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    • Those white plastic things on blinds. Those hurt if you got hit hard enough.
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    • The broom stick was devastating
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    • "Hidden massager"
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    • Moms purple dagger 😳
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    • Way minute
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    • Dont forget the markers stacked ontop of each other
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    • Wait hidden massager?
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    • Idk about that hidden massager though 😬
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    • That hidden massager be hittin different
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    • One of these is not like the others
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    • Wet plunger for chemical damage
      fat_sal 8 aug
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    • The carrot and TV remote felt more like daggers than swords
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    • who used a carrot?
      smallnig 8 aug
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    • Hidden massager huh?
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    • How r u not going to mention the expo marker chain that was lit
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    • What about a dildo, it does bonus slime damage
      MemeSir 8 aug
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    • What about moms magic wand
      SCP2244 8 aug
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    • One of these things is not like the others...
      jibjab 8 aug
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    • Why is the microphone mislabeled?
      OldAbe 8 aug
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    • I’m 54 and still use all these!!! Being a responsible adult doesn’t mean you have to grow up!!!!
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    • Pool noodles are elite. Don’t hurt at all and you can play with them in a pool as well
      duff609 8 aug
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    • Broomstick slaps. I became a bo master from being in my basement, flipping a broom handle around my body with fluid motion and not dropping it. The day came when I would face my best friend in combat, and I held off for as long as I could, but he was too quick and decisive.
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    • I used a shotgun
      chopstew 8 aug
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    • You mean, sisters microphone yes?
      rolling 10 aug
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    • “hidden Massager”
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    • *brandishes dads dick*. I hold the high ground!
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    • ♪one of these is not like the other♪
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    • Bro pool noodles are lightsabers not swords
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    • Broom stick is a staff, not a sword, but I'll let it slide this time.
      Dark_Leo 9 aug
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    • Pool noodle had to be swung at mach200 to make someone bleed and I managed to do it
      pinguasl 9 aug
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    • Kitchen knife, too.
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    • Who tf fought with baguettes as a kid?
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    • The hidden massager remind me of somthen else.....
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    • Yeah that’s what it’s called, a hidden massager lmao smh
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    • We all know the best sword is dad’s dildo
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    • You forgot the salami
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    • You forgot the PVC pipe
      W33bShit 8 aug
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    • I used my cock
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    • My dads weird fangless snake with vibrating action
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    • Why is there a mic
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    • Cross baguettes with me, you coward
      Cacaonut 8 aug
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    • HOLD UP!
      PvtSnake 8 aug
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    • Fuck yall go smack yourself with licorice and tell me what hurts worse
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    • Broomstick was a staff and u twirled that bitch like darth maul
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    • ‘Hidden Massager’
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    • I call mine the “bonk tube.”
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    • You forgot a super structurally unsound stick of craola makers nested together
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    • Where’s the ol skin sword
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    • Hidden massager makes my face feel funny
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    • Me and my dad cut swords out of 2x4s made all sorts of types when the friends came over it lasted about 45 seconds before someone was bleeding lmao good time
      bam0217 8 aug
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    • Idk why but if you had the wrapping paper one you were rich in my opinion for having wrapping paper at all
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    • The long stick was both my katana and longsword, used to whack TF outta my brother's, In turn they would grab a log and precede to knock me out
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    • um
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    • I dont see no fucking pensel
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    • Crayola markers connected together
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    • *hidden massager*
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    • Broom stick counted as a pole arm.
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    • Wayment
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    • My brother and I used to use coat hangers too
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    • Yardsticks bro. Even now I can’t touch one without wanting to swing it
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    • Real men beat the shit out of one another with nerf swords until they where numb all over and the foam came off leaving only the plastic insides
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    • One of these comes with a special attack
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    • TV remote doesn't belong
      Lesbians 8 aug
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    • When I was like 13 I asked my mom for a machete at Walmart and she got it for me
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    • "hidden massager" nice
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    • If a kid ever tries to whack me with a carrot I’m throwing hands
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    • Where’s the dried up cum sock
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    • Broomstick and long stick
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    • Broomstick gang
      ppfarded 8 aug
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    • no fly swatter?
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    • What about knives? I don’t see any knives.
      an_E_Pat 10 aug
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    • Not gomna talk about da massive brantch the buff kid allways uses
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    • Dildo
      TitoEH 10 aug
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    • Crayola markers?
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    • the hidden massager always gave me the W
      pp_cucc 8 aug
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    • Not just kids...
      AshBorn 10 aug
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    • Back in my home state of NM, there are Dessert Yucca plants everywhere. They have a big stick growing out the top. When the got old they would fall off or become ez to pull out. They made the best swords. Just imagine a straight, sturdy 3ft long stick. Yea.
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    • Broomstick, wrapping paper tube, and big stick are the most fun
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    • One time my youth group went to an overnight campsight for an event. My friends and I found one of them big brooms that janitors use plus like 3 regular one and we did jousting in our cabin. Until of course an advisor stepped in and told us to stop. Didn’t stop some of us lmfao
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    • Hold up
      ImMeta 8 aug
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    • Penis
      Bogfoor 8 aug
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    • Where is the one where you stack multiple markers on top of eachother?
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    • I’m a renaissance/Viking re-enactor so my son used real swords as pretend swords.
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    • Toy light sabers were the shit
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    • What about moms purple light saber with sound effects
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    • Forgot moms stick under her bed
      RxseBoy 8 aug
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    • One of those things is not like the others
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    • Broom stick hit different
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    • Bruh me and my brother used metal pipes 😂
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    • Power levels:
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    • Where is mom's lightsaber
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    • "Broom stick? Ahh good times! Spatula? Haha those were the days. Hidden... Wait huh?"
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    • Broom stick is overpowered af
      JustSC 9 aug
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    • You forgot the three stacked expo markers that usually fall apart in one swift swing
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    • Baguette
      PETA____ 9 aug
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    • For some reason I read spatula as spegatula
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    • Don’t forget the real sword!
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