• When you die and your bones take
millions of years to be fossils,
only to become 35$ petrol
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    • The $ sign goes in front. And its gas/fuel you britsh fuck
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    • It's Chews day innit
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    • You mean gas?
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    • We call it oil, or gas here sir
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    • Do people really think there burning DINOSAURS FOSSILS for fossil fule... oh my lord y’all are dumb
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    • For those who don't know, Petrol is another way of saying Gasoline. Who ever made this meme is a Brit
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    • Actually dinosaurs become fossils, while plants become coal. And microplants and other things become oil
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    • Reported for British
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    • oil is mostly plants and shit
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    • I believe the oil comes from under water plant life, not actual dinosaurs.
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    • Oh golly jimberwholops! You gettin’ petrol up there luv? No? But sad innit’ bruv.
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    • Do the brits really pay that much?
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    • Petrol is made of dead plants tho
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    • *Laughs in $2.69*
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    • One typing error and all of america became unanimously enraged
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    • If this was British they probably would have said pounds
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    • “Blimey mate, ‘least I don’t get shot while dewin maffs in skewel, plus you Americans don’t even got free ‘elfcare.. quite sad innit”
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    • Guess we’ll be turning Queen Elizabeth into nice ole gas soon mate...
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    • Stupid eurotrash
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    • Dinosaur fossils don't turn into fossil fuels.
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    • Oi ave you got a loicense for that petrol? I didn’t think so, you’re nicked sunshine
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    • You, mean gas?
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    • Again, dinosaurs don't become oil. That is plant matter crushed by millions of pounds of pressure for years upon years.
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    • Oh fuck yeahhhhhhh I love dinosaurs!!! Dino feature! :)
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    • No "Shut up brit" memes? Disappointed.
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    • You misspelled gas
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    • At least i was used for somthing
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    • Hmmrg DIATOMS
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    • Don't worry buddy, we still want you
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    • Hwat chu maen oits gahsohline oits fockin petrol yuo cuont
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    • Hahah Lol he said petrol instead of gas lol that wasn't very constitutional off you Britt. Like shut the fuck up and get off your high horse you know people from around the world to use this app right? Now do yourself a favour grow up and enjoy the meme instead of being a little bitch
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    • You mean gas right?
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    • There’s no evidence oil comes from dinosaurs, that was made up by big oil to trick you into thinking it’s scarce.
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    • Naw he become rock his bacteria under the ocean become oil bacteria is the oil boi
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    • Holy fuck im early
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    • You guys do know there is a difference between petrol and gas right?
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    • That's really not how it works.
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    • Why the fuck does this feature have zero likes
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    • If we use dinosaur bones can we use human bones to
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    • content not available more
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    • Man you guys get so triggered when you see something from England lmao stfu
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    • All I got from this is. In a million years because of world war 1 and 2 and the civil and ideological wars in between. Europe will have the most oil in history. Especially France and Russia!!
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    • Bones don’t turn to oil
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    • Dinosaur bones aren't made into oil by oil companies
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    • petrol a bit rewd innit?
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    • Guys, fossil fuels aren't made from dinosaur bones, they're made from dead forests.
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    • Uses American dollar sign, but says petrol..
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    • This is not how fossil fuels are formed, people are stupid
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    • Hey calm down everybody they might be Australian
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    • More than im worth now
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    • I used to rule the world
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    • More than what anyone would pay for me
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    • I don’t think you understand how it works
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    • dinosaurguy65 poor dinosaur :(
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    • Something tells me they probably don’t give a shit
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    • Nah they've found fossilized flour that was 20 or 30 years old etc. It doesnt take that long. Someone can correct me on how old it was, I cant remember off the top of my head
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    • Gasoline comes from plant fossils
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    • Honestly thats where the dollar sign should go it makes more sense.
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    • Supvwoth all thr merica memes?
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    • Dumbass
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    • The chances of you becoming a fossil is INCREDIBLY low
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    • If anyone cares about real science, most oil is from single cell cyanobacteria not dinosaurs
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    • petrol?
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    • When you die, you stop giving a shit.
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    • Anyone wanna join me on modern warfare
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    • Petrol
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    • Plastic is made from petrol therefore plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs
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    • Its wierd tasting mountain dew, idk how you fuckers drink that shit.
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    • Who the fuck calls it petrol?
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    • Swamps people swamps
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    • And now they’re destroying the ozone
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    • Right but did y’all know that actually a super tiny fraction of that oil was actually living breathing dinosaurs? Most of it was actually ancient foliage and trees but whatever for the sake of these jokes let’s keep this going
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    • Dinosaurs do not turn into crude.
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    • Interesting that they use the imperial dollar sign, on the wrong side and metric petrol in the same sentence...
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    • What movie is the dino from?
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    • Where does the picture come from
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    • I’ve always heard that most oil is produced from prehistoric plants and alge, idk where you guys are getting fossilized dinosaurs from.
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    • They didn’t do it here but I hate when people say “$25 dollars”
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    • Well, at least i'm gonna be somewhat usefull in the future.
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    • 35 pence per wooliegig happersnaches (roughly half a gallon)
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    • petrol? BRITBONG DETECTED
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