• Employees: We really deserve a
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Management: Pizza party Employees: No seriously, we're
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    • Unless you’re the night crew and there is no more pizza
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    • I was middle management once and suggested cheapass gift crds instead of a pizza party on their day off for my employees and I have never been ignored so hard in my life. Like upper management literally stopped acknowledging me for the rest of the meeting.
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    • I’m a Amazon XL team driver and they haven’t given us the $600 total bonus from Christmas neither a coronavirus incentive or any of that...Multi-billion horseshit company we do get fucking banana muffins
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    • I got fired from my job once because a kid told me I would look good with earrings and I said “that’s the gayest shit I’ve ever heard”. When my boss read the statement to me we both started laughing. Then he was like “yeah but seriously we’re gunna have let you go”
      kamsayn 29 jul
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    • I work security in a hospital and our incentive for everything going on was a bag of stickers that say “healthcare hero- thank you for all you do”. Meanwhile the same workplace is hiring temperature takers for $18/hour, security starts at $12.
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    • I work at amazon and we were supposed to get a “$500” bonus, but it ended up getting taxed the fuck out of. It was like no fucking point of even getting the bonus of it’s not what they promised. I get that it’s extra but just keep the fuckin promise and give what you owe.
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    • I work at pizza hut and our boss gave us a free pizza as appreciation for working long hours through the pandemic... thanks for the thing we get for free almost every day 😐
      zerosober 29 jul
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    • 90% of companies take this approach
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    • BREAKING NEWS: Congress passes PIZZA Act, which will give every unemployed American one medium one topping pizza during these hard times. ($600/week UI payments will have to end to pay for the pizzas)
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    • My employer cut our pay at the start of quarantine, but just announced that we did so well in Q2 that they're giving us the pay cut back as a lump sum, plus $750 to show their appreciation. The best thing you can do for yourself is leverage your talents and move on if they're not appreciated
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    • I worked at victoria secret and when i got hired the manager said everyone gets monthly bonuses but when the time came around and i got nothing while everyone else got bonuses, i asked wtf was up and the owner told me that i don't get a bonus because i was put down as a seasonal worker
      Locotrbl 29 jul
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    • P- Pizza Party? *heavy breathing* PIZZA PARTY
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    • My job does and inspection every year to see if we have been keeping up on cleaning and so we started cleaning the entire store for 4 weeks straight top to bottom bc if we pass the inspection we all het raises and a big bonus if we are the cleanest store in our area 1/2
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    • Capitalism stands on a foundation of greed and inequality and is the root of most of societies problems. Communism sounds good in theory, but human greed will never allow it to be achieved. Self-sustainability is the only way to be free.
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    • Legit my boss when I used to work in a pizza place was the worst. Now the dude owns 2 stores now, is a part owner of a shop and is always driving the newest S at that time decided to give $50 cards to his 7 employees at that time for Christmas which sounds amazing right? Well he made us work for
      Xcho 29 jul
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    • Covid brought my company's salary workers a wage cut, the hourly mechanics such as myself got our yearly 3% raise taken away, we get no profit sharing bonus (100 bucks quarterly) and our company received a 5-10mil Federal aid package for "paycheck protection" that they stuffed their pockets with
      Stevens8 29 jul
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    • The radical left wants to stop pizza partys now, where does it end with these animals
      Twunk 29 jul
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    • Wait, you guys get pizza parties?
      Bonney 29 jul
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    • We get a $500 Christmas bonus ever year but it's our own money that'd been taken out of our check and saved up through the year.
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    • Still waiting for that trickle down economics to reach me
      omegapool 29 jul
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    • You know why your bosses do that? Because corporate will not hear it. They will not hear that their largest controllable expense should be larger. So your manager usually buys everyone pizza out of his or her own pocket. And then gets shit on for doing so. Cool beans
      joeker00 29 jul
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    • Our hospital CEO gave the ER a box of stale doughnuts and computer printed certificates of appreciation- then gave himself a $300,000 bonus
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    • Working at 5 Guys and our new DM suggested that we use any change from cash tips to be added up for a pizza party rather than giving it to the employees. Also that the tips would be collected up and distributed to whoever as the most hours and then downwards, coincidentally the managers work most
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    • Pizza party it is then, what’re we getting :)
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    • Capitalism is slavery but cleverly disguised as opportunity to make you willing to trade time for worthless currency. Freedom is actually an illusion in America, I want to live in the forest and not participate but that would be illegal.
      iamtim250 29 jul
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    • Management - you should just be happy that you have a job during these uncertain times. So just take the Peging.
