• As a tall person I cannot offer to reach
something on a high shelf for a
stranger, yet if they ask me I must
oblige. This is the law of the giants
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    • Absolutely love taunting short girls and watching their rage burn yet they accomplish nothing
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    • There's no greater feeling as a 5'6" man than being asked by some 4'11" cutie to grab something because you're a "tall man." it's like being asked by your fourth grade teacher to help move chairs because you're a strong boy 😤😤😤
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    • Yeah I'm 6'3 and I can agree
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    • Unpopular opinion: tall girls are hot
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    • I'm a 5 2 130 lbs girl and I was just trying to get my cereal on the top shelf that I couldn't fucking reach so this fucking 6 4 guy came up to me and offered to get it me being angry and short I said no and he fucking picked me up fuck you David see you next week on our date you asshole
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    • 6'+ gang arise!
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    • If you offer, you make them feel incapable
      luhFella 2 aug
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    • Fuck being 5'10. You're just short enough to not be considered tall, but tall enough to not be considered short.
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    • I'm 6'8 and I can agree. This is the law of us giants
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    • People who are 6’3 do you feel tall compared to others? I honestly feel normal height but I’m always told I’m a giant.
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    • That’s true but we are fucked when it comes to cars
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    • I’m a 5’11 girl and I tower over the 60+ year old ladies I work with. I have never felt so needed and respected before working here.
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    • I'm 5'10. There's no worse feeling than being the tall guy for someone then a taller guy comes out of nowhere and gets the item you were about to get for the smaller person. Let me have my moment tall guy.
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    • Yeah that’s really something but I wear size 13 Nike’s. Men’s size 13 Nike’s.
      NotYoDad 2 aug
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    • I was 5'6 for a very long time and I suddenly grew without realizing, I realized I was tall when I was asked to get something that I was usually not able to get but I got it with ease. remeasured, 6'1 "what the fuck"
      Nedd 2 aug
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    • I’m only 4 ‘ 10 “ so I always appreciate a fellas help 😘😊
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    • 6’2 not a giant but taller then most people I’m around. It always nice to be able to see over people in crowds lol.
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    • I have broken the law of giants, I have offered help even if they dont need it
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    • It's weird how the average height of IFunny guys seems to be 6'+ I guess that's because the apps for alpha Chad's
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    • Hit em with that “Whoa I didn’t see you down there” and watch them seethe in anger.
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    • Lol as someone that's 17 and 6'3 I can confirm
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    • I ask short people to grab stuff on the low shelves in return
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    • Dude, offer me please. I'm too shy to ask for help so I end up climbing store shelves to get what I need, lol! A nice tall guy did come to my rescue the other day, though
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    • 6'7 can confirm.
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    • I'm 6'5 this is definitely how it works
      Pdoggg01 2 aug
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    • Yeah, no. If I am at work and my short coworkers are trying to reach something and can't get it, I walk over, grab it, and say "here you go." They always smile and thank me because most of them are like 15 or 16 and are scared of asking for help
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    • As a short person I am always expected to sit bitch in a bench seat. This is the law of shorties.
      _Becky 2 aug
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    • I am a short person and I fear the day I'm in public alone, shopping and cannot reach something I need from the top shelf. What do I do go find a tall person and awkwardly ask them if they can get it for me? Or do I make sure I bring someone tall with me but then what if I have nobody?
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    • I just climb. Y'all jumpin' like rabbits while I scale that mountain of a shelf as if it's everest and I'm some white people rich
      Ujarak 2 aug
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    • Whenever someone short is reaching for something I just quietly stand behind them, and watch them struggle for a bit...with a grin on my face, waiting for them to turn around and just give me the shameful look
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    • I sometimes offer or just don't even ask, I just grab stuff up high and set it down on a lower shelf and walk away.
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    • 6’6” and can confirm this is very true
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    • 6'2" but I still feel 4' most the time
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    • Tall people need to be invited in. Like vampires
      Xebest 3 aug
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    • Being taller than 6' is 90% inconvenience and back pain from bending over, and 10% top shelf superiority
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    • #shortlivesDON'Tmatter
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    • It sucks being 6ft in 8th grad it has its pros and cons pros if you a broad dude you can fuck shit up in sports and nobody mess with you. Cons every time you hug your girl shes right in your chest and if I had tits she could motor boat them for me I have to go way down to kiss the motorboat and all
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    • 6’2 not that tall but pretty much, yeah
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    • You have accepted your role in society
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    • I am 4ft 12inches tall. As a giant myself, I can confirm this is true.
      stuffj 2 aug
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    • once had a karen ask me to come with her for something, and when I asked she said she needed something on the shelf. I go with her but then she winds up getting it herself and asks for the price and I'm like "I thought you needed help getting something?" "oh no, I actually need the price" "well...
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    • As a 5’1” woman I thank you for your unpaid service.
