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    • These men speak the truth
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    • “Sometimes the best deal is the deal you walk away from” - President Trump
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    • "But I want it!" - John F. Kennedy, without sufficient points to purchase Juggernog
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    • “Sometimes by losing a battle, you find new ways to win the war.” - President Trump
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    • "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, heh, you cant, you cant fool me again" - Fuckin George Bush Jr
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    • There are some legit Trump quotes though. “Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make” “Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the ability to act effectively, in spite of fear”
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    • Honestly, Donald’s on to something
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    • “Sometimes by losing the battle you find new ways to win the war” - president Donald Trump
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    • “I never had sexual relations with that woman” -Bill Clinton
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    • Doesn’t trump drink like an absurd amount of Diet Coke?
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    • "Grab her buy the pussy" President Trump ... aka El Cheeto
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    • I know I might be crazy but hear me out y’all, how about instead of constantly arguing and getting offended over every little thing, we put that very same energy into contributing to your local and state governments by voting and other such means that are already in place
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    • Also Trump: let me be the first president to fix our border problem. And let me make unemployment rates be the lowest they have been for the past 50 years
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    • "dont pray for easyer lives, pray to be stronger men" -kennedy
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    • “As your president, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology.”-trump
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    • “America will never be a socialist country” Trump 2k19
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    • "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor." - Obama
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    • Diet Coke is disgusting
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    • George W. Bush: "How many is a Brazilian?"
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    • “That’s not a real fucking gun.” -Abraham Lincoln
      YoRay1 16d
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    • if she wasn't my daughter I'd probably be dating her- Donald trump
      Dotn 16d
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    • kanep0e 16d
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    • My favorite quote of the year.
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    • Don’t see anyone quoting Abraham Lincoln when he talked about how marriage is terrible
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    • Kennedy and Lincoln were both 360 noscoped tho...
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    • Orange man bad
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    • Maybe because you’re using his worst quote and quoting Lincoln and kennedy’s best ones. It’s all about perspective
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    • And which ones got shot in the head
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    • “When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.” -President Trump
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    • Every president has said something weird at some point. You can't just say donald has never said anything that has depth cause of a few things he has said.
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    • President signs executive order to help vets.. Media only wants to talk about bullshit like impeachment process.
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    • Lincon and kennedy said stupid shit like that they just couldnt spread it around as well as current presidents can
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    • I feel like I’m constantly reminded everyday that Trump is president... every single day he is mentioned on social media or on the news... is it just me? I know he’s president and all but I don’t recall hearing as much about Obama or Bush
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    • Hahaha lets take some of their best quotes and line it up with a funny bullshit quote from twitter hahaha sure showed us! Retarded leftist scum shit.
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    • MatPat
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    • You trynna tell me he’s wrong
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    • He’s not wrong though
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    • I mean... trump isn’t exactly wrong here
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    • My favorite quote from Kennedy : “sometimes you have to take a nice Sunday drive to clear your head”
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    • He has a point though
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    • Andrew Jackson: If ya don't like em fuckin uhhh kill em in a duel
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    • Not trying to be a dick but the 3rd guy didn’t get shot
      DiBoner 15d
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    • Read a book lmao
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    • Mat Pat?
      TOTB 16d
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    • Have you inferiors not read poor Richards almanac. It was Benjamin Franklin who said that first not Lincoln. Specifically the way to wealth.
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    • They also had bad quotes, and he also has good quotes
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    • “America will never be a socialist country”
      OiOi69 16d
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    • Donald Trump: You’re fired. Michael Gary Scott: you’re hired.
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    • What an inspiration. He’s not wrong tho....
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    • Bruh but he ain’t wrong
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    • Matpat
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    • Well, Lincoln would've said the same thing if diet Coke existed in the 1860s
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    • "This is the wettest hurricane we've had in terms of water."
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    • Trump literally drinks coke.
      roadEgg 16d
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    • Obama: *punches baby in the face*
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    • MAGA
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    • Trump is the best President ever.
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    • Well trumps not wrong
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    • Which one wasn’t assassinated again?
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    • Build the wall!!!
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    • *deafening national anthem playing*
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    • And THAT is why trump is daddy
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    • Trump is a goddamn idiot
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    • But what about Mat Pat
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    • These are all words of truth
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    • Stop quoting like he's some wise shit n not some piece of garbage
      RumSoup 16d
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    • "I'm either going to be a politician or a pianist in a whorehouse, and there isn't much of a difference" -Truman
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    • When you realize “diet” on any food means stay the fuck away from it cause it’s literally the opposite and clogs your system with artificial chemical crap.
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    • "I take Kim at his word". "Putin says really nice things about me".
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    • Can someone make a meme where the one episode of spongebob has Sandy Cheeks saying “what a way with words” when Gary is doing the talent show? Plz send to me
      MCL1 16d
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    • Okay but two of those three got assassinated so...
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    • Why would you want to drink diet anything they all taste nasty and have aspartame
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    • Lincoln: This show is so boring, somebody shoot me
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    • Diet Coke is actually a lot worse for you than reg Coke. Both are bad
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    • Ah, nothing like cherry picking a quote and then seeing people bitch and complain about how they're skinny and drink diet Coke.
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    • He’s not wrong though
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    • Oh shit he's right
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    • Donald Trump is garbage. The epitome of white trash.
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    • Mat Pat intensifies
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    • IN HIS DEFENSE: Is he wrong?
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    • Well I mean...Trump's not wrong
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    • Isnt that one of his favorite drinks?
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    • I doubt everything Kennedy said was Quote Worthy
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    • Ok, well who hasn't been shot in the head?
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    • “I’m gonna bomb the shit out of them.” - D. Trump
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    • Trump is a god
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    • I mean, they are all correct lol
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    • Mat Pat does tho
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    • America is great because America is good
      Goldrak 15d
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    • MatPat
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    • Why do people not seem to understand that there is a reason people only quote .001 percent of what someone said and compare it to everything trump says, of course he is going to look like an idiot.
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    • Modern times call for modern quotes
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    • I haven't seen anyone drink diet Pepsi
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    • Trump isn’t as bad as people think change my mind
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