• alcohol is cool but have you ever had
someone care about you?? me
neither, pass the bottle
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    • You ever drink, smoke some herb, and cuddle with a cute blonde chick and life is perfect? Me neither 😭
      420crit 13 jan
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    • I have this on a t shirt I made years ago and now I see it all the time
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    • Hey guys I have a question so basically I've been texting this girl and we text all day from when we wake up till we fall asleep, she seems to care about me a lot wanting me to get sleep and eat lol it sounds weird but idk thats her, I think about her all the time and get excited when she text back
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    • Have you ever tried downloading *RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS*
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    • I feel like this is featured roughly once a month just to remind us all that we are alone
      Unoforko 13 jan
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    • Alcohol isnt the answer, but its worth a shot
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    • Cooliad 13 jan
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    • Alcohol cares about me. I told me so
      Curvz 13 jan
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    • Oof
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    • no porn here, just my lovely kitty. it would make her very happy if you smiled the post :) have a great day :))
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    • Bro I never realized how bad alcohol made my mood til I stopped for a long while. Honestly if ur depressed don’t drink urself to death. Learned the hard way
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    • Cheers I’ll drink to that
      BigPPMans 13 jan
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    • I’ll drink to that bro
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    • I love alcohol
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    • Got you fam
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    • Alcohol doesn't betray you and is consistent. Be smart gentlemen.
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    • Footage 13 jan
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    • The answer is at the bottom of the bottle I hear
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    • *pass the blunt
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    • Yeah alcohol is cool but have you ever returned to a game after several months to find that one of the NPCs has sent you multiple inbox messages while they waited loyally for your return? If not let me tell you now it hits hard
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    • Boiz wish my luck I’ve been talking to goth Asian girl and it’s going well our first date is Thursday
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    • Let me gobble some of that Cognac
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    • They say someday I’ll find my match but until then down the hatch
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    • I did once, that's why you need to pass the bottle
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    • They told me that I would find that at the bottom of a bottle... I’m still looking
      V_ENDETTA 13 jan
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    • Cheers boys! 🍻
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    • iFappy 13 jan
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    • Me and my friend have had a bet to see who got laid first. Well one day this girl added me from his SC. She started off flirting but I was so bad at talking to her it just went down hill really fast. I ended up telling her to go back to my friend because I knew he’d be able to do what I couldn’t.
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    • Facts only
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    • All I care about is getting crunk 🥴
      PaddyBear 13 jan
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    • Shut the fuck up, please. You’re so pathetic
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    • What about both?
      Reese1001 13 jan
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    • I do now :)
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    • Weed 🤙🏽🤙🏽
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    • I quit drinking October 2nd 2k19. haven't touched a drop (and believe you n me, I've been sorely tempted) it's for the best tho. gl all in whatever you do.
      Fox2099 16 jan
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    • If u get drunk today you are stealing happiness from tomorrow
      DJWOLF22 16 jan
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    • Yo kings. I’m not the best looking guy. But there’s this really cute blonde girl in my chemistry class I am friends with. We don’t talk as often as I would like and I’d really like to know how to start a conversation without seeming creepy or boring. Help would be appreciated.
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    • Weed*
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    • Amen
      drdro1988 16 jan
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    • notp0rn 16 jan
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    • I got somebody and still wanna drink
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    • I'll drink to that
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    • These had a chance to be funny until you realize there are people who “relate” to this
      LewdMe 15 jan
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    • Nah matter fact give me the whole bottle fuck it
      jhizzie19 15 jan
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    • My wife, bless her heart. Love her so much. It's the best feeling ever to be cared for.
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    • New game, drink every time you see a feature that’s been featured before.
      TRKbman 15 jan
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    • Yep
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    • Your parents, stop pretending to be this edgy Doomer. It's pathetic and cringy.
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    • I prefer weed to pass the lonely nights, but to each his own
      PP__Mann 15 jan
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    • Ever just wake up? Yeah me neither
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    • Cheers
      z31luis 15 jan
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    • Nah the liquor store employees care about me...not being able to make it to the Uber because I started drinking before I got to the store because I’m depressed over how much alcohol costs and the fact that these people are the most consistent people in my life
      adenlight 15 jan
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    • I just spoke to my gym crush for the first time today, slightly (okay majorly) mortified but I’m actually happy
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    • I can go for a mojito
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    • I vape during sex like a mad man
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    • Pass the joint
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    • Hollywood undead: bullet. Give it a listen. It's the most upbeat suicide song you've probably ever heard.
      Du5tin3 14 jan
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    • I'll drink to that
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    • Guys I shot my shot today and got rejected
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    • Same
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    • I know nobody cares but I actually made some friends today at my nursing clinical. It feels so good to feel liked. I think I was just with the wrong group of people before. There’s hope for everybody!
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    • Make it 10 shots bartender
      Hydroc 14 jan
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    • Care about me? Haven’t heard that phrase in years *takes a sip of drink*
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    • I'm gonna die alone and sad
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    • Alcohol is cool (not really tbh) but have you ever owned and ridden a motorcycle?
      MotoNate 14 jan
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    • Been like two years for me :/
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    • If you stop being a lazy piece of shit, a fuckboy, or a weeb, get outside and do things that require effort like working out and socializing you might actually meet someone that could actually give a fuck about you. What do you want? A reward for breathing?
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    • Bruh this is me right now
      NardClup 14 jan
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    • No it’s my bottle I drink it all
      SiouxDG 14 jan
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    • Pass it fast
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    • Then here, have this.
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    • More like pass me a controller homie
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    • I’m against smoking and drinking is ok as long as kept to minimal but I ain’t gonna stop y’all from doing because I believe in freedom so smoke all you want just not near me also ily
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    • Actually yes I'm with the love of my life and she's amazing and I'm kinda happy in life hopefully everyone can find what I have with her
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    • several psychoactive drugs are better than alcohol
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    • pass me the bottle mr jones
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    • cheers bro, i'll drink to that
      32demoman 14 jan
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    • But if it was weed instead of alcohol you guys would freak tf out
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    • pass it back
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    • Only rich people can afford glass bottles
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    • Alcoholism is not a personality
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    • Thats why instead of people, i hit on drums
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    • Worter
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    • I have but no one does anymore and that's worse
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    • Retards: “aLcOhOl iSnT a PeRsOnAlIty”
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    • I thought I did once but she ended up screwing me over and leaving me emotionally crippled
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    • Song??
      MSM4432 13 jan
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    • But being drunk kinda feels relaxing too doe
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    • Same
      Klaus1992 13 jan
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    • Hey We all had someone who cared our moms Well Not everyone had a Mother Who Loved them But attleast they Kept is Alive to Die Alone
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