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    • As a relatively short person it gives me great pleasure when a shorter person asks me to reach something for them.
      kamsayn 4 aug
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    • 6'9 here can agree, I have never offered but I have also never declined
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    • Actual Unpopular opinion: rodents don’t exist
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    • I'm 5'8" this is so true
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    • As a short girl guys think it’s so cute to tease me about it but oh god dude if you don’t get that thing off the shelf for me
      DuskuIl 2 aug
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    • In fairly average height as a female but once I had to ask a tall person to reach something for me and it was great like for once I felt small
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    • It makes us feel useful 😔
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    • I mean im only 6'2 and I can't ride in my car without messing my hair up on the roof so fs for the taller bois
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    • jam-packed apple
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    • I'm 6'2" and I'm bound by this cree
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    • I can confirm this
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    • 6 foot 2 assistance, whats to high up for you. That’s my slogan at work since everyone is below 5’5. It’s fun hearing my name and seeing them trying their best to tiptoe onto a top shelf.
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    • I usually ask a nearby guy if I can borrow their tallness for a bit. Always gets a laugh.
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    • As a short person I just jump until someone offers to help because I feel rude bothering someone
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    • I saw a short old lady in the store once in the chip aisle, trying to reach a bag that was in the back of the tall shelf, and she saw me, at 6'5, and asked for help, I grabbed the bag for her, she walked away and thanked me, then I realized...
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    • I’m 5’7 and 14 and if I’m not at least 6 foot I’m ending it all
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    • I'm not tall, but I still get asked this by old people
      tweb 2 aug
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    • This isnt about height but once I offered to help an old lady put her groceries in her car and she told me no and since that day I literally never want to offer my help to anyone ever. not bc I dont like helping ppl but this happened when I was like 14.....(cont)
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    • I’m 6’0 so I don’t know if I qualify as a giant I’m just above average
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    • I'm only 5 10 😥
      Diarko 2 aug
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    • ONE OF US!
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    • Speaking of giants
      LexxsH 2 aug
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    • As someone who is below 5'3" I really appreciate when people offer to get things out of reach for me. I'm too shy to ask most of the time
      Tayaso 2 aug
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    • I offer to get things on the high shelf for short people to assert my dominance over them. Lol
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    • AUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAU
      Jerald 2 aug
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    • Thank you tall friends
      bravepsy 2 aug
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    • Oh thank you friendly giant
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    • No. Its the abuse of the midgets
      moldydog 3 aug
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    • I offer to help all the time and no one seemed bothered by it
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    • As one of the stronger workers at my job I can’t simply lift the heavy package before giving the other person a chance first, otherwise I look like a dick for thinking they’re weak or for showing off. But the moment they try and can’t or ask for help I’m right there
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    • My grandmas around 5,2 and I’m 6,8 and she used to ask my 6,2 grandpa to get stuff off the high shelves but he died a few months back so for free I remodeled her kitchen and her pantry to make it easier for her
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    • I am short. Ask.
      Umph 2 aug
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    • 5’1 and I enjoy climbing on the counter/standing on my tippy toes to reach things sometimes 😂
      Alphlia 2 aug
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    • If you both cant reach then the shorter one is obliged to be a stepping stool. The law of the midgets
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    • I’m 14 and 6’3 I know it’s kinda a normal height I think for like adults but my classmates look like baby’s compared to me height wise and looks
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    • I'm 5'6 this is so true. But I wouldn't know, I'm not a giant.
      SAVAGEx 2 aug
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    • No I always offer to help. Girls love it
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    • Instead of asking for them to grab it I ask for them to boost me. Always make em smile
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    • I'm actually pretty short but I guess I give of the tall vibe cause people ask me to reach stuff all the time and then say nvm real fast but I be good at stretchin so I go an get it anaway
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    • You summoned me dwarf???
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    • 90% of features are textposts from other sites
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    • I’m short :v
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    • Is it PC for giants to ask children and midgets to grab stuff on the lower shelves?
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    • I love it when tall people help me but I’m too prideful to ask for help so I’ll climb the fucking shelf first
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    • You gotta just cross your arms and watch them. That alone triggers them
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    • Being a 6'2 lady, I don't mind grabbing things off the top shelves. I enjoy helping people out; all you gotta do is ask for help, don't just stand there and stare at me like you expect me to grab anything for you.
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    • As a 5’3” man I can confirm. And we cannot ask you unless we have tried every possible way to do it ourselves.
      BigZyeah 2 aug
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    • back brilliant
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    • I belong to the near extinct species of females taller than 6'. Rise up my fellow tall women!
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    • As someone who is 6’5 and the tallest person I know i can say it sucks cock. there’s no blending in anywhere. everyone’s got a mf stearin problem it makes me self conscious lmao
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    • I'm 6'7 and I'm the size of a giant football player and the ladies love me
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    • Im 6’7 and my cock is extendo
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    • "I'm tall." Says anyone above 6ft
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      Qoah 15 aug
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