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    • My employers infact took away all the restrictions and "essential" worker benefits. In turn my job now has 1 confirmed case of covid and now they wont enforce any covid prevention procedures.
      redl1on98 29 jul
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    • Or management has a random restaurant to thank us. But everybody hate each other so only a few go
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    • My mom used to work at a local Pizza Hut and everyone that worked there was kinda shitty, she was a manager but the lady just above her would not come in on busy days or would leave like 20 minutes early because she has to pick up her kids in an hour from school while my mom has to go get me 1/?
      jajaisjjs 29 jul
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    • Currently I work at a third party call center for Costco.com. OMG I want a raise and a month vacation time to recover when this is over. Im used to work being a little crazy and changing fast paced but what they have us doing right now. Im not sure where to begin pt/1
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    • From working at Amazon I have realized that all the PR shit about them "caring about their employees" is all horseshit. You have any idea how replaceable I am? I've worked there 1.5 months and my department alone has had 6 batches of new hires (each batch is like 10 ppl) come in.
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    • Michael Scott be like
      spud__ 29 jul
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    • Easy fix just eat a bonus worth of pizza
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    • Hey guys I'm an essential worker and I'm getting my pay reduced because everything is opening back up and one of the reasons my boss say it's being reduced is because it's more dangerous out there
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    • Please have fun. Or else (:
      WesIdk 29 jul
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    • I been at subway for a year and I’m still only making $10/hour I’m finding a different job if they aren’t going to pay better
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    • COVID starts: $2 hazard pay. Record number of new cases: no more hazard pay
      Pateo 30 jul
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    • We don’t even have pizza parties, just pats on the back and our manager telling us to do better. It’s like “yeah you worked your 2,000 hours, here’s a thumbs up”
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    • It's even worse when you're working the full day shifts at pizza hut and get rewarded with fuckin pizza
      _the_Void 29 jul
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    • My work has done nothing for us. I’d take a pizza party at this point.
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    • Bonus just get taxed a lot by government
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    • Some employs just put frozen food together for 16 bucks an hour soooo
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    • Yeah, I used to work at a BBQ joint we’re all the tips went to the owners.
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    • I always get mad by the fact that there are some people working tooth and nail for their money meanwhile a girl shows her ass and she gets more money a day than they make in a year.
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    • And it’s never good pizza either
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    • tryna register college classes and i rightfully had my spot in 2 classes but was removed and waitlisted for a hold on my registration. the college said they lacked some info but we verified that they didnt lack any info and had what they were asking for, so now ive lost my spot in a class due to-
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    • :)
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    • (:
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    • fedex. although they feed you a lot especially during peak, it would still be nice to get a bit of extra cash
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    • I’m kinda jealous y’all are getting Pizza parties all we’re getting is shirts that we can’t even wear because it’s apart of our uniform...
      NHL_Meme 29 jul
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    • if pizza parties are 200$ that's way easier than even giving 2 people a 1% raise lol. Let alone a substantial raise for the whole office. wtf kinda pizza do you guys have where you thought the prices were comparable
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    • Heres a tip for yall put there having problems getting jobs. If its really hard for you like it was for me to get a job when i was younger. Start working literally anywhere for atleast 3 months. If they pay you like shit or wont give a raise then quit and find another job. Im 21 and have about 8 job
      Smsfl420 30 jul
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    • Fnaf
      fuma 30 jul
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    • "Lisa needs braces... (DENTAL PLAN!) Lisa needs braces... (DENTAL PLAN!)"
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    • These features suck compared to collective
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    • Why can't it be both?
