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    • finally 3 inches
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    • 300% of 0 is still 0
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    • This girl at work is bout to have the longest penis known to mankind.
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    • So my dick gets 100% bigger and my ex grows a dick
      tcliff 5 aug
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    • I wouldn’t want 100%, 50% is pretty solid tho. Now, assuming the person I hate most has an average sized peen, that 300% increase would put him at around 17 inches. I’m not a doctor but I’d be concerned if he would be able to maintain a stiffy with all of that
      _Alias 5 aug
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    • Lol the other guy is gonna have a terrible life if their dick is long as shit. That thing wont be able get hard
      5318008_ 5 aug
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    • Like if you're happy with your size.
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    • One foot is too long
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    • What if who you hate the most is a girl?
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    • Anyone else not have anyone who they hate the most? Like I can’t think of someone who I genuinely hate just people who annoy me or piss me off and even then no one stands out amount the others
      Peck 5 aug
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    • A 3 incher! Wow, I can only dream!
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    • Keep hitting it until yours is long enough, your enemies will be so large, that they become immobile.
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    • Bro who tf wants like 18 inches
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    • Actually this would increase your dick size by 500% (6 times the size it originally was)
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    • Who the fuck wants a 36in dick?
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    • At that point its a burden
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    • A feet and 9 inch, no.
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    • The only person I hate is my ex. Would be pretty funny to see here get a dick twice the size of mine😂😂
      Jrav99 7 aug
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    • The person I hate the most doesn't have a dick so I win either way. Female is 0inx3 so it's still 0 inch. One thing I can't figure out though is what am I gonna do with a 14 in long knee slapper?
      drakeo7 6 aug
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    • Technically it’s more than 300% because if it grows 100% then it’s double and then after that it grows 200% which is triple, so technically it becomes 6 times larger which is 500% larger
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    • I hate everyone so enjoy
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    • The person I hate the most is my ex so....
      rsass 5 aug
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    • Wtf am I gonna do with a 54 inch cock?
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    • Like if you have if you have small pp
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    • 6 feet would be too much imo
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    • Yeah um that’s too much dick lmao, maybe an inch or two more max. I don’t need a damn 5 pound schlong
      bam0217 5 aug
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    • What if it's a girl
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    • Yay! 3 inches!
      MacDiggy 6 aug
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    • imagine if everyone hated you and clicked the button... 1 inch + 200%= 3 inch... 3 inch +200%= 9 inch... imagine the size if literally everyone hated you
      KdawgTB 6 aug
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    • For a lot of people, a 100-200% increase literally makes their penis unusable... not many girls enjoy horse cock.
      IzTrev 6 aug
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    • Ngl, if I hate someone and his dick goes from say 5in to 15in then he's got a pretty stupid fuckin dick now js
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    • So my ex girlfriend's dick will expand by double?
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    • If my dick size doubled, I would start having a problem. 5 inches just seems like too much to handle. I'm good where I'm at
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    • What you need is an auto adjustable dick that automatically resizes to what the woman will enjoy most
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    • What I gonna do with a 21 in cock??
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    • Just push the button at many times as you want. The person you dislike may die from it.
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    • So... I would go from a measly 4.2 inches to 8.4, nice. where as my mortal enemy (not me) would go from approximately 9 to 27 inches. making his phallus not only mostly unusable, but he would have significantly higher risk of heart disease. That is what we in the fastfood industry call a WIN WIN.
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    • imagine having a dick so big it takes a third of your body’s blood just to get hard
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    • If you had 300% of a normal length you'd have like 15-20 inches smfh
      bpis 5 aug
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    • Id be WAY to fuckin big
      Adorf 6 aug
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    • No thanks I don't want an over 2 foot long penis. If I get a boner the lack of oxygen in my brain would kiII me.
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    • Doubling an average penis would actually make it almost unusable with many partners
      Zakybear 8 aug
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    • Damn, that lady’s gonna have a fat cunt
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    • 0 times 100 is still 0, wtf?
