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    • Fuck parents that use this shit. Period.
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    • Why would you give a shit what your child searches up past the age of maybe 9? If your down someone's throat constantly they'll either find a way to breath or die. This isn't good parenting.
      Swifft 29 jun
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    • Parents who do this are a bunch of incoherent clams
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    • Strairdrac the Netherwatcher
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    • Oh no. Next he might want to teach the dog about gun safety
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    • Forbidden knowledge
      Skyeeter 29 jun
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    • Parents say they’re against big brother but pull this shit
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    • My parents used like a Windows program for seperating when different accounts could login. It was shit tho, cause I figured out how to bring up an admin CMD window in the user screen, and I would just make an admin account, remove my hours, delete the account, and play when I wanted to.
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    • “Why would you want to restrict what your children sees?” Y’all want your children to read liberal or conservative bullshit (whatever suits you) and maybe believe the moon is flat and idk the juices in vag are solid?
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    • I’m re typing since too many people misunderstood, when I was 12 my mom put controls on my computer in an attempt to prevent me from finding truly I appropriate things like porn or scary things that would give me nightmares, and it wasn’t a huge deal since I switched between 3-4 websites only (1/2)
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    • Stairdrac the Netherwatcher
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    • It your kid needs to have stuff blocked from there phone, then they shouldn’t have a smartphone
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    • Y’all complaining about parents restricting what their children see on the internet probably have crippling porn addictions. My 8 year old nephew shouldn’t be watching porn or being able to look up horrible things so internet restriction is a positive thing for parents.
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    • Parents that want to stop their kids from masturbating are creeps. You can’t change my mind.
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    • This whole thing is weird. The kid in questions name is weird, teaching crabs how to read and of course, the fact that teaching crabs how to read is "forbidden knowledge"
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    • If kids want to do something bad they’ll figure out a way regardless of how much you monitor them. However, making them understand why it’s bad is significantly more effective as a deterrent. I wish parents could understand that.
      amm6r 29 jun
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    • Ok but like why is that restricted
      Swarley 29 jun
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    • goodbye to that reaction image, have a good day guys!
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    • Teach 👏 Crabs 👏 to 👏 read 👏
      TheCheat 30 jun
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    • Forbidden knowledge
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    • My mom put restricted mode on my phone a few years back so I couldn’t search anything “inappropriate”(btw, Gta cheat codes was blocked). So, to get around this, I downloaded google slides on my phone, went onto her computer, signed into my google account, and started putting porn on the (1/2)
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    • Teaching crabs to read is something the world is not ready for, clearly
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    • As long as your parents are paying for the phone, it’s theirs. Contrary to popular belief. But some parents take it too far on both sides.
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    • Just don't give your child internet access or smart phones until they're old enough. They can live with a flip phone. I didn't have a phone at all until high school.
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    • one time i looked up boobies on amazon
      Nathan_NM 30 jun
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    • Blocking things on the internet is good parenting. Your kids shouldn’t be watching porn. It’s wrong and you should do your best to prevent them being sexually abused by the internet
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    • strairdrac the netherwatcher obeys no one
      asstree 30 jun
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    • My mom left us, my dad didn't give a fuck what I did with the old computer. Which was pretty much just play flight sim.
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    • If I had six fingers on one hand right now I would slap the shit out of a gopher.
      Cr1tikal 29 jun
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    • Everyone is different. Some parents want to be overbearing while others try too hard to get their children to like them.
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    • I require the F O R B I D D E N K N O W L E D G E
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    • I read the headline and thought “oh this kid looked up porn” but no he looks up innocent kid shit. Parental controls suck
      Wronk 30 jun
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    • Y'all are just mad you couldn't get addicted to porn earlier
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    • my parents put a timer lock on the computer, so I would just change the time on the computer to 3 hours earlier
      AtPro 29 jun
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    • Helicopter parent check
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    • Got Hermaeus Mora up in this bitch.
      Hellsverg 29 jun
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    • People who complain about parents doing this shit fail to realize that we now live in a society where everyone has smartphones and devices with readily available access to the internet; so a child can very easily be exposed to things that can scar them for life if parents aren’t careful
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    • Dude my father in law would pull this kind of shit on my little brother in law (who’s 14) but then fucking call me to tell me about 5G towers and how the government is constantly watching us
      AIDSpool 30 jun
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    • This whole comment section: "HiS pArEnTs WoNt LeT hIm WaTcH p0rN?!? WtF?"
