Keaton Patti
Still enthralled by the novelizations of the Austin Powers movies.
"T've gone the wrong shagging way," Austin thought to himself, groovily.
Austin stopped the cart and attempted to turn around.
However, Dr. Evil's dastardly corridor walls were too close together to make a U-turn. Austin had to think fast. He turned a little one way, then reversed a little, then turned, then reversed, on and on for minutes until the cart he was driving was perfectly wedged perpen- dicularly between the unsexy walls.
"Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good.
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
23 jun
Keaton Patti Still enthralled by the novelizations of the Austin Powers movies. "T've gone the wrong shagging way," Austin thought to himself, groovily. Austin stopped the cart and attempted to turn around. However, Dr. Evil's dastardly corridor walls were too close together to make a U-turn. Austin had to think fast. He turned a little one way, then reversed a little, then turned, then reversed, on and on for minutes until the cart he was driving was perfectly wedged perpen- dicularly between the unsexy walls. "Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good.
me showing up to my buddy's
house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack
Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
sugondeeze sugondeeze
23 sep 2020
me showing up to my buddy's house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
drinking the dababy potion at brenner gamez 624 views 2 weeks ago
Heffel Heffel
9 apr
drinking the dababy potion at brenner gamez 624 views 2 weeks ago
sweet babey boy
lyn
MAMETCHI
im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like
77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018
a thorn in the side of god
femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
memedealer775
26 sep 2020
sweet babey boy lyn MAMETCHI im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like 77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018 a thorn in the side of god femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
Yes I like my own comments in arguments
to make it look like people agree with me, how could you tell?
DripPoint DripPoint
10 jun
Yes I like my own comments in arguments to make it look like people agree with me, how could you tell?
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 mar
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Nancy Grace @
we
Carole Baskin: Cadaver dog alerts to possible human remains near Don Lewis's lake house
FUNNYSTUFFANDTHINGS FUNNYSTUFFANDTHINGS
26 sep 2020
Nancy Grace @ we Carole Baskin: Cadaver dog alerts to possible human remains near Don Lewis's lake house
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HOLY. SMOKES BATMAN
ty
sadpeepeepoopoop sadpeepeepoopoop
1 apr
HOLY. SMOKES BATMAN ty
=--s ie.
How is my dog such a huge fuck - How is my dog such a huge fuck
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
25 sep 2020
=--s ie. How is my dog such a huge fuck - How is my dog such a huge fuck
Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous
" Emma
@MakeMemeEmmea
Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
25 sep 2020
Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous " Emma @MakeMemeEmmea Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero
I don't know what I like more, the fact that the cat licked an imagine of a cooked chicken, or the disappointment in his eyes
undertaker_115 undertaker_115
21 sep 2020
I don't know what I like more, the fact that the cat licked an imagine of a cooked chicken, or the disappointment in his eyes
lavs days til iron man #1
@ironvell
thortony humor
90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS
--IN WHICH /ROW MAN
DOTH SEEM TO HAVE
FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK--
YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
25 sep 2020
lavs days til iron man #1 @ironvell thortony humor 90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS --IN WHICH /ROW MAN DOTH SEEM TO HAVE FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK-- YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
Me at watching them Indian guys build a swimming pool
MisterM_15 MisterM_15
27 may
Me at watching them Indian guys build a swimming pool
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
General_Pigeon General_Pigeon
26 dec 2020
"You're hiding Christmas guests under the ards, are you not?
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES
IS COMING
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
24 sep 2020
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES IS COMING
when u meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one
THE
BRAN
My girl liked this and idk how to feel about it
__Toxicity__ __Toxicity__
26 dec 2020
when u meet his homeboys and you got the ugliest one THE BRAN My girl liked this and idk how to feel about it
Next time to I off
my meme, do more tha justa litthe ole" virus
Themessageboy Themessageboy
1 may
Next time to I off my meme, do more tha justa litthe ole" virus
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians
@ Sinnay @Le prince 95-
Bomboclaat
Societalissues Societalissues
30 sep 2020
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians @ Sinnay @Le prince 95- Bomboclaat