Copha 22 jan
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                    • Protect what's probably the only worthy author of my generations future. You have the honor to care for him.
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                      • page250 22 jan
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                          Megumin_ 22 jan
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                          • Ok, random question, what is the wackiest way that we could escape the sun’s expansion you could think of off the top of your head?
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                            • Spf 100? I hope it’s in stock cause’ I rub it on my nips and the bell end of my cock
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                              • Dang, that 8 year old is quite imaginative. How does he even know about solar flares?
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                                • We need to get Ryan Reynolds on this. Seems like he would make a good role for the main character
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                                      • YaBoiLexi 23 jan
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                                        • I was babysitting a 2 year old that told me I look like a pig and begged me to oink for her
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                                          • Shhhhhhh Netflix is always listening...
                                            oXeXiX 22 jan
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                                            • "kIdS aRe InTeReStInG"
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                                                • In 6th grade I wrote a 10 page story about planet earth being over run by talking cats and then giant crab monsters came out of the ocean and attacked the cat civilization
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                                                  • Modern problems require modern solutions.
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                                                    • Seems like a shitty Adam sandler movie
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                                                      • Pewds 22 jan
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                                                        • PRAISE THE SUN!
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                                                          • So non fiction then. He gets an F
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                                                            • This is the kind of fiction we need. Not any “non binary/transgender” bullshit.
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                                                              • I'm sensing a sunscreen commercial manifesting.
                                                                AtinaBina 22 jan
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                                                                • Uhm, no, the Sun is WAY hotter than that, it’d be impossible. He’ll probably need SPF 420 sunscreen for that.
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                                                                  • The sun version of one punch man
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                                                                    • Cool story you made, but why you gotta pretend a 9 year old made it?
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                                                                      • That pie chart picture of "did this happen; no but in yellow"
                                                                        IdfcWbu 22 jan
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                                                                        • That kid is this world's future.
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                                                                          • SPF 100? I hope it's in stock, cuz I rub it on my nips and the bell end of my cock
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                                                                            • I want a trilogy
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                                                                              • Nasa:*takes notes*
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                                                                                    • Just become a director and get Ryan Reynolds
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                                                                                      • Imagine causing everyone in the world to die because you told them the sun was expanding and everyone went into panic mode while one motherfucker who wasn't listening fuckin applied the thickest layer of sun screen and then slept through the sound of all life burning to death.
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                                                                                        • Holy run on sentence, Batman!
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                                                                                          • Just 1 guy? He's gay because he covered himself in white stuff. And clearly the sun wouldn't spare a homosexual.
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                                                                                            • That guy missed out
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                                                                                              • Fail him it could still happen and no longer be fictional
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                                                                                                  • Too bad this never happened
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                                                                                                      • Cod4: hope You brought spf 5000.
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                                                                                                        • That's surprisingly accurate to what will happen though, considering he's nine, and that our sun will actually expand and kill us all in roughly five billion years
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                                                                                                          • and then he will freeze to death bc no sun
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                                                                                                            • And then the dialogue look something like “Oh no he can’t hear us he has his AirPods on”
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                                                                                                                • Ok, I'm listening...
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                                                                                                                  • Could you maybe use more than one period per paragraph
                                                                                                                    h_m_m_m 22 jan
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                                                                                                                    • Netflix wants your location
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                                                                                                                      • "What if we used 100% of our brains"
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                                                                                                                        • I could actually see this as a micheal bay film.
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                                                                                                                          • ngl I’d read the fuck outta that
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                                                                                                                            • We had a essay prompt about gaining superpowers and while everyone wrote about becoming a superhero, I wrote about becoming a supervillain and conquering the world no happy ending
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                                                                                                                              • It said fictional
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                                                                                                                                • Need to make this into a movie
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                                                                                                                                  • Kinda sounds like he's being hired to advertise...
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                                                                                                                                    • Kids aren't just interesting they're sexy too
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                                                                                                                                      • Kids are assholes I can't say that because I can
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                                                                                                                                          • I’ll take that didn’t happen for 500
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                                                                                                                                              • That's some high quality sunscreen
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                                                                                                                                                  • Hes not writing a story, hes writing the prophecy
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                                                                                                                                                    • SPF 100, I hope it’s in stock. Cause I rub it on my nips and the bell-end of my cock.
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                                                                                                                                                      • Well the sun would engulf earth, sooo
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                                                                                                                                                        • At least he wrote something. When my youngest was 8, he was asked to write a 2 sentence story describing a pic Of a frog jumping a log. His response? "I don't have enough data to complete this task."
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                                                                                                                                                          • Omg I’m a babysitter too!!! Last week I took this little girl and her baby brother to the park where she fucking sold her brother into slavery, haha kids am I right?
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                                                                                                                                                                • This is 2 sentences
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Spf 100. Note added.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Well it’s supposed to be fictional he failed
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                                                                                                                                                                        • How long until the sunscreen wears off? Is this a short story because the plot sure will be.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • I once wrote a story about a magic crystal pillar that gave people powers if they asked it. But the protagonist got the ability to summon stale garlic bread.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Someone call Netflix
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Probably didn't happen, but i can enjoy it all the same
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Damn this kid wrote an intriguing plot and all I can think of is some cliche shit
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Bold of him to assume humanity will last that long
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • I’m a man don’t use sunscreen, I cry about the burn later.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • “SPF 100? I hope it’s in stock”
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • no better song intro than lights by journey
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Saints deserve a rematch
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I would buy the book
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • That kid just might know a thing or two
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