• Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page.
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TRUMP RALLY INT. BIG ARBY'S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA
PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium.
PRESIDENT TRUMP I just had a phone call with the economy. Jobs poured out of the phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve
Jobs. All at Kinko's.
The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive).
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
The United Snakes is doing so good.
Other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too.
Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.
President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
I signed a bill. No more swamp.
Swamp gone. Swamp is in Mexico now.
It's on fire. Great deal for us.
The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
Foreign powers cheat us! Canada steals our milk. China steals our milk. We only had one glass of milk left! Obama drank it. Not fair.
The crowd boos. They wanted that milk.
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
But like President Ronald Rogaine,
I will bring back the milk!
The crowd roars. They still want that milk.
PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)
A wall of milk. No criminals get through. Democrats want criminals to have the milk. No way. Milk comes from coal. We'll dig it up.
All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging.
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    • “The crowd roars. They still want that milk.”
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    • The gun is alive
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    • Still better than any speech Biden has given
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    • GIVE ME MILK
      Directory 23 sep
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    • So 1000 hrs of trump sounds like America
      yoldfish 23 sep
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    • Damn it obama
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    • Bow do a joo
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    • "jobs poured out the phone, tall jobs, Steve jobs"
      SBX2 27 sep
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    • "They hate pronounciations"
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    • Are we just ignoring the existence of Wyomklahoma
      SiegeUSA 28 sep
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    • The United Snakes
      Le_Singe 28 sep
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    • This shit is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen but I still hate trump
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    • “Great jobs, tall jobs, Steve Jobs”
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    • This is such bullshit! A bit did not write this, you libtard fuck. This was from an actual rally. I was there. You just want criminals to get all the fucking milk. What about American bone density, you socialist asshole?
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    • That had me rolling. Do Biden next!
      boone2228 26 sep
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    • If it listened to 1000 hours of Joe Biden it would probably come up with random spurts of a few words leading off into nothing.
      Jeremy45 28 sep
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    • Sounds about right
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    • "Steve Jobs" lmao. I want an AI to make a deepfake recording of this.
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    • Ronald Rogaine 😂😂😂😂😂
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    • 1000 hours of Obama speeches and the bot would be like uhhhh, ummm, and then say something really poetic and powerful. Didnt support Obama but he did give good speeches
      MotoJayce 28 sep
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    • "man with harder hat"
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    • The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They want milk. They start digging.
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    • Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs.
      Gwennn 27 sep
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    • This might be the first political feature I’ve seen that isn’t guzzling trumps cock. Good job iFunny
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    • When he said “man with hard hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive.”, i felt that
      _STM_ 25 sep
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    • If someone does not animate this, it would be a crying shame
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    • As a Trump Supporter I find this fucking hilarious.
      Azrayel 28 sep
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    • how are you gonna compete with a guy who has live guns show up to his rally
      Skrenny 28 sep
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    • Great Jobs, Tall Jobs, Steve Jobs, Blow Jobs!
      ToppuWara 28 sep
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    • That's definately not autogenerated
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    • All jobs. Steve Jobs.
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    • Fake but still funny
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    • while it is funny, realistically speaking bots only mention something if they have learned the person in question has mentioned it a lot. so while the economy bits make sense, what's with the snakes, milk, and arby's? when did he talk about those? for those reasons, i'm out.
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    • Whether you don’t like him or do, this shit is hilarious
      Hybrid801 26 sep
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    • Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs.
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    • I hate how everyone believes that a bot wrote this. This mediocre writer did and labels it a bot for internet points
      ghislan 25 sep
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    • Where's the second page, that shit would be gold
      VVahoo 25 sep
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    • The chances of this having been written by a human are approximately 100%, but it's still pretty funny.
      lazarat 25 sep
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    • No you didn’t. A person wrote this
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    • Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs. All at Kinko’s.
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    • Can this be animated
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    • Arby’s food is fine to eat.
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    • Obama wtf bro that was America's milk not yours
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    • I lost it at wyomklahoma
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    • No way a bot wrote this
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    • These are usually fake
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    • this isn’t how bots work
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    • Ronald Rogaine was a good president
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    • Fun fact: this was not written by a bot, its just him trying really hard to be funny. It is funny, but a bot didnt make this.
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    • "All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They hate pronunciations. They love milk."
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    • This is more grammatically correct than Trump has ever been.
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    • Wow. This is entirely real and not typed by an actual person.
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    • Yeah someone had to write this
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    • "I signed a bill. Swamp is gone. Swamp is in Mexico now. It's on fire. Great deal for us." Lmao
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    • Nobody cares if it’s fake it’s still funny, shut the fuck up you depressing apes.
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    • Thats fake as shit. Natural language ais are much better than this
      Ravenwulf 26 sep
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    • yeah the more of these come out the less i believe they’re actually a bot
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    • BIG ARBYS IN SOUTH WYONKLAHOMA
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    • I hate trump but this obviously isn’t true - I had to make a Markov Chain to generate text from a source for my CS major and it wouldn’t create text like this
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    • President Ronald Rogaine got me
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    • Four more swamps
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    • damn this was so clearly written by someone but still funny
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    • Man copy/pastes a transcript from an actual rally and tries to pass it off as AI. Sad!
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    • "Jobs poured out of the phone"
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    • OBAMA always DRINKING the LAST fucking GLASS OF MILK BRO
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    • Swamp is in Mexico now
      Claudes 25 sep
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    • “Obama drank it. Not fair.” Fuck idc if it’s real or not this entire thing is gold
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    • “They hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging”
      KingCirce 25 sep
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    • I hate these bot memes bc it would only be funny if a bot really wrote it but it didn’t. A human wrote it
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    • Mother fucker I hate reading and I would read 10 HOURS of this! One of the funniest things I’ve ever read 😂
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    • This has too much context in order to be entirely written by an ai. Ai can repeat patterns but it can't include any actual context to what it's writing. It pretty much won't remember what it said before.
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    • Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs.
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    • Why do people try to pretend like they didn’t just write that shit
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    • You can’t fool me, you just leaked his next speech
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    • Can 100% imagine this happening
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    • Men in hard hats. Men in harder hats.
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    • A wall of milk.
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    • “Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve Jobs.”
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    • I don’t care who you support this is gold and must be kept safe
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    • Mans thought he could get away with posting a transcript of an actual Trump rally
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    • 😢 I love our country
      Soup1803 28 sep
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    • I want this to really be made by a robot but it’s just not crazy enough to be. Robots are a bit more random
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    • This is hilarious no matter who you are
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    • Its funny seeing the Trump supporter lose their shit over this, And biden supporters soiling themselves in excitement.
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    • Idc if this is real or not this might be one of the funniest fuckin things I've ever read
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    • Obama drank it. Not fair.
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    • "Four more swamps. Four more swamps" Shrek 2020
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    • Ah yes american where men with hard hats are only outshined by men with harder hats
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    • I don’t care what side you are on but literally both of these old ass white dudes suck at speaking. When can we have a president that isn’t old and doesn’t have white hair?
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    • I'm a hardcore Trump supporter and i love this so much
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    • Now do Biden, it would be like blah blah blah stop to smell small child, blah blah blah, stops you look teleprompter, blah blah blah I listen to Latino music.
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    • The end is so fucking ominous, “they start digging”
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    • 4 MORE SWAMPS
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    • Great jobs. Tall jobs. S T E V E jobs.
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    • Doesn’t sound too different from what that idiot usually sounds like
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