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    • Walmart just says "i think its time we let you go"
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    • When you work at a pizza shop
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    • Target is like this. Worked there for 9 years
      bau5_ 31 jul
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    • Walmart gave us a $150 bonus, twice. So while everyone else was getting $900 a week in unemployment, I got $300 over the course of 4 months.
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    • This is so funny/random because I took a vacation day today, but I’ll be going in at noon for....a pizza party.
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    • I know. They do this thinking that it replaces the raise
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    • My work only gave some of us bonuses then out a gag order on anyone who did. Fucking bullshit. Especially when we've had meeting after meeting and they keep mentioning "best months yet!"
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    • Employees: “Yo can we have some of what Epstein was having” Management: P I Z Z A . :} P A R T Y . :}
      Nazarene 31 jul
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    • Save some for noc shift
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    • i fw pizza though
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    • No no it's fine boss man. Sure I've been working for you all for over a year and haven't seen a single raise, and sure we've been doing nothing but 3D printing COVID testing swabs for the past 3 months, and hey, 10 hour shifts producing 5k swabs per person is pretty rough, but yeah pepperoni
      FosGreen 30 jul
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    • Haha, imagine not getting bonuses.
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    • Almost like we should democratize the enterprise. If everyone’s voting on pay scales, bezos probs wouldn’t be worth $150 billion while he exploits his workers at non livable wages and benefits who are creating his wealth in the first place
      garrmack8 30 jul
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    • So at my trade school, im doing auto tech and we do live work because its in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and people cant drive that far to a shop. I was student foreman and fill in service manager so I had to watch all the gophers so they dont mess shit up. Me and my safety manager(we're the only
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    • Why is this so relatable
      matt122 29 jul
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    • My work had a party for every county employee, but my position is the only part time position in the county so it was up to me to run the carousel for everyone all day.
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    • Sucks to suck. At the end of the physical year I should be getting about 5k bonus because it’s been a good year so far. Hopefully it stays that way
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    • Most of your bosses have bosses. Dont take it out on them when they go up to bat for you and their bosses start threatening their position. On top of that they're required to lead and act like they're in charge, so you think it's their decision to not give you a raise.
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    • I work at Pizza Hutt. We haven't gotten shit.
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    • Vote Libertarian they want yo lower taxes on the everyday citizens that is all
      ZackFair 29 jul
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    • Bonuses aren’t guaranteed demanding them is how you get fired.
      iceican 30 jul
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    • Employees barely do their job, they don't deserve anything
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    • Hard work pays off, quit your bitching. I’ve only worked at my company for two years and I’ve already been promoted and given raises from 12 to 16$. I bust my ass and show my worth and don’t complain
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    • As a business owner, I see nothing wrong with this. You don't like it? There's the door.
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    • Stop liking, it's at 69
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    • Employees have the ability to choose where they work and quit whenever they need to. Not many instances where i side with them on this subject
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    • So sick of seeing you all bitch that your Walmart job doesn’t give 40 an hour and full benefits.
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    • My work just had a contract renegotiation with our union, and because I’ve been employed here for less than 2 years, I don’t get any bonuses and I even lose vacation time :)
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    • Most people who cry about not getting bonuses are usually the ones who end up spending their money on nonsense
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    • Ah it would seem that the proletariat are rising.
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    • Imagine thinking you deserve a bonus for doing the job you agreed to do. If you were worth more you would get more
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    • Sadly, working for the government, we don't even get the pizza party.
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    • Most places I've worked will take an hour off your pay if a smoke break takes longer then 5-7 minutes and try to get you to come in early off the clock tell it's busy even if that takes tell the night shifts half way through and you got there at 10 A.m.
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    • No body deserves a bonus
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    • It's so they can write it off. Cant write off raises or bonuses tho
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    • -inserts meme- wait you guys are getting a bonus?
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    • My manager does pulled pork cook outs for our parties, but because of covid the price of meat shot up in our area so he said when prices droo again we can do it..... its been 4 months.... just give me the damn bonus instead.
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    • I'm gonna tear out your urethra and eat it you dirty slut - Jesus Christ
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    • My favorite part is when they host a competition between areas of the store and have a big prize, then no one ever gets the prize.
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