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    • the person i hate the most is a girl
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    • Thats not how percentages work
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    • Why can’t they just say your dick doubles in length
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    • Some girl getting a random monster dong
      dkim82 5 aug
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    • Hahahdhfkfhfj self hate FUNNI
      Urbanxx 7 aug
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    • I wouldn't even want 13 inches that would be really annoying
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    • Finally 0.3 inches
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    • So my ex gf will grow a dick and mine is twice as big? Win fucking win
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    • The boomer sees his wife get a huge bulge
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    • I don't want a 4 foot cock
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    • That’s a win win, I grow to 12 inches, speaking as if the guy I hate has an average dick of around 6, his becomes 18 which would be two uncomfortable to live with
      C_Koala 5 aug
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    • It would actually be a 500% increase but whatever
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    • Joke's on him. He'd die from lack of blood to the brain.
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    • Hit it three times and my enemy dies of lack of blood circulation
      Zomroxy 7 aug
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    • I hate a female so I see this as a absolute win
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    • What if the person I hate the most is a girl? Will she grow a dick? Or will she stay the same since 200% of zero is zero
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    • I could work with 4 inches
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    • I mean I’d still do it
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    • Is it 100% than 200% or straight up 300%?
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    • Gonna be honest, self hate jokes just ain't that funny
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    • Guy's consider if it means it would just double the volume of your dick, proportionally. I feel like that'd be a good increase
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    • So if my dick is the size of my phone(LG Stylo 5) and that's about 6in. Times 300 percent. Wouldnt i be like 18 in.? If so that's way too big. I don't want that. I'd rather be average size then too massive
      Jackeal 5 aug
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    • So if I'm a girl, does my clit double?
      Ethyst 8 aug
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    • 300%is too much unless y'all niggas actually have 3in dicks
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    • Actually up to 600% if the 200% increase happened before the 100%
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    • Holy fuck 24 inches, almost big enough for your mother
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    • That wouldn’t even be cool to have a dick that big. I guess you could do porn tho, that would be pretty alright
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    • There’s big dick and there’s too big dick. Like having such a massive dick would literally be such a inconvenience
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    • 600% total dick size. My dick will finally be 6 inches
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    • You’re telling me I’d have a 3” penis? Sign me up.
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    • You can give your ex girlfriend a penis. That would probably fuck up some stuff in her life
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    • Wtf would I do with a 2 foot dick
      mvffin 5 aug
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    • Haha original and funny!
      Rarifag 7 aug
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    • Me getting 7 more inches and my ex gf getting 0 more inches
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    • Honestly, I’d have to say no to this. I’m 7 1/2 inches and I don’t want a 15 goddamn inch dick
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    • 64577 inches is a bit to much
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    • One foot, nice
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    • Half the time I hurt my girl when I’m going balls deep, and she can’t even get my dick all the way down her throat. I’m only 6. Why would I want to double that and then barely even be able to get half my meat in there?
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    • The only person I hate (even a little bit) is myself. I don’t care about other people enough to hold a grudge
      fuck_boy 7 aug
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    • Who cares about the other person. My dick is now twice as big
      jibjab 7 aug
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    • I like my small dong, the girls agree right?
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    • Uhhhhhh I would have a third leg!
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    • So basically I’ll grow a vagina?
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    • Why would you want a big dick? It would just get in the way
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    • What if the person i hate most is a chick?
      mattl_39 6 aug
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    • If you increase by 100% thats double what it is now. So 200% is making it triple, because its 100% + 100% on what it is already. So if you increase it by 100% then by 200% then its double times triple or 6 times what it is now, which isn't 300% (quadruple)
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    • See, here it says 'person'. So that girl from math class that stole your the pen that you had gifted to you from your sick grandfather would end up getting a dick. Either that pussy would get larger or expect a frantic gossip chain in the next few weeks.
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    • Unless the person you hate is competing with you for the same girl, why wouldn’t you take this deal?
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    • How does a girl grow a penis
      SCP409 5 aug
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    • Ngl dont want a 18 inch cock
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    • What if the person you hate most was female
      luckydux 7 aug
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    • I love myself
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