• as a serial killer my name would
be the suspense so my victims
would be like "oh no, the
suspense is killing me" and we
would both laugh right before i
killed them
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    • I’m pretty sure the k*llers can’t pick their names.
      HeirRps 19 jun
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    • So sort of like the No One stunt Odysseus pulled on the cyclops in the Odyssey
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    • I had a dream where right at the end the words "Who are you?" appeared. Does that mean something?
      Xacto 19 jun
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    • no my guy theugh would just scream as loud as possible
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    • You think serial kiIIers get to choose their name? You could literally carve your desired name in the victim’s chest and they’d still call you some shit like “the Washington state Carver”
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    • You got the whole squad laughin bro
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    • Avalre 19 jun
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    • In dying from the suspense!
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    • "We are calling him the poopy fart butt ki ller, because they lose steam quick if the name isn't cool"
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    • Iewdness 19 jun
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    • ClapnSniff I finally found the name I wanna go by. If only I could go back to number one to have this moment, oh well, 12 and I will have a good laugh.
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    • It would be cool if serial kiIIers got to choose their own names but the detectives and media usually do that for them.
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    • A madman yet a genius
      BIGMooch 19 jun
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    • "Thank you retard very gay"
      Sily 19 jun
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    • If they recognized you you’re not a very good serial kiIIer
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    • fubge 19 jun
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    • I dream of exclusively tea!
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    • This is like something out of Scary Movie
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    • Woah is this 2010
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    • For every like this gets I'll take/post a picture of my dog while we're on hikes
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    • why is ifunny full of shitty dad jokes
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    • Modern problems require modern solutions
      FoxFurry 22 jun
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    • I wonder how long they spent in the shower thinkin that
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    • Not shabby
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    • Not possible, murder is against the law 😡😡
      Wal_ker 21 jun
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    • Comment section: I'm smart because I have a smart opinion to something that's supposed to be dumb....as I fuck up my own vocabulary. Me: who is dumb and also fucks up his vocabuwary.
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    • Why do all tumblr users think they would say something witty when they get kiIIed. They would probably just shit themselves
      UncleChow 20 jun
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    • The suspense is likely a member of a popular news outlet
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    • Tumblr users are too retarded to commit crimes
      WeirdAl 20 jun
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    • Name yourself “the answer” and have a 50% rate of electrocuting people. “The answer may shock you”
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    • Haha
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    • Goin out with a bang
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    • We all know you won't speak too loudly at the starbucks drive thru let alone k!ll people be honest with us
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    • Nobody would care enough about you to give you one
      Dolemite 20 jun
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    • Mine would be Wet Bandit
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    • I have a friend of a friend who's a professional wrestler named "the system" and he always yells "trust the system"
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    • Nah better name would be time so when you meet your next victim you say Time to die lol
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    • But most people call him the HashAAAHH!
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    • Sub please
      Tamdem 20 jun
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    • You good man
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    • _nuuuu_ 20 jun
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    • Fuck all y'all this shit made me actually laugh out loud lmao
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    • :/
      AdultToys 20 jun
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    • You don't get to pick your own serial kiIIer name doe
      NiceCube 20 jun
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    • I’m gonna kiII people only in McDonalds so I can be the McKiIIer
      Have_Fish 20 jun
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    • Okay slow down Joe
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    • How would anyone know if you erase everyone you tell?
      BD101 19 jun
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    • Then every other serial k1ller would hunt you down cause puns are lazy showmanship
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    • Would you spare them if they never say the line?
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    • Ever hear of commas?
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    • I guess you could say his victim was Dying of laughter
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    • Ya know who's not laughing? Me, at this meme
      cncnick5 19 jun
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    • Tumblr people act like the can handle the feelings after k1lling someone when they can’t even ask for a refill at McDonald’s
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    • I don't think serial enders choose their own names.
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      Billothy 19 jun
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    • Slick, I'd only k*ll around Christmas and write in blood on the wall, "the Christmas sleigher". Figure I'd give a couple cops a laugh
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    • You could also say it during the standoff with police when they realize its you that way you can yell it out right nefore you "prevent your capture".
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    • "She was murdered by the suspense."
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    • I would take on the persona of ghost face and make him come to life
      DitzyIF 19 jun
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    • My stripper name woulda be "Silver Lining". After getting it from the boss all day, kids that wing give you any peace. I'm there for you, waiting... Your silver lining!
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    • Mine would be Big Z so they don’t suspect my 5’3” frame
      BigZyeah 19 jun
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    • Sounds like a Michael Jackson song
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    • I’m still waiting for someone to start calling themselves the Covid kiIIer
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    • this is so gay
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    • k
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    • Damn bro... I kinda didn’t fucking ask
      tree82 19 jun
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    • Mines gonna be worishire sause
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    • go back to whatever app this is from
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    • Did y'all know it snows on the ocean
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    • I don’t, the kids didn’t laugh at my clown costume in 2016. They all just screamed and ran. One even tried calling the cops, I was very upset
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    • No one on tumblr has the physical capacity to k!ll someone
      iron_ore 19 jun
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    • But you don’t get to pick your name. The police looking for you do.
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    • You don't choose your serial kiIIer name. The police/media do
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    • Wholesome
      Tyymann 19 jun
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    • Hardy har har har
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    • Keeps you on the edge of your seat as well as your life.
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