• A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco named Danielle Lei made the news for being the first Girl Scout to sell cookies outside a marijuana dispensary. She sold 117 boxes in 2 hours.
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    • Business master
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    • Smalwilly 10 aug
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    • For people who dont know, girls can stand outside a walmart for up to 6 hours and sell around 90 boxes, on an average day, a good day is around 130 boxes
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    • The true merchant.
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    • Smart most stoner give into the munchies
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    • business major
      Dawson 10 aug
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    • girls cout cookies
      snorty 10 aug
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    • Sold 117, only brought 100
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    • Wasn't just her, there were several girls selling, she's just the one who got interviewed. Sales for split between all the girls who stole during that time, as is standard Scout practice
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    • If I recall, she got in trouble for doing it there, and it was the dumbest fucking reasoning ever. This kid is fucking golden for doing this. 🤘🏽💪🏽
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    • Look at this fucking sword lol
      Boat_Man 10 aug
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    • Too bad girl scouts isn't a valuable childhood activity
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    • And I am assuming that the girl scout got a little pin for her massive achievement. Bruh girl scouts is just advanced child labour.
      Rushy 11 aug
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    • That's technically against the rules, girl scouts arnt allowed to sell outside an adult store ( i.e. weed shops and other kinds of stores like that)
      JadeTor 10 aug
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    • It’s true, I fucked the girl
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    • Location location
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    • I could soooooo take her in a fight
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    • Competition be gone!
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    • How she looks at the people when they come out the shop
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    • Honestly it's a good thing girls can join boy scouts. They can actually learn useful things instead of how to run a cookie pyramid scheme.
      james7414 12 aug
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    • I know her!! We were friends in middle school when she did this! She’s a lovely person and is in college now!
      recavs 11 aug
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    • That was on an episode of Last Man Standing
      wilbill 10 aug
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    • My troop sells at colleges. Once it was just me and I sold 500 boxes in the 6 hours I was there. I was 7.
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    • Genius
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    • A lot of grocery stores sell knock off girl scout cookies that are larger, less expensive, you get more in a pack and since they've changed the recipe of the real stuff the knock offs taste better.
      Ditto626 10 aug
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    • Wait. This happened at my current job. I work there.
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    • Learn from your surroundings, make money, feed the stoners
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    • Have a friend who's mom was a girl scout master for our town. After she found out that girl scouts is basically a huge cash scheme she quit. Boy scouts was made to benefit children, girls scouts was made to earn a profit
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    • So she literally just did it on any street in Sf lol
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    • Fucking SMART! Props to her rescuing hungry stoners
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    • I went to the same youth group with her and her sister
      Archie2 11 aug
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    • She’s smart as shit
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    • God I hate liberal cities so much makes me puke walking around downtown
      LordGains 10 aug
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    • Location location location
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    • What do Girl Scouts even do outside of selling cookies?
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    • And I would’ve too. If I was 13. And a girl scout. And in a state where that was legal.
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    • She probably told them they’re edibles too
      DrZwicky 12 aug
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    • Holy fuck she cloned herself
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    • The fucking Russian shit in the comments are better than this round of features
      Rambutan 10 aug
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    • Is Girl Scouts literally just a job you get to sell cookies, but you don’t get paid?
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    • Know your consumers
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    • Its illegal in my state 😖 I thought of that
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    • Yea. I was a girl scout once and one of the younger girls sold so many cookies in a season. when we had good seasons we would sell atleast 10 crates of cookie boxes for each type of cookie.
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    • I’m a girl on the boy scouts of America. It’s a way better program!
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    • I'm surprised that hasn't been a go-to location
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    • location is key
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    • Girls clout cookies
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    • Location location location
      Prindle 13 aug
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    • This has been going on in washington since marijuana became legal
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    • Play the game lol
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    • Girl Scouts is just a fucking pyramid scheme. They don't teach shit, they only want m o n e y.
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    • san fransisco is like a rich well maintained third world country
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    • Location, location, location...
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    • I do like girlscout cookies and I do like weed... Smart kid
      T3K_Memes 13 aug
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    • Capitalism is boss
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    • You've gotta know your clientele
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    • They should team up and split the profits 😂
      Stryga 12 aug
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    • Funny thing she may sell cookies but not with real money to people who are high as a kite.
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    • Very smart.
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    • Lol nice child labor
      Edwin544 12 aug
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    • You gotta be on drugs to eat those nasty ass cookies
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    • I'm surprised it took this long its been a joke since the first dispensary opened
      wix726 12 aug
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    • Ok? And who tf cares
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    • This is just a friends episode
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    • She sold 117? You can’t sell a renowned super soldier Idiots
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    • it’s true i was the table
      mickcarey 12 aug
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    • What do the Girl Scout even do besides sell cookies
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    • Oof
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    • I am number 666 I was gonna say something about running a good business but no my. Plans have changed
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    • San Francisco is a shithole
      elbarto 12 aug
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    • Its true, I was the cookies
      Lil_Skeet 12 aug
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    • Smart
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    • "First" bitch Colorado would beg to differ
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    • Honestly though. I'd buy them cookies
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    • Know your audience
      lemonfish 12 aug
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    • Didn’t they make a rule against that the next year
      ogGL 12 aug
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    • Good for her
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    • Gotta have something for the "munchies". She's gonna be a millionaire by 30
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    • Wow nice only seen this 300 times.
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    • Fucking stoners out of their money, nice.
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    • She's going places.
      ArtbyJ 12 aug
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    • Sounds like a lesson in marketing.
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    • I hope the girl scouts stay around and make the program more beneficial for scouts that stay in. I got my eagle and it has helped immensely, it only seems right that girls have a similar opportunity but with their own program. I don't even know what the highest rank in girl scouts is
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