      MANTA_ 30 jun
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    • “Teaching your crabs to read is forbidden knowledge”
      drathuas 30 jun
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    • Yall out here acting like being exposed to porn at 9 doesnt fuck you up.
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    • Bruh hot take some reaction images arnt that bad
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    • bad cropping be like
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    • Who tf named their child stairdrac the netherwatcher???
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    • He was searching for the forbidden knowledge. He knew what he was doing...
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    • Damn, theres a lot of mad coomers here
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    • Oh so that’s what my parents saw everytime I got the screen that said I couldnt access a page...
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    • Forbidden knowledge
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    • Ah yes, how to teach your child to hide things from you 101
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    • Parental control? Cringe, let people discover things when they want
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    • Congratulations you're teaching your kid you'll never trust them
      soft_bear 30 jun
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    • "Thats blocked it must be bad. Im gonna find ways to look at this"
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    • Calling it forbidden knowledge seems so dramatic
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    • Maybe crabs was a trigger word since it’s an STD and all that
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    • Did no one notice the child's name is strairdrec the netherwatcher
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    • Restrictions are fine in general I guess, but being told when your child attempts to look up something is kinda fucked
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    • Stairdrac the Netherwatcher
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    • this meme does in fact have an unnecessary reaction image :(
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    • I’m not entirely against restricting porn because porn addiction is a serious things
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    • *barges into son's room* "Where the Fuck are the crabs, Jeremy?!"
      N_Gineer 29 jun
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    • Anyone noticing the name though?
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    • Strairdrac the netherwatcher
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    • This is how you create internet hackers
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    • Strairdrac the Netherwatcher, surrender the Ancient Tome “How to Teach Crabs How to Talk.” I will not ask a second time.
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    • Your reaction image contributes nothing to the meme, much like you contribute nothing to the world
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    • “It is forbidden”
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    • Yo I got this one too!
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    • Phexal 29 jun
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    • Forever 29 jun
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    • The crabs know information that will lead to the arrest of [insert disliked politician].
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    • She’s bilingual down there now
      JJBries 29 jun
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    • Strairdrac
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    • Is it just me or is the username worse than the search?
      bobwp 29 jun
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    • There’s no period in “Dr. Pepper”. It was removed because the old logo font made it look like “Di: Pepper”.
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    • IF I had kids, after like 9bi wouldn't give a shit. I wouldn't judge them, restrict them, harras them. But then again I have a brain and know that people need to be allowed to learn and explore by themselves so that they can discover not only themselves but also learn their own beliefs. (1/2)
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    • Invading your child’s privacy is bad parenting
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    • I never had restrictions and Porn has changed my life
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      Vappy 29 jun
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    • I live in Connecticut, where teaching dogs how to learn is illegal
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    • Ya my parents didn't do that and now i have a porn addiction.
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    • Fuck you
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    • Lol my parents legit put kaspersky safe kids on my phone at 15.
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    • If the kids want to see some blue waffles then let em
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    • Is considered ForbiddenKnowledge
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    • I’ve had a porn addiction since I was 8
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    • Fucking snitch
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    • I'm sorry your kid is named what
      memeatee 2 jul
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    • I turn 18 in less than four months and my brothers turns 16 a week before and we still have search restrictions, location trackers and during the school year our phones shut off at 11 and 10
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    • This one girl googled pregnancy tests then got coupons in the mail for baby products, so her parents found out she was pregnant. This is why I don’t use the internet
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    • I love how everyone like, " AAAAAAAA " But no one realizing the kids names is Strairdack the NetherWatcher
      LeTrash 2 jul
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    • I wish my parents would have done this for two reasons. Blue waffle. And two girls one cup.
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    • Y'all just gonna ignore the kid's name? Ok...
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    • If I have kids I'd rather have them feel comfortable coming and talking to me about what they find rather than have trust issues from me policing every second they spend using technology
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    • I think it’s fine to restrict access at a young age but education on how to be safe on the internet is so much more important imo
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