• Me: Do you want fries?
Girlfriend: No
Me: *Gets fries for myself*
Girlfriend:
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    • Me: I have the fries her:
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    • Just buy an extra fries, if she truly doesn’t want any, then that’s just more fries for you
      0btuse 10 jul
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    • Communism at its finest
      Weird 10 jul
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    • Ask for double fries, she will almost always want a small snack because of the smell of your food. If you order fries for her too then she will feel appreciated for it
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    • Girlfriend? :(
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    • Cumunist cum detect cum!
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    • Do girls deserve rights?
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    • Vons 10 jul
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    • I will answer all Dino questions!
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    • I wanted fries once and I forgot to say so and my man got some and you know what happened? I didn’t eat any fries because it was my fault I forgot to order them.
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    • Hate when girls do that shit
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    • MemeGuy73 10 jul
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    • Yeah, haha, gf.....
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    • This is why you ask for extra fries secretly if she joins you
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    • Touch it again and your fingers will be mine
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    • I’m genuinely sad I don’t have a girlfriend but I’m happy because my sister has been having really bad relationship issues,she almost passed out from a panic attack (not trying to be quirky)
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    • You steal my fries and you get the bill. Those are the rules
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    • No I mean my fries
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    • It’s the opposite for me and my big tiddy shark Gf, JesterHoro. When she has fries in her bag while we’re heading home, I like to snack on them, of which this is her response:
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    • Tomio 10 jul
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    • She can get these hands for all I care
      trioinc0 10 jul
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    • PRO TIP: Ask for 2x Fries to your meal.
      Sensino 13 jul
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    • Girlfriend.
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    • Me:
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    • I don’t ask her. I just get her fries.
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    • Noobly200 10 jul
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    • Please, just be direct with us. If there’s something you want from the store, tell me what you want from there. Don’t be upset at guys that didn’t get you anything because you didn’t say you wanted anything.
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    • And you’re damn right she can have some. I love that bitch
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    • My bf just buys me an entire meal now apparently I've stolen his food 1 to many times 🤣
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    • Order a second thing of fries everytime, and she actually doesnt want fries then you get 2 fries
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    • That's why you buy her fries anyways. Guaranteed she'll be like: "......fuck it hand me that packet..."
      Kitboone 10 jul
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    • Me:
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    • I can share a
      Boat_Man 10 jul
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    • The trick is to order extra fries and she won’t argue or eat yours
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    • No
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    • I don’t want fries but we do
      KingCirce 13 jul
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    • being poor sucks. get a stable job first, and a girl second. that way u can spoil her.
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    • I swear happens to me all the time, so frustrating. Just say you want them and I'll buy you some. Not that hard.
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    • 1.) I know a lot of people are stingy with their food, but it would be really hard for me to look at someone that I loved and swipe at them angrily and say, “NO- MINE.” Even if they did say they don’t want fries. It’s okay, the fries I bought for me are less important than the love I have for you.-
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    • Just get her fries
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    • I never get fries because my boyfriend doesn’t finish his, and I’m not gonna finish a whole thing either. So when we’re ordering he says “you can have some of my fries”
      ObbyWan 13 jul
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    • "Why do you always get a large but never eat them all?" Because I've met you before and if I get a small it'll be sad for everyone 🤣
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    • Joesphh 13 jul
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    • What's a girlfriend
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    • It is what it is
      Einhorn69 13 jul
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    • If I ever get a bf I’ll never steal his fries my mom always does that to me and I hate that shit
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    • You called
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    • girlfriend?
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    • That's why you buy an extra small order fries so you have yours and she has the extra
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    • Our girlfriend.
      DogeGuy 12 jul
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    • Men do it to. That's why I buy one for my husband any ways. Me:love do to want a donut? Him: no (gets him one anyways). Me eating my donut. My husband: where's my donut. Me: I know it!
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    • My brother stole my fries and I but a rock in the box so he chipped his tooth and I kicked his nuts
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    • touch mt shit lose them shoes in fire !
      dayday20 12 jul
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    • This makes me wanna punch someone
      Lookie 12 jul
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    • This makes me wanna pinch skmevody
      Lookie 12 jul
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    • if your girlfriend said no to fries in the first place then there's a serious issue
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    • Yeet
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    • I always order extra burgers or fries because it inevitably will be eaten
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    • Lol imagine *sniff* having a gf.
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    • Fuck off my fries bitch
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    • Well...when you put them in front of me like that 🤤
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    • Jahnny 12 jul
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    • Same but with bacon
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    • Meower fries
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    • If you know she is going to do that then order extra fries .
      SirSanti 12 jul
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    • But would you pay 50 cents extra so the person making them didn’t have to work three jobs to survive?
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    • Haha true
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    • Dump her
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    • Hahaha yes
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    • Sometimes I like to pull a reversal on my fiancee. I don't get a meal at McDs but she does, so if I'm paying I get her a large fry and I tell her it's for the express purpose of me having some!
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    • I don't get that like you know you'll take end up talking their food I usually just ask for a side of fries or ice cream
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    • *dumps a shit ton of hot sauce on them* MY fries
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    • Nah if I’m offered to go and get food with him I’m always getting something, I just feel bad when he pays for it, despite me wanting to pay instead, because it’s usually somewhere we haven’t been and there’s a 50/50 chance I don’t finish what I get then feel like I wasted his money
      AmSnatBoi 11 jul
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    • That's why you always get a small fry. Never fails
      OxBoss 11 jul
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    • If you want fries say you want some fries you dumb bitch.
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    • MY fries shoulda have gotten your own bitch
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    • It’s a good meme, but I’m sad and lonely so I’m not taking it
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    • I let her have them, enjoy my fries you bitch I know where you hide your chocolate
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    • Always get extra fries so if she tries this you can do it to her
      cd_0 11 jul
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    • I fell for that ONCE. I’m married now and I just order her fries. Because sharing fries as someone who eats food in order is BULLSHIT.
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    • Boys I got a girlfriend a week ago I'm so happy, and I get a car soon so I can see her more 🙂
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