• the funniest thing i've ever said was on
april 11th 2009 to my dad's cat and no
one else was around to hear it. a car
horn honked and he hopped off my bed
and ran downstairs and i said "oh shit is
your ride here" and laughed alone to
myself for like five minutes straight
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    • That’s it? That’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said?
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    • Yo i genuinely giggled at this. Yall need to lighten up. Just cause you lost the ability to find things funny when your mom ironed out those wrinkles in your brain doesn't mean others wont laugh at it.
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    • This person really must not be funny
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    • bro if you can entertain yourself nothing else matters
      k_fff 2 jul
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    • Sometimes you just kinda laugh at tge dumbest shit but that's always tge best laugh
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    • Alone jokes are the best jokes
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    • I was playing Apex and I got cucked by someone named OrphanJustin and I screamed “I JUST GOT K!LLED BY ORPHANJUSTIN?! WHO’S HE TRYING TO IMPRESS? HIS PARENTS?!” and one of my squadmates laughed so hard he ended up jumping off a cliff because he lost his concentration.
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    • Y’all are acting like your any funnier
      _Lemon 2 jul
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    • i think it’s funny and clever. but it’s not demeaning women or black people or liberals so you guys probably don’t find it funny sorry i forgot you’re all bigots
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    • Damn you guys are so desensitized with all the racism, sexist, homophobic and edgy jokes y’all make lol
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    • Alright if you all think you’re so funny why don’t you tell us yours?
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    • Sounds like something a 17 year old girl would post on her Snapchat story laughing so hard through it you can't understand what she's saying.
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    • For every like i get I’ll do 2 push ups for real kinda out of shape and tying to get back into it no bs I’ll do it
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    • CVNT5 2 jul
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    • Well I thought it was funny
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    • Words can describe how I feel right now that was so unfunny and the fact he remembered the date makes it so much worse
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    • dat1boi2 2 jul
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    • This is like something I’d say to myself as a joke and forget it 5 min later
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    • Why do people think that if they proclaim their joke is funny before telling it, it someone makes it funny? Nobody’s laughing, my guy.
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    • Thats my birthday 😎
      Huntor24 3 jul
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    • You had to be there I’m sure
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    • That's not funny
      WD_40 3 jul
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    • Funniest thing I’ve ever said? Man gotta be that time I said “middle for me was like the pope. Lonely and looking for minors”
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    • Comedy doesn’t need an audience, it just needs timing
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    • Damn bro got the whole squad laughin
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    • Nibba remembers when the funniest thing he said was
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    • I haven't "liked" anything on here in a very long time. This one got me
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    • Yo dude I rolled this one pickle over
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    • Man, this thing deserves multiple bad reaction images with how unfunny it is but I’ll settle for this one
      JD4wg365 2 jul
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    • I turned 5 that day
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    • Lol. That’s pretty good.
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    • HEY I TURNED 10 THAT DAY sorry for all caps but that’s my birthday (and the millions of others)
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    • Y’all acting like you’re the funniest people alive ..chill, we’ve all laughed at dumb shit
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    • So funny milk came out my dicks nose.
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    • You left out the high as fuck part
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    • I am the firstborn in my family, unplanned by my parents. So one day when my brother tried to crack wise about them having me on accident I looked at him and said, "I may have been an accident, but you were the mistake." And I've never dealt a stronger blow than that.
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    • Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
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    • Terrible joke, but just because he LAUGHED FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT, it’s funny now
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    • That is my birthday
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    • I’m no comedian but I say things funnier than that daily
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    • I once overheard my companies VP and HR head discussing last years picnic and the hr lady said “hopefully no one gets a salt shaker thrown at them again this year” and I blurted out “that’s assault” and they both just glared daggers at me through the glass divider between us.
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    • I came home alone one day to my dogs, looked at them and said, "Rough day, huh? Get it...Ruff!?" Then proceeded to laugh probably more than I should have at my own joke, slapping my knee in the process.
      LoLoCorr 2 jul
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    • Funniest thing I've ever said was “Are you makin fun if my way of articulation” in a stupid voice, the chick I was talking to proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for like 10 minutes
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    • Damn, even the cat didn’t hear it.
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    • imb3tter 2 jul
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    • Cr1tikal 2 jul
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    • Sounds good for maybe a good chuckle lol. Also pretty sad that’s the funniest thing he’s ever said
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    • My birthday is April 9th.
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    • My birthday is on April 11:)
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    • My real secret superpower is that I have the power to make myself laugh 😈
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    • april 2009. what a time to be alive
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    • It made me smile, it was not necessarily funny but, something that was light hearted and cute. Chill out dudes, just take a breath and have a good day
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    • Foundry 2 jul
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    • I like how he said “no one else was there to hear it” as if they would have laughed too. Like he’s the only person who would be laughing.
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    • In that case you must not be very funny
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    • That’s pretty funny
      cyberhoe 3 jul
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    • Hey thats my birthday. I was 12
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    • I thought this was funny. Some of y'all need to lighten up!
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    • That's literally the day I joined roblox lol
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    • Yo dat my birthday
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    • Idk I laughed
      Grandson 2 jul
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    • That is hilarious
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    • Pickle Rick.
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    • I do talk to my cat though...
      matct88 2 jul
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    • I’m LonELY ToO
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    • All of yall sayin it's not funny but if I did it I'd be on the ground out of breathe cause I'd be laughing so damn hard
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    • It's not even funny
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    • That’s not remotely funny what the fuck am I insane
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    • Never mind bottom didn't load
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    • I don't get it
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    • that is so funny lol
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    • And you felt the need to share it 11 years 3 months and 2 days later?
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    • 300th comment
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    • On this god forsaken app, someone said something’s got a bog dumpy, and I laughed for 30 mins straight at it
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    • I’m pissed, cuz I made a really funny joke, and couldn’t remember what it was
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    • That’s my bday not that anyone cares but hey
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    • Thank you for sharing
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    • Hey that’s my birthday
      kraj150 3 jul
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    • so your mot funny
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    • I feel ashamed that I share a birthday with this event
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    • You see I think the problem with people nowadays is that they feel the need to state their/a joke is funny because they know it’s not actually funny and they just need people to laugh.
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    • My brother’s seventh birthday
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    • Damn you got the whole squad laughing
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    • That’s legit my birthday
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    • Wow, safe to say you’ve reached your peak in terms of experiences
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    • Dude’s so unfunny he must be a trannie
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    • Me to my dog
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    • This is the least funny thing I’ve seen on iFunny
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    • Not funny
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    • Yeah drugs are fun
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