Kelly Collette
love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
21 sep 2020
Kelly Collette love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me.
le Cunningham
today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes
"it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Luigi_Official_ Luigi_Official_
24 sep 2020
le Cunningham today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
General_Pigeon General_Pigeon
26 dec 2020
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
nuzzles nuzzles
25 sep 2020
6 year old me at Zam debating if i should hold my piss in till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
What part of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!" Don't you understand?
highDankruto420 highDankruto420
6 nov 2020
What part of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!" Don't you understand?
Boop for goodluck
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YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
17 sep 2020
Boop for goodluck ty
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
TikToks TikToks
20 sep 2020
What my black cat thinks he looks like:
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer
Me: but I don't have any ant...
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer Me: but I don't have any ant...
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for
$1,000,000 <\3
65
Syntex_Infinity
Replying to @turntdais
yea
InfinityGD InfinityGD
25 sep 2020
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for $1,000,000 <\3 65 Syntex_Infinity Replying to @turntdais yea
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Moosiejr Moosiejr
10 jun
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80 AM - - Twitter for iPhone
"Lunch tastes so good today"
"What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
"Lunch tastes so good today" "What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are
intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind?
Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
29 sep 2020
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
Wholesome_Bert Wholesome_Bert
22 sep 2020
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Bro please do this I promise it's fun as fuck Put the speaker on your mouth and open and close your mouth
the perfect mask doesn't
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Malbolge333 Malbolge333
8 sep 2020
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weareallportionsforfoxes:
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Trifid Trifid
26 sep 2020
weareallportionsforfoxes: Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
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AnalWizard AnalWizard
24 sep 2020
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When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
Tax fraud is my favorite past time
You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
Neurotoxin Neurotoxin
28 sep 2020
Tax fraud is my favorite past time You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out