Kate Upton Sex Tape Sends Man to Hospital
By Laugh Roulette on October 22, 2012 I From hollywoodleek.com
That's right, fellow Upton-gawkers, the day we've all hoped for is finally here: A Kate Upton
sex tape has leaked on the intemet!! And it's just as glorious as you'd imagine...
The salacious video of Kate Upton and renowned photographer, Terry Richardson, hitting
the skins went viral this week and boners across the nation have never been the same.
Apparently, the content of the video is so arousing, penises become over-engorged so much
that they eventually explode. The lethally lewd tape is solely responsible for sending
thousands of men to the hospital for emergency genital reconstruction surgery.
Franklin Dedersen, a 33 year old plumber from Ohio, was reached for comment as he was
rolled into the E.R. "Dudeee....I still can't believe my schvantz just blew up like that!"
Unfortunately, Dedersen died soon after due to over-arousal.
'An unfortunate result, sure, but what a way to go. Kate Upton's sex tape has rapidly become
the penile equivalent of staring into the sun and going blind.